Burning Woman Throws Baby

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Off the Top of My Head

By Paul Murray

When a large macrocarpa tree blew down in front of his house in a storm, Granity artist and bon vivant Peter Whitaker saw it as a sign, “It was like a message from God,” he said with a wry grin.

God’s message was apparently to take the windfall and use it to disturb people. Good installation artworks often do, their message is strong and direct, they evoke emotion and stimulate contemplation. Pete Whitaker’s “Burning Woman Throws Baby” is such a bit of work.


The hideous and disconcerting sculpture is on display at Rongo in Karamea for six weeks and we invite you to come and take a look, have a think and try and determine just what the message Mr Whitaker is attempting to convey might be. It’s also a great selfie opportunity…because everyone looks good in front of this monstrosity.


Arthur’s Pass hostel owner and raconteur Bob Vaile (left) is never one to pass up a good selfie opportunity. He stayed at Rongo on his way to ride the Heaphy Track on his new full-suspension fatty and couldn’t resist a quickie with the unfortunate woman.


On seeing the sculpture for the first time, Rongo Manager Tristan Lockerbie said, “My God…That is a total waste of a good piece of firewood.” “It’s badly carved, poorly executed and completely disgusting…I LOVE it!”

Karamea Village Hotel Chef and local Barista Vinnie Dunford, couldn’t resist the opportunity to be photographed with the grim installation…”This is cheesier than double brie, mozzarella pizza with a cheddar infused crust….Mmmmmm CHEESE….,” He mused.


Chef and Barista Vinnie Dunford gets up close and personal with the flaming lady.


Granity Artist Peter Whitaker with his creation “Burning Woman Throws Baby.”

“It was motivated by despair really,” Whitaker said. “Despair with the state of the world, politics, the threat of global warming…It’s a message to say “Hey, things are really wrong here”…We need to think about saving the next generation.”


Whitaker carved the work for the annual Buller Art Exhibition in the clocktower in Westport on the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand. The work didn’t elicit much feedback, but did result in one offer to purchase. “Someone wanted to buy it,” said Whitaker. “But I didn’t sell it as I was uncertain of the person’s intentions for the piece,” he added.

Diva Murray, daughter of Rongo owners Paul and Sanae Murray, was confused by the sculpture…”Why is the lady gorilla throwing a pig Daddy?” she asked.


Diva Murray with Mrs Kong and Piglet

The anatomically incorrect shaping of the “hot” lady suggests it’s been quite a while since Whitaker has actually seen a woman without clothing and when pressed on the subject he said, “That may be true, but I have a lot of good memories.” Well memories are one thing, but mammaries are quite another and the Burning Lady’s misshapen chest suggests the unfamiliarity of the sculptor with the real thing…or things.

After the exhibition closed, mother and baby went on display in Westport at the Art Hotel in Brougham Street and they are now doing their time at Rongo in Karamea. Whitaker plans to take the burning woman and her unfortunate child down the West Coast and display them at other venues to spread the message and share the scare.

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“Burning Woman Throws Baby” is on display at Rongo until Labour Day, so come and stay in Sunny Karamea and enjoy the stark contrast between the beauty and peace of Karamea life and the dystopian horror depicted in Whitaker’s artistic effort.

Take a selfie with the unfortunate lady as she desperately attempts to save her toasting toddler by tossing him out of the furnace of the present and into the frying pan of the future…and help spread the message that while things might not be so good now, there is hope for the age to come.

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Karamea Food-Branding Initiative Gathers Momentum

Off the Top of My Head

By Paul Murray

Buller Community Development Facilitator Peter Howard recently presented information at the Karamea Bowling Club about a proposal to establish a “social enterprise” in Karamea to bolster the local economy, create employment and improve returns to our agricultural sector.


Buller Community Development Facilitator Peter Howard presents the concept of a food-branding social enterprise for the Karamea Community at the Karamea Bowling Club on January 17, 2017.

