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Have You Been to Rongolia Yet?

This is a blog post from a few years ago…only the names have been changed to protect the guilty….
 

So much has happened since my last post that I don’t know where to begin. My circumstances have changed. My outlook on life has changed. Hell, I’ve changed.

These changes have all been changes for the better, even though it might not seem like it to some people.

The place I ended up WWOOFing at was Rongo Backpackers in Karamea. Karamea is the northernmost town on the West Coast of the South Island – the last stop before the wilderness, if you will.

My time at Rongo was the most amazing time of my life without a shadow of a doubt. My work there was mainly changing beds, cleaning, gardening, taking bookings, showing guests around, keeping the fire going – but on top of that there was so much more.

They run a radio station out of what used to be the old ambulance shed (Rongo, before being a backpackers’ hostel, was a maternity hospital) and I had plenty of opportunities to play radio shows.

Sometimes I and the other volunteers (Rongolians, to give us our proper title) would have DJ parties where we’d each play a song in turn, often aided by the wonder of alcohol. As well as that there were plenty of opportunities to carry out creative projects of our own design.

The owner, Paul, is an amazing and inspirational man and allows volunteers to use anything they can find lying around the premises to make anything they like. There’s so much room for creative expression at Rongo which is why there’s such a beautiful energy to it. Being in such a creatively nurturing environment is one of the things that makes Rongo such a unique and incredible place.

There’s such a sense of belonging and community there. I felt welcome from the moment I arrived and anybody who knows me well can vouch for the fact that I get very anxious about new people and places. I felt none of my usual anxiety at Rongo, perhaps aided by the large amount of teamwork involved in running the place. On top of that, there were themed meals, potluck dinners, plenty of drunken times and a large portion of time spent in the kitchen to help keep me busy and mix with people.

I met so many amazing people while I was there; people from all over the world who shared their travel stories with me and people with whom I bonded only to have to say heartbreaking goodbyes to them soon after. I will never forget these people – they helped to make Rongo the amazing experience it was for me and without them I’d never have realised the things I’ve come to realise about myself.

There is no experience I’ve ever had that has had so much impact on me as a person. I found a part of myself at Rongo that I never knew existed; a part I never would have found if it weren’t for the amazing stroke of luck that led to me being taken on there as a WWOOFer. I’m stronger, more independent and more at peace with myself than I ever could have imagined.

Since leaving Rongo in mid-November with the intention of meeting Dick in Wellington, I’ve been on an adventure to Hokitika with Roger, a boy I met at Rongo who was staying there as a guestomer. Roger lives in Wellington so I decided to get a lift with him so I didn’t have to mission round on buses for days on end. The reason for our visit to Hokitika was to buy some pounamu (greenstone) for Roger’s Oma, who is a carver. After purchasing some stone we then drove through the Lewis Pass, camped there for a night and then drove to Kaikoura which has been one of my favourite parts of New Zealand so far.

It was at this point that I ended my relationship with Dick. I’m not going to go into reasons here because those of you who are going to know will already know by now and I don’t think it’s right to air these things in such a public way. It’s our business, after all.

The day after Kaikoura, Roger and I caught the ferry from Picton to Wellington where we stayed for a week in Roger’s house. I had an introduction to the city in the form of a Ninja-themed party, a few bars, some ace restaurants (not to mention that creepy Thai place!), a drunken night of frizbee and sandbag shot put and a lot of lazing about watching TV. I also went for a short shopping excursion, but found that my time in Karamea has left me unable to deal with large groups of people or built-up areas what with it being so remote so I got bored pretty quickly! Wellington is a cool place but it’s going to take me a while to get used to city life again.

After Wellington we drove up to Hawke’s Bay where we stayed with a friend of Roger’s for a week. While we were there we went swimming in a river, swimming off Ocean Beach, checked out the Maraetotara Dam, went for an ace Thai meal, explored Napier, caught up with friends of Roger’s and generally enjoyed the beautiful Hawke’s Bay weather. I was also introduced to Deepak Chopra in the form of one of his lectures on DVD. It’s really interesting stuff – especially his ideas on duality.

We left Hawke’s Bay for Auckland after that and stayed with Roger’s dad and stepmum for a few days. In that time I bought some new clothes (thanksfully – I was sick of wearing rags!), caught up with my cousin Betty who lives there with her boyfriend, George, and went to Bethells Beach for a swim. That beach is amazing; black sand, huge waves and the sun was beating down on us. Thankfully there was a nice breeze so it wasn’t too hot to play frizbee. My attempts at swimming were thwarted by an incredibly strong current and my desire to live.

We’re now in Whangerai staying with Roger’s Oma and Opa. Whangerai is in Northland; pretty high up on the North Island and as such has a beautiful climate. I say this while it’s raining outside, of course, but it’s still very warm and after days of being too hot it’s quite a relief to have some rain to cool you down. We were going to check out the beach today but that may have to wait until tomorrow now.

I’ll leave you with a few photos of my time at Rongo.

Taylor and I - Halloween at Rongo
Sanae, Sam and I
Taylor and Paul on lamb docking day
Me and Taylor doing a radio show
The night Sam ended his week-long detox
More retox
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Evel Knievel: 70s Daredevil Icon

Off the Top of my Head

 
By Paul Murray
 

Evel Knievel Prepares for Take Off: http://www.evelknievel.com

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Who remembers Evel Knievel?

He’s the guy responsible for the disclaimer “don’t try this at home kids” and for teenagers growing up in the 70s like me he was the epitome of cool…macho, fearless, patriotic and extremely wealthy, Knievel inspired many a painful injury among my friends as we tried to emulate his daredevilry on our bicycles.

Knievel is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records as having had the most broken bones of any living human…433.

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The record is possibly not Kneivel’s most proud achievement given that the broken bones generally resulted from failed stunts like breaking his pelvis in front of 90,000 people at Wembley Stadium in London and the infamous jump attempt over the fountain at Caesar’s Palace, Las Vagas, which resulted in a crushed pelvis and femur, fractures to his hip, wrist and both ankles and a month in hospital in a coma.

Knievel walked, or possibly limped, out of hospital a legend, his U.S. celebrity hero status well established…his stunts were a hit with the pubic whether or not they were successful. Failed stunts arguably brought him greater notoriety than his successes and as many people flocked to his motorcycle jump shows to see him crash horribly as those rooting for him to land safely.

 

His most famous stunt was an attempt to leap across Snake River Canyon  in 1974. On that stunt, Knievel’s sky-cycle rocket bike malfunctioned shortly after takeoff. The drogue parachute deployed and, despite almost making it across the canyon, strong winds dragged Knievel and the craft back over the canyon toward the launch ramp. The Skycycle eventually touched down on the floor of the canyon on the launch ramp side of the river…Kneivel was trapped in the capsule due to another technical malfunction in the cockpit and would have drowned if the craft had landed in the water, but it landed on the river bank and he escaped with minor injuries. With Knievel’s record for horrific public crashes, the Snake River Canyon jump could be considered a successful stunt as Knievel emerged essentially unscathed…I’m sure his mother would’ve thought it so.

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Knievel’s flair for theatrics, showmanship and pageantry continues to influence American patriotic attire today…he was the last word in U.S. jingoistic costume design.

Early life

Robert Craig Knievel, known as Bobby, was born in Butte, Montana in 1938, the first of two children born to Robert E. and Ann Keough “Zippy” Knievel. His surname is of German origin; his great-great-grandparents on his father’s side emigrated to the United States from Germany. Robert and Ann divorced in 1940, after the birth of their second child, Nicolas, known as Nic. Both parents decided to leave Butte. Bobby and Nic were raised by paternal grandparents, Ignatius and Emma Knievel. At the age of eight, Bobby attended a Joie Chitwood Auto Daredevil Show, to which he gave credit for his later career choice to become a motorcycle daredevil.

Knievel ended high school after his sophomore year and got a job in the copper mines with the Anaconda Mining Company as a diamond drill operator. However, he preferred motorbiking to all this ‘unimportant stuff’ as he put it. He was then promoted to surface duty where he drove a large earth mover. Knievel was fired when he made the earth mover do a motorcycle-type wheelie and drove it into Butte’s main power line. The incident left the city without electricity for several hours. Without work, Knievel began to find himself in more and more trouble around Butte. After a police chase in 1956 in which he crashed his motorcycle, Knievel was taken to jail on a charge of reckless driving. When the night jailer came around to check the roll, he noted Robert Knievel in one cell and William Knofel in the other. Knofel was well known as “Awful Knofel” (“awful” rhyming with “Knofel”) so Knievel began to be referred to as Evel Knievel (“Evel” rhyming with “Knievel”). He chose this misspelling because of his last name and because he didn’t want to be considered “evil”.

Always looking for new thrills and challenges, Knievel participated in local professional rodeos and ski jumping events, including winning the Northern Rocky Mountain Ski Association Class A Men’s ski jumping championship in 1959. During the late 1950s, Knievel joined the United States Army. His athletic ability allowed him to join the track team where he was a pole vaulter. After his army stint, Knievel returned to Butte where he met and married his first wife, Linda Joan Bork.

Shortly after getting married, Knievel started the Butte Bombers, a semi-pro hockey team. To help promote his team and earn some money, he convinced the 1960 Olympic Czechoslovakian hockey team to play the Butte Bombers in a warm-up game to the Olympics. Knievel was ejected from the game minutes into the third period and left the stadium. When the Czechoslovakian officials went to the box office to collect the expense money the team was promised, workers discovered the game receipts had been stolen. The United States Olympic Committee wound up paying the Czechoslovakian team’s expenses to avoid an international incident. Evel Knievel also played with the Charlotte Checkers of the Eastern Hockey League.

