Office Manager: Red Scarlett
Senior Complaints Officer: Billy Connolly
Office Receptionist: Steve Martin
Office Security Guard: Alexei Sayle
Tea Slut: Jim Carey
Karamea Ministry of Red Tape Offices, Market Cross, April Fools’ Day 01/01/2013 0935 hrs
Steve Martin: Chow!!!!
Herr Dim Bong Goon: Hi ye wau ha!
Billy Connolly: Are you taking the f…… proverbial Jimmy?
Herr Dim Bong Goon: Nein!! Standing on ze rusty nail kamerad!
Billy Connolly: Welcome to the Karamea Ministry of fu….. Red Tape Jimmy!
Herr Dim Bong Goon: Ya! Ist goot! I vishing to make ze complaint about ze Vestern forces of imperialistic capitalism laughing at my empty whetoric!
Billy Connolly: An Official fuc…. Complaint Jimmy?
Herr Dim Bong Goon: Ya! I intend to nuke the decaying edifices of Vestern imperialism and I have ze red button right here in my brief case!
Steve Martin: Love the swaztika dude!
Herr Dim Bong Goon: Don’t call me Dude! A dude is a camel’s genital proboscis! Do I look like ze camels long driver?
Jim Carey: Well yeah!!!!
Billy Connolly: You’re the fuck… crazed meglomaniac that’s going to annihilate Glasgow Rangers! Procreate me Jimmy!
Herr Dim Bong Goon: I am going to destroy Disneyland, the Out House, McDonalds and WWF!!!
Billy Connolly: Never!! Not fucki.. McDonald’s!! Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Martin: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim Carey: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alexei Sayle: Didn’t you kill my bruvver???
Herr Kim Bong Goon: Ha ha ha!!! Aufwiedersein to Gentle Ben, Lassie, Ed and Skippy!! Ha ha ha!!
Billy Connolly: No! Not fuckin. Skippy!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve Martin: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim Carey: Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Who the fuck is Skippy?)
Alexei Sayle: Oi you! Yeah you! I’m talking to you, I’m talking to you!
Gang Nam: Excuse me! Allow me to introduce myself I am Gang Nam and I am ze Fuhrehr’s Minister of Information. Ze glorious farterland is going to totally obliterate all memory of Voodstock!!! Ha ha ha!!
Billy Connolly: Are you fucking crazy Jimmy !!!!!!??!!!!! You would kill a poor innocent wee birdie!! ……. Christ!
Kaboom!!!!!
Jim Carey: Alrighty!!! What a shot, what a weapon!!!
Red Scarlett: My new designer Russian PK 126 Bazooka!!!
Billy Connolly: What a fucking mess JimmY! Someone get a vacuum cleaner!!!!
Gang Nam: Anyone want to see me dance???
Red Scarlett: We are the saviours of Western democracy! Let’s party!!
“Gang nam style, gang nam style…….”
Jim Carey: Cup of tea????
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My online translator read your message as “You are insulting my stupidity! I have a CHOW turns into the whole of me!” I don’t quite understand the meaning…are you upset in some way? Or perhaps you found the post particularly funny, which I hope is the case as I meant no offence…I just wanted people to laugh! Thanks for taking the time to comment either way and thanks for reading The Rongolian Star!