Struth…Those Bloody Aussies are a Weird Mob Mate!

Point of Order, Mr. Speaker!

Parliament Live from the House in Canberra.

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Dateline : Tuesday, November 4th, 2014

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Mr. Speaker:      Order! Order! Please be upstanding for Advance Australia Fair!

Misshter Shpeaker!

Mr. Speaker:    The Member for Uwannalattetoo, The Right Honourable Edward Kelly!

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Yessh! Misshter Shpeaker! We shneed an adjournement (hic!) of                     yeshterdays Happy Hour before we can proceed!

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Mr. Speaker:      All those in favour say aye and all those against say naye!

Naye! Naye! Naye! Slurp!!! Burp! Clink! Naye!

Mr. Speaker:    Ring the Division Bell

BONG!!      BONG!!!    BONG!!!!

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Mr. Speaker:    The ayes have it!

BOO! BOO! ……..For Shame Sir!….. Bloody Traitor!………..

Mr. Speaker:     Any Urgent Special Reports to be tabled?? The Member for South Sydney, Mr. Samuel Burgess!

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Yes! Mr. Speaker! The Kiwi Repatriation Bill No. 3 needs to be                      passed into law as a matter of urgency! Bloody New Zealand sheilas are breeding like rabbitohs!

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Send them home!!!…….Bloody bludgers!!!…….Oi Oi Oi!

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Mr. Speaker:     Order Order!

   Deport them to the colonies!!!………..Hang em from the yard arm me hearties!

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Mr. Speaker:    I will have order!!

Mister Speaker!

Mr. Speaker:   The Member for Eagle Farm, The Right Honourable Haydyn Haitana in white cotton undies!

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Yes Mr. Speaker! For too long the sons and daughters of Australian diggers have been raped, robbed and pillaged of their heritage. The time has come for all True Blue Aussies to say “When is when!”

Hear Hear!………Spoken like a trooper!…………Ra Ra!……….Cheers!!!

Mr. Speaker:   The motion to introduce this bill as a matter of urgency requires a seconder! The Right Honourable Member for Rockhampton, Mr. Theodore Bundaberg! Thank you!

Mister Speaker!

Mr. Speaker:    The Chair recognises from the public gallery, the New Zealand All Black Captain Mr. Richardhead McWhore!

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Bloody Poofdah!

Mr. Speaker:     Order!!!     Order!!!!

Crucify him!

Mr. Speaker:    A motion to crucify the All Black Captain has been tabled!

Crucify Him!……Crucify Him!….Thinks he’s God Almighty……Bastard!

Mr. Speaker:        The ayes have it!

Mr. Speaker!

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Mr. Speaker:        The Right Honourable Member for South LagerMeister, Mr. Noble Shickeredgrubber!

Ya! I find no fault in zis man!

Get off the grassy knoll cobba!…….Bloody wanker!…….Fucking All Bollocks!!!

Radio Australia FM   “We interrupt this urgent debate to take you live to          Flemington and Johnny Tapp for a live commentary on the Melbourne Cup!”

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Johnny Tapp:     “Thank you Australia! Gates fly in the Melbourne Cup and bounding straight to the lead is even money favourite Doggone Wok surprisingly ridden today by stable apprentice Phuc Yu Too!

Go Doggone Wok!!!   Go Dog Breath!   Go you Bewdy!……………………………

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About LivinginPeaceProject

Paul Murray is the founder of the LivinginPeace Project. www.livinginpeace.com Paul originally from Australia, but have been living in New Zealand for 14 years. Before that he was in Japan for a decade working as a journalist. He met his wife Sanae in Japan and they married in 2008.
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2 Responses to Struth…Those Bloody Aussies are a Weird Mob Mate!

  1. Sheik El Okpuke III says:

    Phuc! Ist briliantkov amigo!

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