After the birth of his first son, Kelly, Knievel realized that he needed to come up with a new way to support his family financially. Using the hunting and fishingskills his grandfather had taught him, Knievel started the Sur-Kill Guide Service. He guaranteed that if a hunter employed his service and paid his fee, they would get the big game animal they wanted or he would refund their money. Business was very good until game wardens realized that Knievel was taking his clients into Yellowstone National Park to find prey. The Park Service ordered Knievel to cease and desist this poaching.

In response Knievel, who was learning about the culling of elk in Yellowstone, decided to hitchhike from Butte to Washington, D.C. in December 1961 to raise awareness and to have the elk relocated to areas where hunting was permitted. After his conspicuous trek (he hitchhiked with a 54-inch-wide (1,400 mm) rack of elk antlers and a petition with 3,000 signatures), he presented his case to Representative Arnold OlsenSenator Mike Mansfield and Interior Secretary Stewart Udall. As a result of his efforts, the culling was stopped, and the animals have since been regularly captured and relocated to areas of Montana, Wyoming and Idaho.

After returning home from Washington, Knievel decided to stop committing crimes. He joined the motocross circuit and had moderate success, but he still couldn’t make enough money to support his family. During 1962, Knievel broke his collarbone and shoulder in a motocross accident. The doctors said he couldn’t race for at least six months. To help support his family, he switched careers and sold insurance for the Combined Insurance Company of America, working for W. Clement Stone. Stone suggested that Knievel read Success Through a Positive Mental Attitude, a book that Stone wrote with Napoleon Hill. Knievel credited much of his success to Stone and his book.

Knievel was successful as an insurance salesman (even selling insurance policies to several institutionalized mental patients) and wanted recognition for his efforts. When the company refused to promote him to vice-president after a few months on the job he quit. Wanting a new start away from Butte, Knievel moved his family to Moses Lake, Washington. There, he opened a Honda motorcycle dealership and promoted motocross racing.[10] During the early 1960s, it was difficult to promote Japanese imports. People still considered them inferior to American built motorcycles, and there was lingering resentment from World War II, which had ended less than 20 years earlier. Once, Knievel offered a $100 discount to anybody who could beat him at arm wrestling. Despite his best efforts the business eventually had to be closed.

After the closure of the Moses Lake Honda dealership, Knievel went to work for Don Pomeroy at his motorcycle shop in Sunnyside, Washington. It is here where Jim Pomeroy, a well known motocross racer taught Knievel how to do a “wheelie” and ride while standing on the seat of the bike.

Daredevil

While trying to support his family, Knievel recalled the Joie Chitwood show he saw as a boy and decided that he could do something similar using a motorcycle. Promoting the show himself, Knievel rented the venue, wrote the press releases, set up the show, sold the tickets and served as his own master of ceremonies. After enticing the small crowd with a few wheelies, he proceeded to jump a twenty-foot-long box of rattlesnakes and two mountain lions. Despite landing short and having his back wheel hit the box containing the rattlesnakes, Knievel managed to land safely.

Knievel realized to make any amount of real money he would need to hire more performers, stunt coordinators and other personnel so that he could concentrate on the jumps. With little money, he went looking for a sponsor and found one in Bob Blair, owner of ZDS Motors, Inc., the West coast distributor for Berliner Motor Corporation, a distributor for Norton Motorcycles. Blair offered to provide the needed motorcycles, but he wanted the name changed from the Bobby Knievel and His Motorcycle Daredevils Thrill Show to Evil Knievel and His Motorcycle Daredevils. Knievel didn’t want his image to be that of a Hells Angels rider, so he convinced Blair to allow him to use Evel instead of Evil.

The debut of Knievel and his daredevils was on January 3, 1966, at the National Date Festival in Indio, California. The show was a huge success. Knievel received several offers to host the show after their first performance. The second booking was in Hemet, California, but was canceled due to rain. The next performance was on February 10, in Barstow, California. During the performance, Knievel attempted a new stunt where he would jump, spread eagle, over a speeding motorcycle. Knievel jumped too late and the motorcycle hit him in the groin, tossing him fifteen feet into the air. He was placed in the hospital as a result of his injuries. When released, he returned to Barstow to finish the performance he had started almost a month earlier.

Knievel’s daredevil show broke up after the Barstow performance because injuries prevented him from performing. After recovering, Knievel started traveling from small town to small town as a solo act. To get ahead of other motorcycle stunt people who were jumping animals or pools of water, Knievel started jumping cars. He began adding more and more cars to his jumps when he would return to the same venue to get people to come out and see him again. Knievel hadn’t had a serious injury since the Barstow performance, but on June 19 in Missoula, Montana, he attempted to jump twelve cars and a cargo van. The distance he had for takeoff didn’t allow him to get up enough speed. His back wheel hit the top of the van while his front wheel hit the top of the landing ramp. Knievel ended up with a severely broken arm and several broken ribs. The crash and subsequent stay in the hospital were a publicity windfall.

With each successful jump, the public wanted him to jump one more car. On May 30, 1967, Knievel successfully cleared sixteen cars in Gardena, California. Then he attempted the same jump on July 28, 1967, in Graham, Washington, where he had his next serious crash. Landing his cycle on a panel truck that was the last vehicle, Knievel was thrown from his bike. This time he suffered a serious concussion. After a month, he recovered and returned to Graham on August 18 to finish the show; but the result was the same, only this time the injuries were more serious. Again coming up short, Knievel crashed, breaking his left wrist, right knee and two ribs.

Knievel first received national exposure when actor Joey Bishop had him on as a guest of The Joey Bishop Show. The national attention brought both a larger paychecks and larger fanbase.

Caesars Palace

While in Las Vegas, to watch Dick Tiger successfully defend his WBA and WBC light heavyweight titles at the Las Vegas Convention Center on November 17, 1967, Knievel first saw the fountains at Caesars Palace and decided to jump them. To get an audience with the casino’s CEO Jay Sarno, Knievel created a fictitious corporation called Evel Knievel Enterprises and three fictitious lawyers to make phone calls to Sarno. Knievel also placed phone calls to Sarno claiming to be from ABC-TV and Sports Illustrated inquiring about the jump. Sarno finally agreed to meet Knievel and the deal was set for Knievel to jump the fountains on December 31, 1967. After the deal was set, Knievel tried to get ABC to air the event live on Wide World of Sports. ABC declined, but said that if Knievel had the jump filmed and it was as spectacular as he said it would be, they would consider using it later.

Knievel used his own money to have actor/director John Derek produce a film of the Caesars’ jump. To keep costs low, Derek used his then-wife Linda Evans as one of the camera operators. It was Evans who filmed Knievel’s famous landing. On the morning of the jump, Knievel stopped in the casino and placed his last 100 dollars on the blackjack table (which he lost), stopped by the bar and had a shot of Wild Turkey and then headed outside where he was joined by several members of the Caesars staff, as well as two showgirls. After doing his normal pre-jump show and a few warm up approaches, Knievel began his real approach. When he hit the takeoff ramp, he felt the motorcycle unexpectedly decelerate. The sudden loss of power on the takeoff caused Knievel to come up short and land on the safety ramp which was supported by a van. This caused the handlebars to be ripped out of his hands as he tumbled over them onto the pavement where he skidded into the Dunes parking lot. As a result of the crash, Knievel suffered a crushed pelvis and femur, fractures to his hip, wrist and both ankles and a concussion that kept him in a coma for 29 days.

The Caesars Palace crash would represent Knievel’s longest attempted motorcycle jump at 141 feet. After his crash and recovery Knievel was more famous than ever. ABC-TV bought the rights to the film of the jump paying far more than they originally would have had they televised the original jump live. Ironically, when Knievel finally achieved the fame and possible fortune that he always wanted, his doctors were telling him that he might never walk without the aid of crutches, let alone ride and jump motorcycles.

Before the Caesars’ jump Knievel asked his friend Matt Tonning, a Combined Insurance sales agent, to sell him ten accident policies. Combined’s underwriting policies allowed for only one of these policies be written, since the policy covered any accident and was non-cancelable for the life of the insured. Tonning agreed and was fired by Combined when Knievel filed the claims on all ten. Upon hearing that Tonning had been fired, Knievel contacted Combined’s Vice President Matt Walsh. He agreed to return nine of the policies and be paid full benefits on only one, if Combined allowed Tonning to return to work. Walsh agreed and Tonning was reinstated.

In a 1971 interview with Dick Cavett, Knievel stated that he was uninsurable following the Caesars’ crash. Knievel said he was turned down 37 times from Lloyd’s of London, stating, “I have trouble getting life insurance, accident insurance, hospitalization and even insurance for my automobile…Lloyds of London has rejected me 37 times so if you hear the rumor that they insure anybody, don’t pay too much attention to it.” Four years later, a clause in Knievel’s contract to jump 14 buses at Kings Island required a one-day $1,000,000 liability insurance to the amusement park. Lloyd’s of London offered the liability insurance for what was called a “laughable $17,500”. Knievel eventually paid $2,500 to a U.S.-based insurance company.

To keep his name in the news, Knievel started describing his biggest stunt ever, a motorcycle jump across the Grand Canyon. Just five months after his near fatal crash, Knievel performed another jump. On May 25, 1968, in Scottsdale, Arizona, Knievel crashed while attempting to jump fifteen Ford Mustangs. Knievel ended up breaking his right leg and foot as a result of the crash.

On August 3, 1968, Knievel returned to jumping, making more money than ever before. He was earning approximately $25,000 per performance, and he was making successful jumps almost weekly until October 13, in Carson City, Nevada. While trying to stick the landing, he lost control of the bike and crashed again, breaking his hip once more.

