The Rongolian Lonely Hearts Club:

Robert “Garfunkel” Davids aka the LOVE GOD

Hey Hot Ladies…looking for some good lovin’?

Look no further, Robert “Garfunkel” Davids is ready willing and able to cater to your every need…I’m a 40-something virgin with a LOT of lost time to make up for…I’m locked and loaded and ready to explode. Call now 7826XXX and ask for the “Love God”…If I’m not at home, please leave a message with Mum and I’ll call you right back…be sure to leave your name, number, bra size and a brief description of your desires and I will prepare my package for you. Married women need not apply as my ideology is very much in line with the 10 Commandments…and I shall not covet my neighbour’s wife…but my neighbour’s wife’s daughters are most welcome…wait no longer Ladies…call now for complete satisfaction and the realisation of every fantasy, desire and sexual fancy…tea and hot scones my speciality.

***Disclaimer: The Rongolian Lonely Hearts Club is a comedic parody, any resemblance to real persons living or dead is unintentional and purely coincidental.***

About LivinginPeaceProject

Paul Murray is the founder of the LivinginPeace Project. www.livinginpeace.com Paul originally from Australia, but have been living in New Zealand for 14 years. Before that he was in Japan for a decade working as a journalist. He met his wife Sanae in Japan and they married in 2008.
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