The proposal to value-add local produce under a “Karamea” brand and sell the processed products to gourmet food markets in more affluent urban markets is supported by the Akina Foundation, EPIC Westport, the Grey District Council and Buller REAP. It came out of the recently conducted Tai Poutini West Coast Regional Growth Study by Wellington-based consulting firm Martin Jenkins and has caught the ear of the Ministry of Business Innovation and Employment (MBIE).

Karamea’s unique “ geographical island in a National Park” location provides the community with a distinctive point of difference that has been utilised in other locations to successfully establish locally branded products that capitalise on the uniqueness of their region to enhance the market potential of their products.


Karamea: A Geographical Island in the Kahurangi National Park

I grew up on Kangaroo Island in Australia. Farmers on the island had a problem. All the inputs to the farm–Fencing material, fertiliser, livestock, fuel, machinery etc,–had to be imported at significant cost. All produce from the farm had to be exported to mainland markets for sale, again this incurred an additional cost. As a result, Kangaroo Island farmers’ gross margins were significantly lower than mainland farmers producing a similar product.


In the late 1970s, a group of progressive-thinking farmers, including my father, got together to work out a means of addressing the problem. They considered the island had a unique comparative marketing advantage as a food-producing region and decided to produce a range of “Kangaroo Island” branded premium quality products that could be processed and value-added on the island for sale into high-end gourmet food markets on the mainland. Not everyone thought it was a good idea initially, but a few got on board and started off with simple products like vacuum-packed premium quality beef and lamb cuts, cheese, yoghurt, honey etc.

The initiative significantly reduced export costs as they were now exporting just the prime meat cuts rather than a whole animal and value-added products rather than raw produce. The quality focus enabled the establishment of the Kangaroo Island brand in the mind of the market as a premium quality product for which a premium price was paid.

Today, there are over 100 “Kangaroo Island” branded products and the project was a great success. Kangaroo Island farmers now enjoy a similar, if not better, return from their farm businesses than mainland farmers and the initiative has resulted in the creation of numerous new jobs in associated fields like food-processing, production, manufacturing, marketing, transport, packaging, designing etc., improved local infrastructure, increased the skill-sets of local people and generated profits that have been returned to the community to improve services, facilities and social equity.


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Kangaroo Island Branded Premium Quality Food Products

Kangaroo Island Branded Premium Quality Food Products

The dynamic of Karamea district is very much like that of Kangaroo Island, and we have the same potential to overcome our challenges in a similar way and, in the process, increase local employment and create sustainable incomes for the people who live here.

As Karamea is also a popular tourist destination and will become more so as the Oparara Basin is developed into an “iconic West Coast attraction” like Punakaiki pancake rocks and the glaciers, there is a great opportunity to sell Karamea branded products to visitors to the region. Kangaroo Island producers found this to be a great opportunity as the island is also a tourist destination and visitors purchase a lot of Kangaroo Island products to take home with them, which proved to be a boon for the producers as there was no transport cost associated with such sales. In addition, tourism embraced the opportunity and visitors now take tours of the processing facilities, farms, purchase products directly from the manufacturers and associated merchandise bearing the Kangaroo Island brand.

The Karamea airport also provides the region with a great advantage as our value-added horticultural and agricultural; products could be back-loaded on planes bringing people to the region for holidays. Many planes are currently returning empty and there is an opportunity for us to access urban markets like Wellington and to increase efficiency and mitigate flight costs for airlines. Locally based flight services could also fly product to urban centres and return with passengers.


Karamea International Airport


Karamea is seen as an excellent pilot location to test the development of this kind of social enterprise with the view to applying the concept to other regions and indeed the whole West Coast, which is also a unique and recognisably distinctive region of New Zealand.




The opportunity for the Karamea community is to establish a social enterprise with financial assistance and professional support to proudly promote our special region, add value to our raw produce by processing it here and selling it to people less fortunate, but with more money!


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Karamea Co.Starters Set World Record

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 By Paul Murray

 The remote rural town of Karamea at the top of the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand apparently set a world record Monday night by being the smallest community to ever host and successfully complete a Co.Starters business development course.