By 1971, Knievel realized that the United States government would never allow him to jump the Grand Canyon. To keep his fans interested, Knievel considered several other stunts that might match the publicity that would have been generated by jumping the canyon; ideas included: jumping across the Mississippi River, jumping from one skyscraper to another in New York City and jumping over 13 cars inside the Houston Astrodome. While flying back to Butte from a performance tour, Knievel looked out the window and saw Snake River Canyon. After finding a location near Twin Falls, Idaho, that was both wide enough, deep enough and on private property, Knievel leased 300 acres (1.2 km2) for $35,000 to stage his jump. He set the date for Labor Day (September 4), 1972.

On January 7 and January 8, 1971, Knievel set the record by selling over 100,000 tickets to back-to-back performances at the Houston Astrodome. On February 28, he set a new world record by jumping 19 cars with his Harley-Davidson XR-750 at the Ontario Motor Speedway in Ontario, California. The 19 car jump was also filmed for the movie Evel Knievel. Knievel held the record for 27 years until Bubba Blackwell jumped 20 cars in 1998 with an XR-750.

On May 10, Knievel crashed while attempting to jump 13 Pepsi delivery trucks. His approach was complicated by the fact that he had to start on pavement, cut across grass, and then return to pavement. His lack of speed caused the motorcycle to come down front wheel first. He managed to hold on until the cycle hit the base of the ramp. After being thrown off he skidded for 50 feet (15 m). Knievel broke his collarbone, suffered a compound fracture of his right arm and broke both legs.

On March 3, 1972, at the Cow Palace in Daly City, California, after making a successful jump, he tried to come to a quick stop because of a short landing area. Knievel suffered a broken back and a concussion after getting thrown off and run over by his motorcycle, a Harley-Davidson. Knievel returned to jumping in November, 1973, where he successfully jumped over 50 stacked cars at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. For 35 years, Knievel held the record for successfully jumping the most stacked cars on a Harley-Davidson XR-750 (the record was broken in October 2008. His historic XR-750 is now part of the collection of the Smithsonian‘s National Museum of American History. Made of steel, aluminum and fiberglass, the customized motorcycle weighs about 300 pounds.

It is important to remember that while Knievel had many spectacular failures, most of his jumps were successful.

Evel Knievel Jump Timeline:

