The Rongolian Lonely Hearts Club:

A Special Message to All the Ladies from Garfunkel

Hey Ladies, Garfunkel here again…I’m SO ready for you to call. I’m looking for a special hard-lovin’ woman to share my passion for life, love and funkin’.

It’s been a good while since I have been with a lady…in fact it’s been 45 years…so I’ve some spunk bottled up inside me like you wouldn’t believe!

So give me a call and I’ll release my love all over you…7826XXX
(If I’m not home…please leave a message with Mum and I’ll call you straight back and invite you round for a cuppa tea to meet my parents, we’ll read some psalms, heal the sick, cure the lame and I might even show you my extensive collection of used tissues!)

PS: If I miss your call, be sure to leave your name, age, bra size, hair length and underpants colour so that I can call you back with a mental picture of you in mind.

***Disclaimer: The Rongolian Lonely Hearts Club is a comedic parody, any resemblance to real persons living or dead is unintentional and purely coincidental.***

About LivinginPeaceProject

Paul Murray is the founder of the LivinginPeace Project. Paul originally from Australia, but have been living in New Zealand for 14 years. Before that he was in Japan for a decade working as a journalist. He met his wife Sanae in Japan and they married in 2008.
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