Buller Rural Education Activities Programme Community Development Facilitator  Peter Howard delivers the Co.Starters Course material at the Karamea Bowling Club


Co.Starters Course Facilitator Peter Howard and Participant Sanae Murray

Co.Starters began in Chattanooga, Tennessee in 2008 in a region that was facing similar economic challenges the Buller District is currently experiencing from the closure of several large businesses, a downturn in established industry and the associated loss of employment.

In Chattanooga, the Co.Starters programme was instrumental in turning the situation around and renewing the local economy by supporting small business start-ups, fostering entrepreneurial ideas and helping people prepare their ideas for market success by networking with others to develop mutually beneficial synergies. The region is now considered one of the most economically stable in the United States, has a vibrant artistic community, a successful small business sector and it has also attracted some large corporations.

The nine-week programme attracted 12 participants with a diverse range of entrepreneurial ideas including; a yoga studio, café, gold-panning and mini golf activity, hairdressing salon, several horticultural enterprises and a publishing company. Ten of the participants graduated on Monday at Presentation Night where they pitched their business ideas in a five-minute address to members of the community, West Coast business leaders, government officials and potential financiers.


Sanae Murray Pitches “Yoga Rongo”


Steve Miller Pitches “Paradise BlueBerries”


Chris Partridge Pitches “Baker’s Creek Orchard”


Lena Fischbach Pitches “Nature Ahead” Hairdressing

Awards were given on the night for the best presentation, for the participant who made the most progress throughout the course and the Customer Count Prize for the participant who spoke with the most potential customers about their business idea.

Brendan O’Dwyer with his pitch for One-Man Band Publishing a venture that seeks to collect, edit and publish local anecdotes, poems and photographs took home the best presentation prize along with a jar cash donated by people attending the evening and an accounting package from F.T. Dooley Ltd valued at $1,500.

The Customer Count Prize of a six-month accounting package from First Class Accounting and a six-month West Coast Awards membership went to Vinnie Dunford and his business “Karamea Kitchen Café,” and Andy Austin of “Best Gold Panning and Mini Golf Experience” also took home a business mentoring and accounting package valued at $1,000 from Peter Campbell and Associates in Westport.


Peter Howard (left) presents the Customer Count Award to Vinnie Dunford of Karamea Kitchen Cafe as accounting firm F.T. Dooley Director Rochelle Crossman looks on.

The Co.Starters programme is instrumental in bringing communities together. The course would not have been possible without the financial and logistical support of the many sponsors, the generosity of local people who offered their time to share their business knowledge and experience as guest speakers and mentors, the hard work and dedication of Buller Community Development Facilitator Peter Howard to bring it all together and the vision of the Buller District Council to support the programme and subsidise the cost by allocating money provided by Development West Coast through the Buller Economic Stimulus Fund to mitigate the cost to participants.

Corporate sponsors Buller Real Estate and EPIC Westport and support from Buller REAP was instrumental in enabling the Co.Starters course to be held in Karamea and allowed Karamea entrepreneurs to attend the programme.






The graduates now have a template to successfully establish a self-sustaining business that will enable them to live and work in their communities, employ others and benefit the Buller District by developing their respective ventures, diversifying the local economy and making it stronger and more resilient, providing services to the local residents and visitors to the region…Everybody wins!

Vinnie Dunford, Head Chef at the Karamea Village Hotel is planning to open Karamea Kitchen Cafe in Market Cross, Karamea, showcased his culinary talents by catering for the Co.Starters Presentation Night event and produced a stunning array of food prepared from locally grown produce.


Karamea Karaka Smallgoods donated by Tony Ibbotson



Tristan Lockerbie and Winston Murray Enjoy the Festivities


For more information about the Co.Starters Programme click on the following link:


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Historically Famous Kidnappings

News broke recently that Formula 1 billionaire Bernie Ecclestone’s mother-in-law has been kidnapped in Brazil. Aparecida Schunck was grabbed in the Interlagos neighborhood of Sao Paulo on Friday, July 22, 2016. Aparecida is the mother of Eccelstone’s third wife Fabiana Flosi.