DATE VENUE JUMP RESULT INJURIES NOTES
Monday, October 17, 1938 Silver Bow County Hospital Robert Craig Knievel born
Saturday, September 05, 1959 Dillon, MT – Beaverhead County Justice of the Peace’s residence Marries Linda Bork
Summer – 1965 Moses Lake, WA – Knievel’s motorcycle dealership Knievel’s first stunt, to draw publicity to his dealership, was to jump over a long crate filled with rattlesnakes and a tethered mountain lion. Knievel’s back tire struck the crate, releasing the snakes and dispersing the crowd of around 1,000. He was not injured in the stunt.
Sunday, January 23, 1966 Indio, CA – National Date Festival Grounds 2 pickups end to end; 1st daredevil show Success First performance of Evel Knievel and his Motorcycle Daredevils
Thursday, February 10, 1966 Barstow, CA Success Cracked ribs Injured attempting the spread-eagle jump; “I was sprained from the bottom of my feet to my waist.”
Wednesday, June 01, 1966 Post Falls, ID – State Line Gardens First time jumping cars Success
Sunday, June 19, 1966 Missoula, MT – Missoula Auto Track 12 cars + cargo van Crash Severely broken arm, several broken ribs First big publicity generating crash
Sunday, October 30, 1966 Butte, MT – Naranche Butte HS Football Field 10 cars Success
Saturday, November 19, 1966 Tucson, AZ – Tucson Dragway 10 Dodge cars Success
Sunday, December 11, 1966 Deming NM – Deming Dragway 10 cars Success
Sunday, March 05, 1967 Gardena, CA – Ascot Park Speedway 15 cars Success
Thursday, April 27, 1967 Gardena, CA – Ascot Park Speedway 15 cars Success
Sunday, May 28, 1967 Gardena, CA – Ascot Park Speedway 14 cars Success
Tuesday, May 30, 1967 Gardena, CA – Ascot Park Speedway 16 cars Success
Sunday, July 09, 1967 Centralia, WA – Lewis County Fairgrounds 13 Dodge cars Success
Friday, July 28, 1967 Graham, WA – Graham Speedway 16 cars(VWs) Crash Serious concussion Hits last vehicle, a panel truck
Friday, August 18, 1967 Graham, WA – Graham Speedway 16 cars (VWs) Success According to some reports this was a success
Sunday, September 24, 1967 Monroe, WA – Evergreen Speedway 16 cars Crash Breaks lower spine
Thursday, November 23, 1967 San Francisco, CA – Civic Center 4 motorcycles, 2 vans Success
Friday, November 24, 1967 San Francisco, CA – Civic Center 4 motorcycles, 2 vans Success
Saturday, November 25, 1967 San Francisco, CA – Civic Center 4 motorcycles, 2 vans Success
Sunday, November 26, 1967 San Francisco, CA – Civic Center 4 motorcycles, 2 vans Success
Thursday, November 30, 1967 Long Beach, CA – Long Beach Arena 10 cars Success
Friday, December 01, 1967 Long Beach, CA – Long Beach Arena 10 cars Success
Saturday, December 02, 1967 Long Beach, CA – Long Beach Arena 10 cars Success
Monday, December 04, 1967 Long Beach, CA – Long Beach Arena 10 cars Success
Sunday, December 31, 1967 Las Vegas, NV – Caesar’s Palace Caesar’s Palace Fountain Crash Crushed pelvis and femur; fractures hip, wrist, both ankles; concussion
Saturday, May 25, 1968 Scottsdale, AZ – Beeline Dragway 13 cars Crash Breaks right leg and foot Local papers say he did jump 13 cars
Saturday, July 06, 1968 Salt Lake City, UT – Fairgrounds Speedway 13 Toyotas Success
Thursday, July 25, 1968 Blackfoot, ID – Sportsman’s Speedway 12 cars Success
Saturday, August 03, 1968 Meridian, ID – Meridian Speedway 13 cars Success
Sunday, August 11, 1968 Walla Walla, WA – Umatilla Speedway 13 cars Success
Monday, August 26, 1968 Spokane, WA – Interstate Fairgrounds Speedway 13 cars Success
Saturday, September 07, 1968 Missoula, MT – Missoula Auto Track 13 cars Success
Friday, September 13, 1968 Salt Lake City, UT – Utah State Fair 10 cars Success
Sunday, September 15, 1968 Salt Lake City, UT – Utah State Fair 10 cars Success
Sunday, October 13, 1968 Carson City, NV – Tahoe-Carson Speedway 10 cars Crash Breaks hip
Thursday, April 24, 1969 Los Angeles, CA – Sports Arena 8 cars Success
Friday, April 25, 1969 Los Angeles, CA – Sports Arena 8 cars Success
Saturday, April 26, 1969 Los Angeles, CA – Sports Arena 8 cars Success
Sunday, April 27, 1969 Los Angeles, CA – Sports Arena 8 cars Success
Sunday, June 01, 1969 Carlsbad, CA Successfully makes 3 jumps over unknown amount of cars
Sunday, July 06, 1969 Gardena, CA – Ascot Park Speedway 17 cars Success
Saturday, September 20, 1969 Butte MT – Naranche Memorial Stadium 16 Toyotas Crash Lands slightly short, runs into fence and is thrown
Friday, January 23, 1970 Daly City, CA – Cow Palace 11 cars Success The Hell’s Angels fight
Sunday, April 05, 1970 Kent, WA – Seattle International Raceway 18 cars Success New record – # of cars and distance – Rear wheel hits ramp on 13th car, Evel stays w/ bike
Sunday, May 10, 1970 Yakima, WA – Yakima Speedway 13 Pepsi delivery trucks Crash Breaks collarbone Landed on 13th truck
Friday, June 19, 1970 Vancouver, BC – Pacific Coliseum 12 cars Success Wearing a special brace, due to recent crash
Saturday, July 04, 1970 Kent, WA – Seattle International Raceway 19 cars (Datsuns) Crash Compound fractures of the 4th and 5th vertebrae Lands on safety ramp, stays upright but crashes 100 feet beyond the ramp
Sunday, August 16, 1970 Long Pond, PA – Pocono International Raceway 13 cars Crash Cracked vertebra, broken shoulder and hand Climbs ladder, thanks the crowd
Saturday, December 12, 1970 Los Angeles, CA – Lions Drag Strip 13 cars Success First jump using Harley-Davidson XR-750
Friday, January 08, 1971 Houston, TX – Astrodome 13 cars Success Set new Astrodome attendance record
Saturday, January 09, 1971 Houston, TX – Astrodome 13 cars Success Reportedly sells over 100,000 tickets to back-to-back shows
Saturday, February 27, 1971 Ontario, CA – Ontario Motor Speedway 10 cars Crash Sprained right hand Handlebars collapse against tank on takeoff (practice jump)
Sunday, February 28, 1971 Ontario, CA – Ontario Motor Speedway 19 cars (18 Dodge Colts and a van) Success New record – filmed for movie Evel Knievel; AJ Foyt wins Miller 500
Friday, March 26, 1971 Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre Success Two shows a day, indoor pavilion with low ceiling
Saturday, March 27, 1971 Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre Success Two shows a day
Sunday, March 28, 1971 Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre 11 cars and 2 trucks Success Two shows a day
Thursday, July 08, 1971 New York City, NY – Madison Square Garden Van, 9 cars Success
Friday, July 09, 1971 New York City, NY – Madison Square Garden Van, 9 cars Success
Saturday, July 10, 1971 New York City, NY – Madison Square Garden Van, 9 cars Success
Sunday, July 11, 1971 New York City, NY – Madison Square Garden Van, 9 cars Success
Thursday, July 15, 1971 Buffalo, NY – Lancaster Speedway 13 cars Success
Friday, July 16, 1971 Buffalo, NY – Lancaster Speedway 13 cars Success
Saturday, July 17, 1971 Buffalo, NY – Lancaster Speedway 13 cars Success Signs autographs until 1 in the morning
Thursday, July 29, 1971 Wilkes-Barre, PA – Pocono Downs 12 Stegmaier beer trucks Success
Friday, July 30, 1971 Wilkes-Barre, PA – Pocono Downs 12 Stegmaier beer trucks Success
Friday, August 27, 1971 Philadelphia, PA – Spectrum 10 Chevrolet cars Success
Saturday, August 28, 1971 Philadelphia, PA – Spectrum 10 Chevrolet cars Success
Sunday, September 05, 1971 Agawam, MA – Riverside Park Success
Monday, September 06, 1971 Agawam, MA – Riverside Park Success
Friday, September 10, 1971 Evel Knievel Motion Picture debuts, starring George Hamilton and Sue Lyon
Thursday, September 16, 1971 Great Barrington, MA – Great Barrington Fair 16 cars Crash Sprained wrist Shortens planned jump due to rainy conditions; Clears jump, falls on wet ramp
Friday, September 17, 1971 Great Barrington, MA – Great Barrington Fair CANCELLED (rain) N/A
Saturday, September 18, 1971 Great Barrington, MA – Great Barrington Fair 10 cars Success
Saturday, September 25, 1971 Hutchinson, KS – Kansas State Fair 10 Kenworth trucks Success
Sunday, September 26, 1971 Hutchinson, KS – Kansas State Fair 10 Kenworth trucks Success
Friday, October 01, 1971 Wichita, KS Success Mentioned in newspaper reports – moved from Hutchinson “to Wichita, where he once again performed flawlessly”
Saturday, October 23, 1971 Portland, OR – Portland Memorial Coliseum 14 cars Success World indoor record
Sunday, January 23, 1972 Tucson, AZ – Tucson Dragway 12 cars, 3 vans Success
Friday, February 11, 1972 Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre Success
Saturday, February 12, 1972 Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre Success
Sunday, February 13, 1972 Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre Success (EK’s note: attempted 15 car jump, landed on #15)
Thursday, March 02, 1972 Daly City, CA – Cow Palace 15 cars Success
Friday, March 03, 1972 Daly City, CA – Cow Palace 15 cars Crash Completes jump, but is thrown, breaks his back and sustains concussion
Friday, March 24, 1972 Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum 13 cars Success
Saturday, March 25, 1972 Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum 13 cars Success
Sunday, March 26, 1972 Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum 13 cars Crash Breaks collarbone Successful landing, but crashes into wall
Saturday, April 08, 1972 Plymouth, CA – Emerson Ranch 100 rattlesnakes and 2 vans Success Two sources list this obstacle…
Sunday, April 09, 1972 Plymouth, CA – Emerson Ranch 100 rattlesnakes and 2 vans Success
Sunday, June 11, 1972 Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Speedway 13 Cadillac cars Crash Compressed vertebrae Crashed during practice jump; cancelled main jump
Saturday, June 17, 1972 Oklahoma City, OK – Oklahoma State Fairgrounds 3 cars Success Wearing back brace from previous crash
Sunday, June 18, 1972 Oklahoma City, OK – Oklahoma State Fairgrounds 5 cars, 2 vans Success
Saturday, June 24, 1972 East St. Louis, IL – St. Louis International Raceway 10 cars Success Still wearing back brace
Sunday, June 25, 1972 East St. Louis, IL – St. Louis International Raceway 10 cars Success
Sunday, July 09, 1972 Evansville, IN – Tri-State Speedway Success
Sunday, July 16, 1972 Coon Rapids, MI – Minnesota Dragways Success Lear Jet crashes into Evel’s trailer when landing at the dragstrip.
Sunday, July 30, 1972 Castle Rock, CO – Continental Divide Raceways 7 trucks and 4 cars Success
Friday, August 04, 1972 Salt Lake City, UT – Lagoon Amusement Park Success
Saturday, August 05, 1972 Salt Lake City, UT – Lagoon Amusement Park Success
Friday, September 01, 1972 Monroe, WA – Evergreen Speedway 22 cars (cleared 21…) Success
Saturday, September 02, 1972 Monroe, WA – Evergreen Speedway Success
Sunday, October 01, 1972 IDEAL Toys debuts Evel Knievel action figure
Saturday, October 07, 1972 Wichita, KS – 81 Speedway Success
Sunday, November 26, 1972 Tucson, AZ – Bee Line Dragway Success
Friday, January 05, 1973 Las Vegas, NV – Convention Center 13 vans Success
Saturday, January 06, 1973 Las Vegas, NV – Convention Center 13 vans Success
Sunday, January 07, 1973 Las Vegas, NV – Convention Center 13 vans Success
Friday, January 19, 1973 Dallas, TX – Convention Center Success
Saturday, January 20, 1973 Dallas, TX – Convention Center Success
Sunday, January 21, 1973 Dallas, TX – Convention Center Success
Sunday, February 18, 1973 Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Coliseum 50 stacked cars; 18 rows, 2-3 high Success Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports
Friday, February 23, 1973 Cleveland, OH – Convention Center Success
Saturday, February 24, 1973 Cleveland, OH – Convention Center Success
Sunday, February 25, 1973 Cleveland, OH – Convention Center Success
Friday, March 02, 1973 Uniondale, NY – Nassau Coliseum Success
Saturday, March 03, 1973 Uniondale, NY – Nassau Coliseum Success
Sunday, March 04, 1973 Uniondale, NY – Nassau Coliseum Success
Friday, March 16, 1973 Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Fairgrounds Exhibit Hall Success
Saturday, March 17, 1973 Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Fairgrounds Exhibit Hall Success
Sunday, March 18, 1973 Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Fairgrounds Exhibit Hall Success
Friday, March 23, 1973 Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre Success
Saturday, March 24, 1973 Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre Success
Sunday, March 25, 1973 Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre Success
Friday, March 30, 1973 Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum 13 cars Success Paper says 5 jumps over the course of the weekend
Saturday, March 31, 1973 Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum 13 cars Success
Sunday, April 01, 1973 Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum 13 cars Success
Friday, April 13, 1973 St. Paul, MN – St. Paul Civic Center Success
Saturday, April 14, 1973 St. Paul, MN – St. Paul Civic Center Success
Sunday, April 15, 1973 St. Paul, MN – St. Paul Civic Center Success
Friday, April 27, 1973 Cincinnati, OH – Cincinnati Gardens Success
Saturday, April 28, 1973 Cincinnati, OH – Cincinnati Gardens Success
Sunday, April 29, 1973 Cincinnati, OH – Cincinnati Gardens Success
Friday, June 22, 1973 Union Grove, WI – Great Lakes Dragaway Success
Saturday, June 23, 1973 Union Grove, WI – Great Lakes Dragaway 10 cars, 3 panel trucks Success
Sunday, June 24, 1973 Union Grove, WI – Great Lakes Dragaway 10 cars, 3 panel trucks Success
Saturday, July 21, 1973 St. Louis International Raceway, Collinsville IN Success
Sunday, July 29, 1973 Providence, RI – Lincoln Downs Race Track Success
Friday, September 28, 1973 Stafford Springs CT
Monday, October 01, 1973 IDEAL Toys debuts Evel Knievel stuntcycle
Saturday, October 06, 1973 Kaukauna, WI – Wisconsin International Raceway 10 cars, 3 panel trucks Success
Sunday, October 07, 1973 Kaukauna, WI – Wisconsin International Raceway 10 cars, 3 panel trucks Success
Saturday, October 20, 1973 Philadelphia, PA – JFK Stadium 13 cars Success
Sunday, February 17, 1974 North Richland Hills, TX – Green Valley Raceway 11 Mack trucks Success Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports
Friday, March 29, 1974 Portland, OR – Oregon Memorial Coliseum Ford vans Success
Saturday, April 13, 1974 Fremont, CA – Fremont Raceway Success
Saturday, April 20, 1974 Irvine, CA – Orange County International Raceway Success
Sunday, April 28, 1974 Kansas City, MO – Kansas City International Raceway Success
Sunday, May 05, 1974 Tulsa, OK – Tulsa International Speedway Success
Saturday, May 25, 1974 West Salem, OH – Dragway 42 10 Mack trucks Success
Sunday, May 26, 1974 West Salem, OH – Dragway 42 10 Mack trucks Success
Monday, May 27, 1974 West Salem, OH – Dragway 42 10 Mack trucks Success
Tuesday, August 20, 1974 Toronto, ON – Canadian National Exhibition Stadium 13 Mack trucks Success Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports – 1st appearance of Rob & Kelly doing wheelies
Sunday, September 08, 1974 Twin Falls, ID – Snake River Canyon Canyon Crash Premature parachute deployment Broadcast on closed circuit TV with Bob Arum
Monday, May 26, 1975 London, England – Wembley Stadium 13 single-decker buses Crash Breaks pelvis and back Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports; helped to his feet, addresses crowd
Saturday, October 25, 1975 Mills, OH – Kings Island 14 Greyhound buses Success Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports, sets new distance record of 180 ft, broadcast achieves highest ratings in Wide World of Sports history
Monday, October 11, 1976 Worcester, MA – Fitton Field 10 trucks Success Robbie jumped 4 trucks
Friday, October 29, 1976 Seattle, WA – Kingdome 7 Greyhound buses Crash Dislocated left shoulder Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports
Saturday, October 30, 1976 Seattle, WA – Kingdome 7 Greyhound buses Success Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports
Monday, January 31, 1977 Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre 90 foot shark tank Crash Breaks both arms Loses control during rehearsal, runs into a cameraman
Wednesday, June 01, 1977 Viva Knievel Motion Picture debuts, starring Evel Knievel, Gene Kelly and Lauren Hutton
Wednesday, February 21, 1979 Orange, NSW, Australia – Towac Park
Friday, February 23, 1979 Wollongong, NSW, Australia – Australia Showgrounds
Saturday, February 24, 1979 Sydney, NSW, Australia – RAS Showground
Sunday, February 25, 1979 Wagga Wagga, NSW, Australia – Eric Weissel Oval
Saturday, March 01, 1980 Puerto Rico Tour
Saturday, October 04, 1980 Pontiac, MI – Silverdome
Saturday, January 31, 1981 St. Petersburg, FL – Sunshine Speedway
Friday, February 01, 1980 St. Petersburg, FL – Sunshine Speedway
Saturday, March 01, 1980 Hollywood, FL – Miami-Hollywood Speedway
Friday, November 19, 1999 Las Vegas, NV – Ceasers Palace Marries Krystal Kennedy
Sunday, April 01, 2007 Crystal Cathedral Born again/baptized by Dr. Robert S. Schuller on “The Hour of Power”
Friday, November 30, 2007 Clearwater, FL Died of complications from Idiopathic Pulmonary Fibrosis
Monday, December 10, 2007 Butte Civic Center & Mountain View Cemetery Funeral/Burial of Robert Craig Knievel

