Off the Top of My Head
By Paul Murray
The Brisbane Lions did it again. Lifting in the dying moments of the 2026 Australian Football League (AFL) Grand Final to snatch the game from the rightful clutches of the West Australian Fremantle Football Club to claim their third consecutive premiership trophy.
The Freemantle “Dockers” had dominated the 2026 AFL season, finishing minor premeirs and only conceding four games for the year. Formed in 1994 as part of the AFL national expansion programme, the Dockers arrived at the Melborne Cricket Ground (MCG) full of confidence, hope and determination seeking their first AFL flag.
Fremantle coach, Justin Longmuir, a former Dockers player, had been recognised as the 2026 AFL Coach of the Year four days earlier and must have arrived at the game confident of victory. An estimated 25,000 Fremantle fans also made the 2,754 km journey to support their side in the clash with the Queensland team, with approximately 35,000 of their fans travelling 1,780 km to Melbourne support the Lions third premiership performance in as many years. They joined another 50,000 fans at the hallowed home of footy and the stage was set for a spectacular sporting battle.
Throughout the 2026 season, the Freo team were inspired to greater on-field performance by the concept of “Wharfie Time.” This moticational tractic traces back to a 2009 pre-match huddle where then-captain Matthew Pavlich famously rallied his team by declaring, “It’s wharfie time!” “Wharfie” is Australian slang for a dockworker, and Wharfie Time is a nod to Fremantle’s maritime heritage and was initially the nickname considered for the club.

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During tight or crucial moments late in Fremantle home games, the club dims the Optus Stadium lights to purple, and a lone guitarist atop the stadium cranks out AC/DC’s “Hells Bells,” and a huge tidal wave appears on the stadium screen to pump up the crowd and inspire the players. It was permitted at the AFL GF for the first time to match the Brisbane Lions similar inspiration technique of playing a particular song when one of their players scores, most notably “Take me Home Country Roads” by John Denver as the goal song for Lions star Charlie Cameron.
Fremantle triggered Wharfie Time in the 2026 AFL Grand Final against the Brisbane Lions after forward Patrick Voss kicked a goal to put the Dockers up by 17 points with just 4:18 left on the clock.
When the “GONG” of “Hells Bells” sounded out over the MCG in the final minutes of the AFL Grand Final, 18 Mancurian Candidates were triggrered into action. Their mission was psychologically programmed by Coach Chris Fagan in the week leading up to the game to flip a mental switch and turn his team to WIN mode as soon as “Wharfie Time” rang out over the 100,000+ fans, all screaming from the edge of their seats.
The Lions ROARED and the Dockers crumbled after having led for most of the second half and dominating all the necessary metrics throughout the game that usually indicate onfield success; possession, inside 50s, tackles, hitouts etc, etc they had quite simply played better right up to the final siren when the Brisbane Lions snatched the cup away from them by five points to claim their third consecutive premiership cup and deny the Freo team their first cup.
Core Match Statistics: Fremantle’s dominance around the ball was spearheaded by ruck Luke Jackson’s 47 hitouts and their relentless midfield, but The Lion’s superiority in front of goal won them the game.
| Metric | ||
|---|---|---|
| Total Disposals | 308 | 358 |
| Contested Possessions | 139 | 130 |
| Total Clearances | 45 | 31 |
| Centre Clearances | 17 | 9 |
| Stoppage Clearances | 28 | 22 |
| Inside 50s | 62 | 48 |
| Contested Marks | 17 | 7 |
| Expected Score | 97.2 | 85.9 |
| Actual Score | 12.17 (89) | 14.12 (96) |
Instead of inspiring the Freo playes to seal the win for the West Australians, Wharfie Time energised Brisbane, and the team mounted a stunning late-game comeback to greedily snatch their third consecutive Grand Final victory and deny Freo their first AFL cup. Wharfie Time backfired spectacularly and rather than inspire the Dockers to greater on-field heights, it was their death knell.