Aparecida-Schunk-and-Fabiana-FlosiAparecida Schunck (left) and daughter Fabiana Flosi (current wife of Bernie Ecclestone of Formula 1 Fame)

The kidnappers are demanding a ransom of 120 million Brazilian real, which is equivalent to $US36.5 million. It is the highest ransom amount for a kidnapping in the history of Brazil.

Here are a more cases of rich and/or famous people or relatives of rich and famous people that were kidnapped.

Charles Lindbergh, Jr.

Date: March 1, 1932


Kidnapped From: East Amwell Township, New Jersey

Age at Kidnapping: 1

Result: Murdered

BIPS/Getty ImagesCharles Lindburgh Jr. BIPS/Getty Images

At the time, this was called “The Crime of the Century.” Charles Lindburgh Jr. was the son of the famous aviator and just 20 months old when he was kidnapped from his crib in his home. Ransom negotiations were not successful and a passing truck driver found the remains of the young boy on May 12, 1932. Hauptmann was convicted, sentenced to death and electrocuted on February 13, 1935. This kidnapping led to Congress s enacting the “Lindbergh Law,” or The Federal Kidnapping Act of 1932. The law was created to allow federal authorities step in and pursue kidnappers once they had crossed state lines with their victim.



Considerable doubt as to the guilt of Hauptmann in this case has emerged since his death.

Graeme Thorne

Date: July 7, 1960

Kidnapper: Stephen Bradley

Kidnapped From: New South Wales, Australia

Age at Kidnapping: 8

Result: Murdered


Graeme’s parents, Freda and Basil Thorne had just won a more than $100,000 lottery. At that time the names of the winners were published in newspapers. Five weeks after the Thornes’ win, Stephen Bradley kidnapped Graeme and demanded a ransom. Unfortunately, Graeme was murdered and his body dumped. His partially decomposed remains were found in August. This case led to tighter rules about the publication of the names of lottery winners.




Frank Sinatra Jr.

Date: December 8, 1963

Kidnappers: Joe Amsler, Barry Keenan, and John Irwin

Kidnapped From: Lake Tahoe, Nevada

Age at Kidnapping: 19

Result: Released


Frank Sinatra’s teenaged son was kidnapped from his hotel room at Harrah’s Lake Tahoe and returned safely 2 days later when Frank Sr. paid the $240,000 (equivalent to $1.9 million today) ransom. The kidnappers included a former high school classmate and friend of Nancy Sinatra. The three kidnappers were sent to jail but released early. The leader was found to be insane at the time of the kidnapping. During the ransom negotiations, which took place on a pay phone, Frank Sinatra ran out of change and lost the call. Because of this he always carried a roll of dimes with him at all times from that day forward.




John Paul Getty III

Date: July 3, 1973

Kidnapper: Ndrangheta group

Kidnapped From: Rome, Italy

Age at Kidnapping: 16

Result: Mutilation, release

Graham Morris/Evening Standard/Getty ImagesJohn Paul Getty III Graham Morris/Evening Standard/Getty Images

On July 3, 1973 at 3 o’clock in the morning John Paul Getty III was kidnapped from the Piazza Farnese in Rome. JPG was blindfolded and taken to a mountain hideout that the kidnappers used as a prison for him. They sent their ransom note asking for $17 million. No money came. A second demand was sent, but delivery was delayed by an Italian postal strike.  JPG’s father, John Paul Getty Jr. begged the grandfather for the money, but was rejected. In November 1973, after being imprisoned in that remote mountain hideout for more than four months, JPG III’s captors decided it was time to things up a notch. The kidnappers proceeded to send a package to the offices of Italian newspaper Il Messagero. The packaged contained two items: a lock of JPG III’s hair and one of JPG III’s bloody ears. The package contained a note that threatened increasing mutilation of the young heir unless $3.2 million was paid. Grandpa talked the kidnappers down from $3.2 to $2.2 million because that was the maximum that was tax deductible. The kidnappers stood strong on their demand for $3 million. Getty Sr. agreed to give his son $3 million, but $800,000 would be considered a loan that came with a 4% interest rate. JPG III was found alive in Southern Italy on December 15, 1973, ironically at a gas station. He had spent five and a half months kidnapped and chained in a mountain hideout.