Although Knievel never attempted to jump the Grand Canyon, rumors of the Canyon jump were started by Knievel himself in 1968 following the Caesars Palace crash. During a 1968 interview, Knievel stated, “I don’t care if they say, ‘Look, kid, you’re going to drive that thing off the edge of the Canyon and die,’ I’m going to do it. I want to be the first. If they’d let me go to the moon, I’d crawl all the way to Cape Kennedy just to do it. I’d like to go to the moon, but I don’t want to be the second man to go there.” For the next several years, Knievel would negotiate with the U.S. government to secure a jumping site and develop various concept bikes to make the jump. However, the U.S. Department of Interior denied him airspace over the Grand Canyon. Therefore, in 1971, Knievel switched his attention to the Snake River Canyon.

In the movie, Evel Knievel, George Hamilton (as Knievel) alludes to the Canyon jump in the final scene of the movie. One of the common movie posters for the 1971 film depicts Knievel jumping his motorcycle off a (likely) Grand Canyon cliff. In 1999, Knievel’s son, Robbie, jumped a portion of the Grand Canyon owned by the Hualapai Indian Reservation.

 From WikiPedia

News from Hollywood suggests a new Evel Knievel biopic starring Channing Tatum is in the making…stay tuned stunt fans….

 

Paul and Diva Murray meet Evil Knievel at Alice in VideoLand in Christchurch (Photo by Sanae Murray)

 
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Japanese Artist Shota Kawahara Takes on Chicago

Off the Top of My Head

By Paul Murray
 

Vagabond artist, Shota Kawahara, is currently flat out preparing for a show as resident artist at Re-Invent Gallery in Lake Forest, Chicago.

Graduate of the prestigious Kyoto University art faculty, nonconformist Japanese painter Kawahara has been travelling the world for the past seven years in search of inspiration, experience and knowledge all of which he includes in his abstract reflections of life on the road.  Like travel, art is a process of self-discovery for Kawahara, “By doing art we learn many different ways of seeing and thinking,” he said.

Kawahara met his current host and fellow artist Kristin Mikrut when both were resident artists at the LivinginPeace Project in Karamea on the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand. Mikrut returned to her home in Lake Forest north of Chicago to set up an art studio/gallery and workshop with friend Cecilia Lanyon and, recognising the depth of Kawahara’s talent, they invited him to be the first resident artist at Re-Invent.

Artists Kristin Mikrut and Shota Kawahara at Re-Invent Gallery in Lake Forest, Chicago.

Re-Invent Gallery Owners Cecilia Lanyon (left) and Kristin Mikrut

An exhibition showcasing Kawahara’s work will open at Re-Invent on August 17 and he is currently working on a raft of new material for the show. Artistic association with Mikrut has encouraged him to venture into new creative territory like installation art and sculpture and the exhibition will feature new artistic direction and style for Kawahara.

Artist Shota Kawahara at work at Re-Invent in Lake Forest Chicago

Nature is an inspiration for Kawahara and he attributes much of the content of his work to time spent in the great outdoors breathing with the natural environment, drawing in the shapes, patterns, textures and colours and recreating the organic forms on canvas.

Resident artist Shota Kawahara at work in the studio at Re-Invent

A Kawahara painting on any wall brings the joy of nature, environmental vibrancy and the wonder of life itself to a room…it elicits happiness, tranquility and harmony from the viewer. The paintings are quite busy, but interestingly, they are also rather calming as the abstract interpretations stimulate the mind and elicit introspection, imagination, bliss and serenity. “When we view the paintings, we feel something instantly, without reason,” he said, “We all have an aesthetic brain, the more we look at art, the more our brains expand.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

For Kawahara, painting is a cathartic and introspective process, “For me…art is similar to meditation, I feel disconnected from the outside world and art takes me to my inner world where I can focus my senses and feel more calm and at peace…I then explore myself, seeking answers and asking questions.”

“Inspiration” is the title of Kawahara’s upcoming show at Re-Invent and should you want some inspiration in your life, go and check out the show and purchase one of these original masterpieces from this upcoming artist, for it will inspire you and your family and everyone who visits your home.

Shota Kawahara Opening Exhibition
Friday, August 17th at 5:30 PM
Re-Invent
202 Wisconsin Ave. , Lake Forest, ILPh: 224.544.5961E-mail:  reinventlf@gmail.com

Shota’s Philosophy

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FREE

Walk into the forest, Sit down and rest.

Take off your shoes, Close your eyes.

Breathe deeply, Listen carefully.

Look at the trees, You know you are free.

 

Give others a smile, Share your dream.

Follow your passion, but not fashion.

You are the only one, not lonely one.

Let it be, You know you are free.

 

Play with kiddies, Talk with oldies.

Bake a chocolate cake, Take a coffee break.

Eat from the Earth, Have a fire bath.

Is there any hurry? You know you are free.

                             

Stare bonfire, Ashes fly higher.

Dance to the music, Believe in magic.

Let your imagination go, over the rainbow.

Jump into the sea, You know you are free.

 

Share what you have, Care who you love.

Bring your experience, with great patinece.

Keep the faith, Seek the truth.

Open with your key, You know you are free.

 

~Shota~

Shota’s Travels: 

21 June 2012 Lake Forest, Chicago, USA

20 November 2011 Osaka, Japan

 11 November 2011 Bondi, Australia “GARYU-Art and Dining-” OPEN

 24 August 2011 Sydney, Australia

 30 May 2011 Karamea, New Zealand

 04 March 2011 Sydney, Australia

 04  February 2011 West coast, New Zealand

 07 January 2011 Mexico City, Mexico

 20 December 2010 Montana, USA

 13 December 2010 New York, USA

 08 December 2010 Paris, France

 30 October 2010 “El Camino de Santiago”, Spain

From Logrono to Santiago de Compostela 600km walk

 09 October 2010 Birthday

 02 October 2010 Alicante, Spain

 29 September 2010 Barcelona, Spain

 21 September 2010 Thonon-les-bains, France

 15 September 2010 Amsterdam, Netherland

 04 September 2010 Prague, Czech Republic

 27 August 2010 Vienna, Austria

 25 August 2010 Munich, Germany

 20 July 2010 Geislingen, Germany

 04 July  2010 Würzburg, Germany

 28 June 2010  London, UK 

 24 June 2010   Liverpool, UK

17 June 2010 Weymouth Dorset, UK

 13 June 2010  London, UK

 3 June 2010 “Passport and Money has been stolen” 

 1 June 2010 “The Abbey”  Oxford, UK

 25 May 2010 London, UK   !!!Euro Tour Start!!!

 2006 – 2010 Travel around Australia and New Zealand

Shota at the LivinginPeace Project, Karamea, West Coast, South Island, New Zealand
http://www.livinginpeace.com

Shota in Germany

Shota in Germany II

Shota in Japan

Shota with his Chef Brother at his restaurant in Bondi, Sydney (Kawahara’s art adorns the walls of the restaurant)
Garyu Art and Dining: http://www.garyu.com.au/

Shota in France

Shota in Spain

Shota in England

Shota in Chicago

Shota in Chicago: Resident Artist at Re-Invent, 2012


Shota at Rongo Backpackers & Gallery in Karamea, New Zealand
http://www.rongobackpackers.com

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FREE Pussy Riot!!

