Karamea Ministry of Red Tape

Office Manager:    Red Scarlett

Office Manager: Red Scarlett

Senorita Complaints Officer:    Mater Harriet Yablonski

Senorita Complaints Officer: Mater Harriet Yablonski

Office Receptionist:    Honey Child Bizzarrre

Office Receptionist: Honey Child Bizzarrre

Tea Imperator:   Chai Yu

Office Tperadactyladilloasaurusoceros:    Rajah

Office Tperadactyladilloasaurusoceros: Rajah

Karamea Ministry of Red Tape:  Market Cross 9.15 am

Dalek Venutian:   “Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate!!!”

Dalek Venutian (right)

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    Ooh wow! Have you got a big horn in the middle of your forehead or are you just pleased to see me?”

Dalek Venutian:    “Take me to your leader!!!!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Ooh you are so cute! Why don’t you come up and see me some time?”

Dalek Venutian:   “That does not compute! I can see you now! Exterminate!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Wow, you are so sexy!! Why don’t we do lunch?”

Dalek Venutian:    “Earthling cretin, show me your mammary glands! You will obey!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    How naughty!!!  I don’t….. oh..alright!”

Dalek Venutian:    Exterminate!!!…Ex…..sproing…..sprark….kapowski!!!……”

Doctor Say When:    Congratulations! You have just destroyed an extremely dangerous Varazian Dalek Ninja!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    Why thank you Mister….???”

Doctor Say When:  They call me The Doctor! I am a Centaurian Time Lord from a time dimension in the seventh cosmosphere!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “A doctor! Great! I’ve had a slight tickle in the chest this week! Could you please have a look at it?”

Doctor Say When:    “Cough cough… Well, actually I’m a doctor of…..mmmm….aaaghhh….yes I can see the problem! ( Yowser!)

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “How many aspirins should I take?”

Doctor Say When:   “I’m prescribing an immediate diaphragmatic massage and the application of a homeopathic application of whipped cream and strawberry jam!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Ooh Doctor! Can you also please have a look at this to the left of my sternum! Is it a melanoma?”

Doctor Say When:   “Mmmm! Looks more like an enlarged supernova!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Ooh! I’m having a dizzy Doris episode! I need to sit down!”

Doctor Say When:    “Right, you had better sit on my knee while I take your temperature!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Ouch!!!”

Doctor Say When:    “Pardon me!”

Chai Yu:    “Would you like a cup of chai tea Doctor?”

Doctor Say When:    “Indeed! Two lumps of sugar and some hot crumpet would be nice!”

Chai Yu:   “Voila!”

Doctor Say When:    “Ow! That is rather hot!”

Mater Harriet Yablobnski:   “Would you like to make a complaint?”

Doctor Say When:    “Well….yes!”

Mater Harriet Yablonski:    “An official complaint?”

Doctor Say When:    “Indeed!  Justass must prevail!”

Red Scarlett:    “How do you do Doctor….??????”

Doctor Say When:    “Say When!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “When!”

Red Scarlett:    “I am Red Scarlett the Karamea Ministry of Red Tape Office Manager and I will personally manage your complaint!”

Doctor Say When:    “Excellent! First of all I must complete a thorough physical examination of Mistress Bizarrrre! Now stand up and bend over!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Should I drop my panties, doctor?”

Doctor say When:    “Cough… cough…Ahem !  Now open wide and say aaaaaagghhhh!!”

Honey Child Bizzarrr:    “But I am a virgin!”

Doctor Say When:    Open your mouth and say aaaghhhh!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “R!”

Doctor Say When:    “Mmmm! When did you last dye your hair??”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “About fifteen minutes ago!”

Doctor say When:   “What is your original hair colour Honey Child???”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Why blonde of course!”

Doctor Say When:    “Mmmm! Rather serious! Tetrachlorohydroxyfluoromaxicapillarosis poisoning! Immediate mouth to mouth resuscitation is required followed by a jolly good spanking!”

Red Scarlett:    “Eureka! Karamea Ministry of Red Tape Official Complaint 48 DD. To whit…Lecherous Doctor from seventh cosmosphere…blah…blah…blah…burns his fingers…no I mean his mouth on sizzling hot crumpet…blah…blah…blah….extravagant cleavage….blah…blah…blah…official complaint… blah…blah…blah…That will be 20 sqazillion Ranganewthadons plus Imperial War Tax!”

Doctor Say When:    “Absolutely bloody outrageous! The cost of a new Tardis and a longer zargiffilo scarf! I would rather shoot myself than bow to extortion!!!”

Red Scarlett:   “I can save you the trouble!”

KABOOM!

Mater Harriet Yablonski:    “Yo! Bullseye!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Boo Hoo.”

Red Scarlett:    “Whatever is the matter?”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “I don’t think the Doctor took my temperature for long enough!”

Red Scarlett:    “I think two minutes is plenty!”

Rajah:    “ Arf arf!”