Patty Hearst

Date: February 4, 1974

Kidnapper: Symbionese Liberation Army

Kidnapped From: Berkeley, California

Age at Kidnapping: 19

Result: Stayed with Kidnappers until they were arrested


Patty Hearst, heiress to the Hearst newspaper fortune, was kidnapped from her apartment by a left-wing guerrilla group. In April 1974 she announced her allegiance to the group. She robbed a bank on behalf of the group. She is thought to have succumbed to Stockholm Syndrome. She was captured by the FBI in 1975 and sentenced to 35 years in prison for the bank robbery. She served 22 months of her sentence.

GUERRILLA: THE TAKING OF PATTY HEARST (12A)Donald DeFreeze and Patty Hearst leaving the Hibernia Bank in San Francisco April 15, 1974
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Kevyn Wynn

Date: July 1993

Kidnapper: Ray Cuddy and Jacob Sherwood

Kidnapped From: Las Vegas, Nevada

Age at Kidnapping: 26

Result: Released

wynn.cachedKevyn Wynn (Left) with her father, Las Vagas Casino mogul Steve Wynn

Kevyn Wynn is the eldest daughter of casino mogul Steve Wynn. In the summer of 1993 Kevin was kidnapped from her kitchen by two masked men last July, blindfolded, posed and photographed with a tall assailant whom she could not see. The kidnappers threatened to release the photographs to the press if her father contacted police instead of paying her ransom. Wynn paid $1.45 million in ransom for her safe return. The kidnappers were apprehended when one attempted to buy a Ferrari in Newport Beach, California with cash. Kevyn was found unharmed several hours later. Ray Cuddy and Jacob Sherwood were charged and found guilty of extortion and money laundering.

With credit to http://www.CelebrityNetWorth.com
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Man-Bear Possum Terrifies Kahurangi NP People

DOC Uses Mutant Possum Threat to Justify Massive Aerial Poison Blitz

Off the Top of My Head

By Paul Murray

The mystery of the New Zealand Government’s persistence with aerial baiting of vast regions of the “Clean-Green/100%Pure” country with 1080 poison was revealed yesterday by Department of Conservation (DOC) officials after a sighting on the Heaphy Track of the elusive cryptid known as “Man-Bear Possum.”


The first-ever photo of Man-Bear Possum (By Dick Rossita)

DOC Ranger Mr Dick Rossita was able to capture the only-known image of Man-Bear Possum at the Heaphy Hut on a clear winter night as the Yeti-like creature roared at the moon with its distinctive plaintive cry. Mr Rossita said, “The macabre sound emanating from the man-beast pimpled me with goosebumps from head to foot…I have never heard anything as terrifying in my life.”

It is thought Man-Bear Possum is a mutant bush-tailed possum (Trichosurus vulpecula), which were introduced to New Zealand from Australia by European settlers in the hope of establishing a fur industry. However, as possums have no natural predators in New Zealand, their numbers escalated to the point they are now considered a pest and the New Zealand government, through its agencies DOC and the Animal Health Board, have a policy to control possums by aerially poisoning the animals with cereal baits infused the toxin sodium mono-flouroacetate, commonly known as 1080.

Public opposition to the practice is widespread, but protests have thus far fallen on deaf ears as the N.Z. government has ignored opposition and increased the use of the poison on the back of a 2010 report by the Parliamentary Commissioner for the Environment Jan Wright report that recommended an escalation in the broad scale indiscriminate aerial broadcasting of the poison. Anti-1080 activists liken the policy to “Bombing a city to kill the criminals,” which is an effective, but pyrrhic crime-prevention solution.

Opponents of the indiscriminate use of the dangerous toxin 1080, which is banned in most countries, are at a loss to understand why the N.Z. government has failed to heed their concerns and warnings that the poisoning of the country is upsetting natural ecology, killing native birds, insects and aquatic life, poses a threat to the well-being and quality of life of the people living in areas near poison zones and is not an effective or acceptable means of controlling possum pests. The indiscriminate use of toxins is rightfully outlawed across New Zealand and most other countries, and anti-1080 campaigners demand that poison use should specifically target the pest species the programme seeks to control,  yet the government persists with aerial baiting against the will of the people and now we know why.