Pussy Riot: A Female Punk Collective In Russia

This Is Pussy Riot, A Female Punk Collective In Russia
Image by Denis Sinyakov / Reuters

They’re Fond Of Staging Public Protests In Which They Wear Colorful Ski Masks And Dance To Loud Music

They're Fond Of Staging Public Protests In Which They Wear Colorful Ski Masks And Dance To Loud Music
Image by Denis Sinyakov / Reuters

Pussy Riot Rails Against Russia’s Oppresive Authoritarianism And Champion Equal Rights

Pussy Riot Rails Against Russia's Oppresive Authoritarianism And Champion Equal Rights
Image by Denis Sinyakov / Reuters

Pussy Riot Is A Frequent And Vocal Critic Of Both Russian President Vladimir Putin And Prime Minister Dimitry Medvedev

Pussy Riot Is A Frequent And Vocal Critic Of Both Russian President Vladimir Putin And Prime Minister Dimitry Medvedev
Image by Denis Sinyakov / Reuters

Here They Are Last December Showing Solidarity In Front Of A Detention Center That Houses Prominent Dissidents

Here They Are Last December Showing Solidarity In Front Of A Detention Center That Houses Prominent Dissidents
Image by Denis Sinyakov / Reuters

But The Stunt That REALLY Got Them In Trouble Was This One In February, When They Stormed The Pulpit At Christ The Savior Cathedral

But The Stunt That REALLY Got Them In Trouble Was This One In February, When They Stormed The Pulpit At Christ The Savior Cathedral

They Started Chanting “Mother Mary, Drive Putin Away” (Along With A String Of Obscenities) While Dancing A Can-Can, Calling It Their “Punk Prayer”

They Started Chanting "Mother Mary, Drive Putin Away" (Along With A String Of Obscenities) While Dancing A Can-Can, Calling It Their "Punk Prayer"

At The Insistence Of The Russian Orthodox Church, Who Denounced The Act As “Blasphemy,” Three Members Of Pussy Riot Were Arrested And Charged With “Hooliganism”

At The Insistence Of The Russian Orthodox Church, Who Denounced The Act As "Blasphemy," Three Members Of Pussy Riot Were Arrested And Charged With "Hooliganism"
Image by Tatyana Makeyeva / Reuters

Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, Maria Alyokhina and Yekaterina Samutsevich All Face Up To 7 Years In Prison

Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, Maria Alyokhina and Yekaterina Samutsevich All Face Up To 7 Years In Prison
Image by Sergei Karpukhin / Reuters

Their Arrest Has Triggered Protests Around Russia And Europe, Such As This Demonstration In Prague

Their Arrest Has Triggered Protests Around Russia And Europe, Such As This Demonstration In Prague
Image by David W Cerny / Reuters

Amnesty International Has Declared The Three “Prisoners Of Conscience,” Who Are Being Held “Solely For The Peaceful Expression Of Their Beliefs.”

Amnesty International Has Declared The Three "Prisoners Of Conscience," Who Are Being Held "Solely For The Peaceful Expression Of Their Beliefs"
Image by David W Cerny / Reuters

The Arrests Have Deeply Divided Russia, Even Sparking This Clash Between Russian Orthodox Christians And Supporters Of Pussy Riot

The Arrests Have Deeply Divided Russia, Even Sparking This Clash Between Russian Orthodox Christians And Supporters Of Pussy Riot
Image by Maxim Shemetov / Reuters

Pussy Riot Has Galvanized The Arts Community In Russia, With Hundreds Of Prominent Public Figures Signing Open Letters And Petitions Demanding The Freedom Of The Three Women

Pussy Riot Has Galvanized The Arts Community In Russia, With Hundreds Of Prominent Public Figures Signing Open Letters And Petitions Demanding The Freedom Of The Three Women
Image by Sergei Karpukhin / Reuters

Artist Pyotr Pavlensky Actually Sewed His Mouth Shut To Symbolize The Silencing Of Pussy Riot.

Artist Pyotr Pavlensky Actually Sewed His Mouth Shut To Symbolize The Silencing Of Pussy Riot
Image by Handout / Reuters

The Trial Of The Pussy Riot Three Began Last Friday And Supporters Are Skeptical They Can Recieve Impartial Treatment In What Is Widely Considered A Pro-Putin Judicial System

The Trial Of The Pussy Riot Three Began Last Friday And Supporters Are Skeptical They Can Recieve Impartial Treatment In What Is Widely Considered A Pro-Putin Judicial System
Image by Sergei Karpukhin / Reuters

TRANSLATED LYRICS:

Black robe, golden epaulettes
All parishioners are crawling and bowing
The ghost of freedom is in heaven
Gay pride sent to Siberia in chains

The head of the KGB is their chief saint
Leads protesters to prison under escort
In order not to offend the Holy
Women have to give birth and to love

Holy shit, shit, Lord’s shit!
Holy shit, shit, Lord’s shit!
(Chorus)
St. Maria, Virgin, become a feminist
Become a feminist, Become a feminist
(end chorus)

Church praises the rotten dictators
The cross-bearer procession of black limousines
In school you are going to meet with a teacher-preacher
Go to class – bring him money!

Patriarch Gundyaev believes in Putin
Bitch, you better believed in God
Belt of the Virgin is no substitute for mass-meetings
In protest of our Ever-Virgin Mary!

(Chorus)
St. Maria, Virgin, Drive away Putin
Drive away! Drive away Putin!

Pussy Riot trial begins

As the Russian punk protest group Pussy Riot face up to 7 years in prison, they admit to an ethical misdemeanour, but not criminal acts. Deborah Lutterbeck reports.

 
 
 Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Yekaterina Samutsevich

Reuters

IN COURT: Nadezhda Tolokonnikova and Yekaterina Samutsevich (top) look out from the defendant’s cell in a courtroom.

 

Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev

Reuters

‘ONE SHOULD BE CALM’

Russian Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev.

 

Three women who protested against Vladimir Putin in a ”punk prayer” on the altar of Russia’s main cathedral went on trial today in a case seen as a test of the longtime leader’s treatment of dissent during a new presidential term.

The women from the band Pussy Riot face up to seven years in prison for an unsanctioned performance in February in which they entered Moscow’s Christ the Saviour Cathedral, ascended the altar and called on the Virgin Mary to ”throw Putin out”.

Maria Alyokhina, 24, Nadezhda Tolokonnikova, 22, and Yekaterina Samutsevich, 29, were brought to Moscow’s Khamovniki court for Russia’s highest-profile trial since former oil tycoon Mikhail Khodorkovsky was convicted for a second time in 2010, in the same courtroom.

Supporters chanted ”girls, we’re with you” and ”victory” as the women, each handcuffed by the wrist to a female officer, were escorted from a police van into the courthouse.

”We did not want to offend anybody,” Tolokonnikova said from the same metal and clear-plastic courtroom cage where Khodorkovsky sat with his business partner during their trial.

”Our motives were exclusively political.”

The stunt was designed to highlight the close relationship between the dominant Russian Orthodox Church and former KGB officer Putin, then prime minister, whose campaign to return to the presidency in a March election was backed clearly, if informally, by the leader of the church, Patriarch Kirill.

The protest offended many believers and left the church leadership incensed. The church, which has enjoyed a big revival since the demise of the Communist Soviet Union in 1991 and is seeking more influence on secular life, cast the performance as part of a sinister campaign by ”anti-Russian forces”.

The women, who have been charged with hooliganism motivated by religious hatred or hostility, have said many times they meant no offence.

ANGER OVER CLOSE CHURCH-STATE TIES

In opening statements read by a defence lawyer, who sometimes struggled with the handwritten texts, they said they were protesting against Kirill’s political support for Putin and had no animosity toward the church or the faithful.

”I have never had such feelings towards anyone in the world,” Tolokonnikova said in her statement, describing the charge of religious hatred as ”wildly harsh”.

”We are not enemies of Christianity. The opinion of Orthodox believers is important to us and we want all of them to be on our side – on the side of anti-authoritarian civil activists,” she said. ”Our performance contained no aggression toward the public – only a desperate desire to change the situation in Russia for the better.”

Pussy Riot burst onto the scene this winter with angry lyrics and surprise performances, including one on Red Square outside the Kremlin, that went viral on the internet.

The band members see themselves as the avant-garde of a disenchanted generation looking for creative ways to show dissatisfaction with Putin’s 12-year dominance of politics.

”I thought the church loved all its children, but it seems the church loves only those children who love Putin,” Alyokhina’s statement said.

The women looked thinner and paler than they did when they were jailed following the performance in late February, shortly before Putin, in power as president from 2000-2008 and then as prime minister, won a six-year presidential term on March 4.

”She looks like she has been on a long hunger strike,” Stanislav Samutsevich said of his daughter. ”I think this is like an inquisition, like mockery.”

A reporter on state-run TV presented a different picture, focusing on occasional smiles and chuckles, by the women, who whispered to each other as a prosecutor read the charges.

”Look at their faces; they are laughing and joking,” the reporter said on the news, adding that a viewer might think they were ”continuing the action” they carried out at the cathedral.

Prosecutors asked for the trial, which was streamed live on the internet, to be closed to the public and the media. The judge rejected the motion but ordered live streaming shut off during witness testimony and some other proceedings.

A group of conservative Russian writers called for tough punishment. Kremlin opponents, rights activists and the defendants say the charges are politically motivated.

The prosecution marked ”the start of a campaign of authoritarian, repressive measures aimed to … spread fear among politically active citizens,” Samutsevich said in her statement, read out by defence lawyer Violetta Volkova.

PROTEST MOVEMENT

The performance was part of a lively protest movement that at its peak saw 100,000 people turn out for rallies in Moscow, some of the largest in Russia since the Soviet Union’s demise.

The prosecution dismissed accusations of political motives.

”This is not a question of our parliamentary or presidential elections, but a criminal case about … banal hooliganism with a religious motive,” said Larisa Pavlova, who represents Lyubov Sokologorskaya, one of several people who work at the cathedral and are appearing at the trial as ”victims” of Pussy Riot.

Sokologorskaya, who described herself as a ”profound believer”, said only clerics were allowed at the altar and that the defendants’ bare shoulders, short skirts and ”aggressive” dance moves violated church rules and offended the faithful.

”When I talk about this event, my heart hurts. It hurts that this is possible in our country,” she said. ”Their punishment must be adequate so that never again is such a thing repeated.”

The trial comes as Putin, who is 59 and has not ruled out seeking another term in 2018, tries to rein in opponents who hope to reignite the street protest movement this autumn.

Yesterday, Putin signed a law enacting stricter punishment for defamation. That follows recent laws tightening controls on foreign-funded civil rights groups and sharply raising fines for violations of public order at street rallies.

Opposition leaders including anti-corruption blogger Alexei Navalny and socialite Ksenia Sobchak have had their homes searched and faced repeated rounds of questioning over violence at a protest on the eve of Putin’s inauguration on May 7.