Former Fitzroy/Brisbane Lions player, Ross Lyon, the current coach of St Kilda FC, coached Fremantle Dockers to their last GF appearance in 2013, only to be left standing in the church holding the roses. He’d also taken St Kilda to the alter of football greatness in 2010 against the Colingwood Magpies and nearly took home the gong, the drawn game saw a repeat of the nuptial service the following week…and the Pies marched the Saints out of the church, denying them the trophy they had been seeking since their last wedding in 1966.
Lyon again took up the coaching role at St Kilda in 2023 after and 8-year stint as Freo coach and 4 years as a media commentator to, hopefully complete his unfinished business of winning an AFL cup for The Saints.
Western Bulldogs leader Marcus “The Bont” Bontempelli (Club Vice Captain 2018, 2019 and Captain since 2020) had another superb season, many pundits considering him to be the best player in the AFL.
The Bont has almost won the Brownlow Medal, which is recognition as the game’s Fairest & Best Player for the season, based on the opinion of field umpires. It is the AFL’s highest individual honour and a coveted gong among elite footy stars. He came second in 2021 and 2023 and third this year. He holds the all-time VFL/AFL record for the most career Brownlow votes (247) without ever winning the medal.
The Bont’s Brownlow Podium Finishes:
| Year | Result | Votes | Winner |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2021 | Runner-up | 33 | Ollie Wines (36 votes) |
| 2023 | Runner-up | 29 | Lachie Neale (31 votes) |
| 2026 | Third place | 34 | Nick Daicos (47 votes) |
He came equal sixth with this year’s winner Nick Daicos in 2025 after missing a quarter of the season through injury. He also holds the all-time VFL/AFL record for the most career Brownlow votes (247) without ever winning the medal.

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Ross Lyon: Unfinshed Business: Wedding Bells for The Saints
In the annals of Australian Rules Football, few narratives are as compelling as that of Ross Lyon and the St Kilda Football Club. Lyon, a seasoned tactician, had his first stint as St Kilda’s coach marked by heartbreak in the 2010 AFL Grand Final. The match ended in a draw against Collingwood, only to be followed by a painful defeat in the replay the subsequent week. Despite this setback, Lyon’s ambition to secure the elusive premiership for the Saints never wavered. He took up the St Kilda cpoaching challenge again in 2024 and is back at the helm, determined to finish what he started over a decade ago.
Lyon’s coaching journey has been defined by resilience and strategic acumen. After his departure from St Kilda in 2011, he went on to coach Fremantle with remarkable success, leading the Dockers to consecutive Grand Finals in 2013 and 2014. Although victory continued to elude him, Lyon’s reputation as one of the AFL’s premier coaches remained undiminished, but he is yet to stand at the altar and kiss the bride.
Lyon’s return to St Kilda in 2024 wasn’t just a homecoming; it was a reunion with unfinished business. The memories of 2010 lingered, driving Lyon’s determination to take St Kilda to grand final glory. With a squad brimming with talent and a hunger for redemption, Lyon wasted no time in instilling his trademark defensive structure and meticulous game plan.
The 2024 season marked a promising start for Lyon and the Saints. Under his guidance, they exhibited a newfound resilience and tactical versatility, securing crucial victories against formidable opponents. Lyon’s emphasis on teamwork and discipline reverberated throughout the club, fostering a culture of unwavering commitment to the cause.
Pundits were heralding season success for St Kilda and considered the team to be genuine contenders for the premiership, igniting hope and anticipation among their loyal supporters. Supporters hope that Lyon’s astute leadership and unwavering belief in his players will propel the team to new heights, culminating in premiership gong.
Lyon’s tenure at St Kilda promises to be defined by continued success and a relentless pursuit of excellence. With his indomitable spirit and tactical genius guiding the way, the Saints are poised to write the next chapter in their storied history, fueled by the enduring legacy of Ross Lyon and the unshakeable belief that anything is possible when you refuse to relent in the pursuit of victory.
St Kilda FC: The Curse & the Unfinished Business:
To understand Ross Lyon’s unfinished business, you first have to understand St Kilda’s. This is a football club that has spent generations giving its supporters lessons in patience that nobody signed up for.