Sources close to DOC reveal that the Australian possum has flourished here in New Zealand since its introduction int he late 1800’s. “Possums bred rapidly in their new environment of an abundance of premium quality organic food and no predators. Possums in the Kahurangi National Park, which has the most diverse range of flora of any of New Zealand’s national parks, have been born into a diet that includes a veritable smorgasbord of botanical delights and medicinal herbs and plants that has also afforded them incredible health and vitality. As a consequence of their good fortune, they have steadily increased in size, strength and intelligence over the generations and we are now faced with what could be best described as “SuperPossums,” a DOC spokeswoman said on condition of anonymity.

The situation is, apparently, even more concerning as it is thought a worker for the New Zealand Forestry Service, which became DOC in 1987, became lost in the middle of the Kahurangi National Park in the late 1970s and was never found. Departmental officials now consider the man, who was remembered only as Bushy Thompson, survived and regressed to his basic feral instincts and basically became a wild animal. Although no trace of Bushy has ever been found, it is thought that he cohabited with the animals and had particularly close, even carnal, relationships with possums, which kept him warm in winter and sated his other feral instincts, especially in the Spring.


Man-Bear Possum: Half Man, Half Bear, Half Possum

With the introduction of human genes into the possums makeup, the resultant hybrid vigour of the aberrant union’s resultant progeny proved considerably more than the sum of their respective parts. Generations of inbreeding and further cross breeding between marsupial and mammal have incredibly resulted in new species..Man-Bear Possum. The simple possum further mutated and can now walk upright, has man-like intelligence and more resemble a human grizzly bear than a possum.


It is said Man-Bear Possum exhibits a werewolf-like transition when the moon is full.

Dick Robertson, Head Honcho at Kawatiri/Buller DOC, which is responsible for the administration of the Kahurangi National Park, confirmed the report at a recent press conference in Westport when he said, “I assure you (the general public) that everything is well in hand and we have the situation completely under control, there is no need for panic.” “We have a plan to eradicate Man-Bear Possum forever,” he added. “We must ensure that Man-Bear Possums are eliminated with extreme force and absolute certainty to prevent any chance of them straying into small towns on the fringe of the Kahurangi like Karamea where human populations are close to the national park.”

It would seem that the aerial broadcasting of 1080 poison in New Zealand and the decimation of possum families over the past 45 years has led Man-Bear Possums to have considerable resentment and animosity toward DOC over the persistent poisoning programmes and the beasts have actively been seeking out and attacking DOC staff working in the Kahurangi National Park with macabre results. The savaged remains of several track workers and a hut warden have been  found by mountain bikers and trampers on the Heaphy Track this winter. It seems Man-Bear Possums are attacking at night and specifically targeting sleeping DOC workers in their beds. Robertson also confirmed this horrific rumour and said, “Man-Bear Possums have become carnivorous and they hunt, slaughter and eat humans. The very species that gave rise to its existence, has now become its prey.”

Robertson then announced the largest-ever aerial 1080 programme ever undertaken in New Zealand…a $20 million tax-payer funded aerial 1080 operation blanketing of the entire Kahurangi National Park with deadly toxin. “That’ll fix the bastards,” he said.

However, not everyone agrees with DOC’s “shock and awe” approach to the problem and consider such action will only serve to antagonise the beast. Karamea Councillor, Ms Cheryl Peel, said, “The Department of Conservation is risking the lives and well-being of my constituents. Their approach to the Man-Bear Possum problem is like Henry Kissinger in Cambodia…bomb everything to pieces…well we know that only pissed the Viet Cong off.”


Residents ot Karamea and Little Wanganui joined hands to seek and end to aerial 1080 operations by DOC and other N.Z. government agencies, which they fear will further antagonise Man-Bear Possums and put their families at imminent risk of attack by the beastly, super-human savages.