Lawyers for Navalny say investigators are preparing to charge him, in a separate case, with a crime punishable by up to five years in prison. He was summoned to the federal Investigative Committee on yesterday and told to return today.

Amnesty International said the Pussy Riot performers ”must be released immediately” and that the prison terms they face if convicted are ”wildly out of all proportion”.

”They dared to attack the two pillars of the modern Russian establishment – the Kremlin and the Orthodox Church,” regional programme director John Dalhuisen said in a statement.

Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev dismissed criticism of the case in remarks published yesterday, saying the trial was a ”serious ordeal” for the defendants and their families but that ”one should be calm about it” and await the outcome.

Whether the group’s performance crossed the line from a ”moral misdemeanour” to a crime was ”up to the court to decide”, Medvedev, in London for the Olympics, told the Times newspaper in an interview posted on the Russian government website.

A defence lawyer for the musicians, Nikolai Polozov, said Medvedev’s comments were aimed at putting pressure on the court to ”punish blasphemers”.

”The court is being very one-sided, slanted towards the prosecution, which of course in our view is motivated exclusively by political bias in this case,” he said.

Few Russians believe the country’s courts are independent, and Medvedev acknowledged during his 2008-2012 presidency that they were subject to political pressure.

THE TRUE BLASPHEMY:

SLAVOJ ŽIŽEK ON PUSSY RIOT

Marxist intellectual Slavoj Žižek

on the Pussy Riot trial

The True Blasphemy

Pussy Riot members accused of blasphemy and hatred of religion? The answer is easy: the true blasphemy is the state accusation itself, formulating as a crime of religious hatred something which was clearly a political act of protest against the ruling clique. Recall Brecht’s old quip from his Beggars’ Opera: “What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a new bank?” In 2008, Wall Street gave us the new version: what is the stealing of a couple of thousand of dollars, for which one goes to prison, compared to financial speculations that deprive tens of millions of their homes and savings, and are then rewarded by state help of sublime grandeur? Now, we got another version from Russia, from the power of the state: What is a modest Pussy Riot obscene provocation in a church compared to the accusation against Pussy Riot, this gigantic obscene provocation of the state apparatus which mocks any notion of decent law and order?

Was the act of Pussy Riot cynical? There are two kinds of cynicism: the bitter cynicism of the oppressed which unmasks the hypocrisy of those in power, and the cynicism of the oppressors themselves who openly violate their own proclaimed principles. The cynicism of Pussy Riot is of the first kind, while the cynicism of those in power — why not call their authoritarian brutality a Prick Riot — is of the much more ominous second kind.

Back in 1905, Leon Trotsky characterized tsarist Russia as “a vicious combination of the Asian knout and the European stock market.” Does this designation not hold more and more also for the Russia of today? Does it not announce the rise of the new phase of capitalism, capitalism with Asian values (which, of course, has nothing to do with Asia and everything to do with the anti-democratic tendencies in today’s global capitalism). If we understand cynicism as ruthless pragmatism of power which secretly laughs at its own principles, then Pussy Riot are anti-cynicism embodied. Their message is: IDEAS MATTER. They are conceptual artists in the noblest sense of the word: artists who embody an Idea. This is why they wear balaclavas: masks of de-individualization, of liberating anonymity. The message of their balaclavas is that it doesn’t matter which of them got arrested — they’re not individuals, they’re an Idea. And this is why they are such a threat: it is easy to imprison individuals, but try to imprison an Idea!

The panic of those in power — displayed by their ridiculously excessive brutal reaction — is thus fully justified. The more brutally they act, the more important symbol Pussy Riot will become. Already now the result of the oppressive measures is that Pussy Riot are a household name literally all around the world.

It is the sacred duty of all of us to prevent that the courageous individuals who compose Pussy Riot will not pay in their flesh the price for their becoming a global symbol.

—Slavoj Žižek

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The Serious Business of Permaculture

“What permaculturalists are doing is the most important activity that any group is doing on the planet. We don’t know what the details of a truly sustainable future are going to be like, but we need options, we need people experimenting in all kinds of ways and permaculturalists are one of the critical groups doing that.” — David Suzuki

Join the New Permaculture Generation

 By Arthur Lewis Gordon Jackson
 

Looking out over the lifeless brown quilt of drought-stricken Midwest corn monoculture from the window of a Boeing 747-700, it was immediately apparent to me that permaculture farming practices would have prevented this ecological catastrophe. The hottest summer on record in the United States combined with aggressive commercial farming practices has created the potential for a biblical famine!

US Drought Monitor, July 24, 2012

I had been to New York City to attend the nuptials of a very close friend and was heading to a lush, green parallel universe to do a permaculture design course in Karamea on the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand.

New York City from the Empire State Building

Flying over the land at 10,000 feet affords a perspective on life that is not possible at ground level. The view of a bird reveals clearly the perils of commercial agriculture and the devastating impact of human influence on natural systems

Vast tracts of flat fertile farmland devoted to the production of corn, which is now a staple food in the United States. Corn and its byproducts form the basis for most processed food products. The diverse natural landscape that must have once existed here is all gone…the diversity of flora and fauna has been replaced with a single crop.

The interior of the Unites States currently resembles the dry withered skin of an old elephant…with the occasional urban smogatropolis bursting through the leathery hide like a festering pustule as we flew over cities…surely this is not a healthy landscape? How long will it be before the great elephant succumbs to consumption?

As I look around the plane, I consider that I am possibly the only passenger pondering the subject of sustainability. I am one of the lucky 10% of the world’s population who can actually afford to fly and I’m feeling very decadent indulging myself the environmentally expensive luxury of international flight, but am I decadent compared with the businesspeople in first class who do this most every day? Are they decadent compared with the owner of the airline who has mansions all over the world, his own island and is planning flights to the moon? Thinking about the poor sodbusters below watching their cornfields wither and die as they pray for rain puts my self-indulgence into sharp perspective.

Looking down on the state of the land in the U.S. Midwest, it is clear land-use changes need to be made as the current system of food through the exploitation of land resources is clearly not sustainable and appears headed for collapse.

In permaculture, it is often stated that, “the problem is the solution” and that the solution to any problem already exists in nature. Broad-scale monoculture farming is the problem here, the solution is to reintroduce crop diversity, water harvesting, replanting trees along waterways, assisting nature to remediate the damage done and collectively applying permaculture principles over the entire region.

Another huge part of this problem is that there are many mouths to feed in the United States, food production is essential to the sustenance of the populace.  Midwest farmers no doubt feel the weight of responsibility to provide food.

The good news for U.S. farmers is that there is already a lot of permaculture activity in the United States and progressive farmers like Joel Salatin and his Polyface Farms in Virginia have working models of what is possible with a change of mindset from “we do it this way because that’s how my grandfather did it,” to it’s time to take a new approach, let’s learn about permaculture, and set about repairing our land for future generations. Doing what you’ve always done does not always produce what you’ve always got and cracks are appearing in the broad-scale commercial monoculture model…it’s time to have a rethink on food production in the Midwest and everywhere else.

Joel Salatin with the Girls on PlyFace Farm

Joel Salatin Sharing his Knowledge with other Farmers at a PolyFace Farm Field Day

With that in mind, Paul Murray decided to be part of the solution and study permaculture so that he could help find answers to the challenges of future food production and distribution and work towards rebuilding and replenishing the land so that it may produce an abundance of food and feed everyone forever .We need to help others to learn about permaculture and how to grow food for themselves without relying on corporate agriculture food production and distribution systems.

However, Permaculture Design Course students often come from large cities somewhere in the world. They may not have had an opportunity to gain hands-on practical experience necessary to apply the principles of permaculture in a practical situation.

Seeing the need to offer practical training for people who have completed a theoretical Permaculture Design Course to enable them to achieve the confidence and competence necessary to apply the permaculture theory they have learned in the classroom to their own permaculture ventures, Living in Peace Project founder Paul Murray decided to offer his property, facilities and services to people seeking practical permaculture experience and set about creating a centre for excellence in permaculture.

The LivinginPeace Project seeks to holistically apply the principles of permaculture to the establishment, development and management of a business venture. The stated goal of the LivinginPeace Project is to incorporate the elements of art, travel, permaculture and education into a sustainable business.

Inspired on completing a Permaculture Design Course with Bill Mollison and Geoff Lawton at Melbourne University in 2009, Murray, with a lot of help from people from all over the world, and with further inspiration from the Permaculture Master Plan, he began to establish a permaculture exhibition farm, education facility and centre for permaculture research, training and practice in the Karamea region at the top of the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand.

In June 2004, Murray purchased an old maternity hospital and converted it into a hostel to offer reasonably priced accommodation to young and budget travellers visiting the region. A year later, he purchased a small farm and motel complex to cater to travellers looking for self-contained accommodation and organic gardens to grow food for his family, colleagues and customers.

Murray has a degree in agricultural science with a major in horticulture. The degree was essentially a study in commerce and taught students how to maximise the profit derived from every square inch of land with no real consideration for maintaining the fertility of the farm or for responsible stewardship. Permaculture made a whole lot more sense and the Permaculture Design Course with colourful, progressive-thinking characters like Mollison and Lawton and 100 students from all over the world convinced him of the way forward and his life changed as Lawton suggested it might.

The long-term objective for the Living in Peace Project is to gradually phase into permaculture and away from tourism, which Murray believes to be “an environmentally expensive form of entertainment” and into the provision of permaculture education, way of life and knowledge sharing with travellers. “Karamea is a stunning region, but it is also perhaps the most remote town on mainland New Zealand, people have to make a real effort to come here.” “I want to cater to travellers who make that effort––people who take the time to learn from their travel experience––and we have a great opportunity to share our permaculture knowledge with people from all over the world and, hopefully, gain new ideas and innovations from the people who come and stay.”