Founded in 1873, St Kilda have won just one VFL/AFL premiership. One. In 1966. And even then, they managed it by a solitary point. Barry Breen’s famous behind delivered victory over Collingwood and secured him a permanent place in Saints folklore. Other clubs celebrate dynasties. St Kilda celebrate a bloke missing the goals. Under the circumstances, quite rightly.
The warning signs appeared early. As a foundation member of the VFL in 1897, the Saints lost their first 48 matches. Supporting St Kilda was evidently going to require a sturdy constitution.
There have been opportunities since. Grand Final defeats in 1971 and 1997, followed by the particularly cruel disappointments of 2009 and 2010. Under Lyon in 2009, the Saints won their first 19 games, only to lose the match that mattered most to Geelong. A year later came the draw against Collingwood, followed by defeat in the replay. Football’s perpetual bridesmaids had found another way to get to the altar without bringing home the silverware.
That bouncing ball in the dying minutes of the drawn Grand Final remains almost unbearable viewing. Stephen Milne waiting near the goals, a premiership seemingly within reach, then the Sherrin taking a turn that no St Kilda supporter would have chosen. A behind. A draw. Another week of hope, then another heartbreak.
Are they jinxed? If you were assembling evidence, you may come to that assuimption. But a curse is a convenient explanation. It saves everyone having to examine the less romantic business of recruiting, development, injuries, decision-making and taking your chances when they arrive. Bad luck can decide a close match. It cannot be the club’s permanent business plan.
Nor does “hapless” quite do justice to St Kilda. Their history contains magnificent footballers and teams capable of beating anyone. The frustration is that so much ability, effort and loyalty has produced so little premiership reward. Being a Saints supporter is a seemingly fruitless persuit…knowing that your team can be brilliant, but still finding yourself watching someone else lift the cup.
The club is now putting serious money behind its determination to change that. Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera’s decision to stay was a substantial statement. AFL.com.au reported his two-year extension as the first AFL contract worth $2 million a season. That is a considerable investment in a young footballer, but also in the belief that St Kilda can build something worth staying for.
The recruitment of Tom De Koning, Sam Flanders, Jack Silvagni and Liam Ryan adds substance to that ambition. The Saints are committing resources to strengthening the side, rather than simply asking their supporters to be patient for another few years.
Of course, an expensive team is not automatically a premiership team. The salary cap makes every large contract a choice about what remains available for everyone else. Wanganeen-Milera can provide brilliance, but he cannot be expected to carry the hopes of an entire club every Saturday. The investment succeeds only if the players around him improve, complement his strengths and make St Kilda harder to beat across the ground.
This is where Lyon earns his keep. His contract extension through to the end of 2027 gives him the backing to continue the project. That support also brings an obligation to turn promise into sustained performance. Sentiment about unfinished business will only carry him so far.
Lyon knows how to build a disciplined side. His challenge is to combine that discipline with enough attacking confidence to win against the best when the pressure is greatest. The Saints need to defend fiercely, then use the ball with purpose. Players with vision and flair need the freedom to create, supported by teammates who understand when to run, when to cover and when to take the game on.
They also need depth. A premiership campaign cannot depend on every important player remaining fit and finding form at precisely the right moment. Development, sound recruiting and clear roles throughout the list matter just as much as the headline signing.
The team needs to become comfortable with expectation and they need to believe they can win. There is a danger in making the drought so central to the club’s identity that every opportunity feels like an appointment with disaster. The current players did not lose those old Grand Finals. Their job is to win the games in front of them.
Ross Lyon and St Kilda have good reason to want this desperately. They have been close enough to know what slipped away, and the club is backing another attempt. But desire has to become action: better decisions, cleaner skills, greater consistency and the courage to seize a match when it is there to be won.
Imagine the release if they finally do it. The supporters who have waited decades. The families who have passed down their colours along with the warnings. The celebrations at Moorabbin. Even the most committed rival might allow them a moment before returning to normal service.
The Saints only premiership vicotry was in the year of my birth, 60 years ago…Barry Breen has carried the premiership story for long enough. It is time the St Kilda Football Club gave him some company.


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