The compassionate residents of the small communities of Karamea and Little Wanganui, which are effectively in the Kahurangi National Park consider an approach of non-violent reconciliation with the descendants of Bushy Thompson would be more appropriate…embrace the beasts, have empathy with them and and show them kindness and humanity. They believe that violence begets violence and the aggressive toxic attack by DOC will only lead to an escalation of the potential threat to their peaceful happy lives.

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Residents of Karamea and Little Wanganui consider poisoning the entire Kahurangi National Park to eliminate Man-Bear Possums to be overkill.


Conspiracy theorists put Uncle Sam behind the evolution of Man-Bear Possum and claim the United States is seeking to spread a wave of fear across New Zealand that will result in Kiwis begging for U.S. military intervention to eliminate the threat to human life. Cartoonists and illustrators have been quick to characterise Man-Bear Possum and the beast has been used in children’s stories, political satire and propaganda.




This young weka is a likely “collateral damage” victim of the aerial 1080 programme, which seeks to obliterate the Kahurangi National Park in order to save it.

Opponents to aerial 1080 poisoning include Mother Nature and the Ban 1080 Party, which was formed ahead of the last national elections. Head of the Ban 1080 Party, Wally Williams, said, “I’m concerned that poisoning the entire Kahurangi National Park will set into play an irreversible ecological decline, decimate bird, insect and animal populations and lead to an eventual collapse of the entire national park ecosystem. He went on to add, “I am further concerned about a likely explosion in rodent population following the 1080 operation as rats and mice will be the first species to recover and they will come into an environment of abundant for and an absence of their traditional predators like hawks, falcons and owls, which will all be killed in the poison blitz.”

New Zealand’s new Minister for Conservation Ms Barry Magpie, who appears to be thoroughly unqualified for the position other than formerly being a TV host on a gardening programme, revealed her ignorance in a recent press release where she stated among other mistruths that:

**1080 is very tasty and she apparently has it on her cornflakes every morning.

**1080 is good for birds…it makes them fly faster.

**Claimed there was a rat plague of “biblical proportion” in NZ forests.

**Suggested there was more 1080 in a cuppa tea than a pellet of concentrated sodium monofluoroacetate .

**Suggested a recent 1080 poison drop was beneficial to keas and rock wrens when most of the monitored birds actually died from eating the poison or disappeared presumed dead.

The press release did contain some important information in that she alluded to the presence of Man-Bear Possum when she stated, “If we don’t use 1080 to knock down predator populations, we’ll be facing extinction.” Ms Magpie’s bold public statements apparently incurred the wrath of Man-Bear Possum and he paid her an unannounced visit at her BeeHive office. (See photo below)

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A frightened New Zealand Minister for Conservation Ms Barry Magpie is confronted by a disgruntled Man-Bear Possum in her Wellington Office.

Since the publication of this article, photos of Man-Bear Possums and anecdotes of contact with the elusive brute have been flowing in to The Rongolian Star newsroom.


Japanese traveller Yukako Kiyama happened across this footprint on beach along the West Coast section of the Heaphy Track. “I was terrified with frightening fear,” she said an headed for the first airport to catch a flight back to Tokyo.


A recent photo of Man-Bear Possum taken on the Heaphy Track by Spanish traveller Nuri Manyauu who was taking a day walk from Karamea to the Heaphy Hut on July 22, 2016. Man-Bear Possum leapt from the bush as she was taking a photo of a weka and she managed a quick snap of the beast, whom she described as “wild, but kind of sexy.”

New Zealanders face a quandary, do nothing and let Man-Bear Possums live peacefully in their forest home, offer to accept them and reintroduce them into civilised society, or eliminate them with extreme prejudice…the jury is out folks, please let us know what thing in the comments section below and express your thoughts on this perplexing conundrum.


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FootNote: The only mutant beast that in any way resembles Man-Bear Possum is Man-Bear Pig, which was discovered in by former U.S. Vice President Al Gore in the “Cave of the Winds” in SouthPark, United States.


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