The hostel, Rongo Backpackers & Gallery, hosts travellers from over 50 countries each year and the Murray hopes the experience of living and working on a permaculture farm will spark a quest for knowledge among his guests and that they will take some of the energy-saving, self-sufficiency initiatives and permaculture practices home with them.

Bananas and avocadoes can be grown in Karamea and the region enjoys an almost sub-tropical microclimate. The soil is deep, well-drained alluvial loam, which enable a broad range of food crops to be grown. The annual rainfall is around 80 inches and it is evenly spread across the year, alleviating the need for irrigation and water storage.

“In all my travels, I’ve never come across a place with greater potential for growing food. The Living in Peace Project farm is a blank canvas for permaculture designers. People have the opportunity to learn how to go from bare earth to Eden rather than just seeing an established permaculture farm, we offer a very interactive experience and the chance to learn how to do it rather than merely seeing it after it’s done,” he said.

The project has employed Dave Tailby as the Permaculture Farm Manager this year and he has taken charge of the property and its development.

“Having Dave on board is fantastic! He’s a great people-person, a really hard worker and is as passionate about permaculture as anyone you’ll meet.  He’s an asset to the project and a really great teacher,” Murray said.

LivinginPeace Project Farm Manager Dave Tailby (right) Talking Compost with a Couple of Urban Permaculturalists

After doing his Permaculture Design Course and watching the Permaculture Master Plan video, Murray decided to devote his life to permaculture and saw his tourism accommodation facilities and farm performing a different function––spreading the word about permaculture, helping others to learn and offering an opportunity to urban permaculture people to learn practical farm skills so that they might be better able to establish their own permaculture projects.

In the meantime, the LivinginPeace Project still offers accommodation over the summer months to visitors coming to see the many regional attractions, but changes focus from May to December to host permaculture students as interns on the farm and will offer a permaculture design course from September 30 to October 14, 2012.

“We are very fortunate to have Tim Barker from the Permaculture Research Institute coming over to lead the course, Tim is a great guy and an experienced permaculture practitioner with lots of practical skills to pass on to students on the course,” Murray said. Barker is currently one of the farm managers at the PRI’s Zaytuna Farm in New South Wales, Australia and describes himself as “Mr Fix it.”

LivinginPeace Project Premaculture Design Course Head Lecturer Tim “Mr Fix It” Barker

Eventually, Murray hopes to phase tourism out altogether and focus entirely on permaculture programmes year-round. “I don’t think international tourism is a good bet, but I do believe in international travel…it’s the best form of self-education you can get,” he said.

The LivinginPeace Project will therefore cater to travellers and provide opportunities for people to affordably stay in Karamea for an extended period and learn about New Zealand customs, culture, traditions, lifestyle, food while they also learn about permaculture, sustainable living and self-sufficiency.

For more information on the LivinginPeace Project, or to enrol in the LivinginPeace Project Permaculture Design Course, please contact Paul Murray:

LivinginPeace Project Founder Paul Murray

E-mail: rongo@actrix.co.nz

Ph: 0064 (3) 7826-767

LivinginPeace Project

Permaculture Design Course in Karamea


(September 30 to October 14, 2012)

The LivinginPeace Project in Karamea on the West Coast will be offering a Permaculture Design Course (PDC) from September 30 to October 14, 2012.

We are fortunate to have Tim Barker as the senior lecturer for the course.

Tim is a very experienced permaculturalist and is currently one of the farm managers at the Permaculture Research Institute of Australia Zaytuna Farm.

The PDC will have an emphasis on practical application of permaculture theory and will include excursions to local permaculture projects.

More information about the PDC is available on our Web site: http://www.livinginpeace.com/pdc/

If you are interested in the PDC, have any questions, or require more information please contact Paul Murray.

Paul Murray:

 E-mail: rongo@actrix.co.nz

Ph: 03-7826-767

Click link to Play: LivinginPeace Project Video

 

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Join the New Permaculture Generation

LivinginPeace Project

Permaculture Design Course in Karamea


(September 30 to October 14, 2012)

The LivinginPeace Project in Karamea on the West Coast will be offering a Permaculture Design Course (PDC) from September 30 to October 14, 2012.

We are fortunate to have Tim Barker as the senior lecturer for the course.

Tim is a very experienced permaculturalist and is currently one of the farm managers at the Permaculture Research Institute of Australia Zaytuna Farm.

The PDC will have an emphasis on practical application of permaculture theory and will include excursions to local permaculture projects.

More information about the PDC is available on our Web site: http://www.livinginpeace.com/pdc/

If you are interested in the PDC, have any questions, or require more information please contact Paul Murray.

Paul Murray: 

 E-mail: rongo@actrix.co.nz

Ph: 03-7826-767

LivinginPeace Project Video: https://vimeo.com/43640983

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Busy Day for the Führer und Reichskanzler

Romantic Reichs Chancellor

Feminine Führer

AmeriCAN Führer

Autocratic Author Adolf

Adolf Shitler

Birdy Num Nums Hitler

Lincoln v Robot Hitler

Adolf’s Avatar

Choreographer Chancellor

Choreographer Chancellor II

Pink Hitler

Bathing Führer

Family Man Führer

Führer Having a Quiet Word with the Chaps…

Frustrated Führer

Führer & Fido

Führer Man of 1,000 Faces

Angry Adolf

Good Times with Goebbels

Japanese Führer

Octo-Führer

Catholic Chancellor

Mini Führer

Dog Whisperer Führer

Father Führer

Adolf Hipster

Art Patron Führer

Demona Führer

Führer and Some Italian Bloke

Adolf and Josef at Play

Captain America V Captain Fatherland

DJ Hitler

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Dance, Dance, Dance…Around the World with Matt Harding

Come on World Let’s DANCE!!

Happy People Dancing on Planet Earth 

Video Credit: Matt Harding & Melissa Nixon; Music: Trip the Light
 
Explanation: What are these humans doing? Dancing. Many humans on Earth exhibit periods of happiness, and one method of displaying happiness is dancing. Happiness and dancing transcend political boundaries and occur in practically every human society. Above, Matt Harding traveled through many nations on Earth, planned on dancing, and filmed the result. The above video, the latest in a series of similar videos, is perhaps a dramatic example that humans from all over planet Earth feel a common bond as part of a single speciesHappiness is frequently contagious — few people are able to watch the above video without smiling.
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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape #14

A New Zealand Government  Department authorised by deliberately rhetorical and subtly ambiguous Act of Parliament compounded by a tacit Royal Approval to receive Official Complaints.
 

Office Manager:   Red Scarlett

Red Scarlett

Senior Complaints Officer:  Jesus of Nazareth aka Yeshua

Jesus of Nazareth aka Yeshua

Office Receptionist:   Sugar Plum

Sugar Plum

Tea Princess:    Natalia Razorskiskiski

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Natalia Razorskiskiski

Ministry of Red Tape Offices:

Market Cross 9.25 a.m. Monday August 1st 2012
 
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Jesus of Nazareth:   Wotcha Cobba!

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Rangi:     Hey bro!

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Rangi

Jesus of Nazareth:   Yeah mate, do you wish to make a complaint?

Rangi:    Yeah cuz!

Jesus of Nazareth:    Spit it out sport!

Rangi:     Yow! What is that golden circle around your head bro!

Jesus of Nazareth:    A halo. Got it from the $2 shop!

Rangi:    Yeah??!!

Jesus of Nazareth:    Ok now tell me. Do you wish your complaint to be an official complaint?

Rangi:    Yo bro! I caught me missus cheating at cards last night and I’m right #%^#@$%%^$#!

Jesus of Nazareth:      Profanity does not profit a disciple mate!

Rangi:      Sorry cuz! Maybe cheating is a bit strong!

Jesus of Nazareth:  What card game were you playing?

Rangi:      No bro! The missus was playing solitaire and she’s peeking!

Jesus of Nazareth:    The inscrutable Chinese never indulge in cheating cobba!

Rangi:    Fuck off mate!  She hasn’t got a scrutum, she a bitch!

Jesus of Nazareth:    Righto cobba. Let me consult the Karamea Ministry of Red Tape Official Complaints Manual. Ah! Here we go. Official Complaint 23:12

“To whit … Rangi’s bitch of a missus playing solitaire… blah…blah…blah…Peking scrutum… blah…blah…blah…fowl language…. blah…blah..blah….  right out of order…blah…blah…blah..”  That will be $285 trillion dollars plus $67 zillion in Imperial War Tax!”

Rangi:   You what?

Jesus of Nazareth:   In cash! I’ll be goddamned if I’ll take another dodgy cheque!!

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Rangi:     #@&* me. I would need to sell my all my Superhero Comics and my original Mad magazine to raise that sort of dosh mate!

Jesus of Nazareth:     Next!!!!

Rangi:      Wait a minute cuz! I aint finished yet! You called my missus a bitch!! Step outside and let’s settle this with a fight. You can have the first shot!

Jesus of Nazareth:    If you want to fight you must go three rounds with our office Hyena, Cucumber!

Cucumber:   Meoooowww!!

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Rangi:     Easy as dude! Cucumber is a big pussy!

Red Scarlett:     Round 1!

%$#@&&* Scrontch…..#@%&*^%#&   Rooomph!

Cucumber:    Burp!

Rangi:      #$%###!!!  mongrel ate me leather cowboy boots!!!

Red Scarlett:     Round 2!

$#&**&#!!  Yakhatt…..$%#!*&%   Scroncha……$%#!&&^%

Cucumber:          Owoooo!!!!

Rangi:     Hyena eyeballs   Yummy! Burp!

Jesus of Nazareth:     Cucumber! Be healed in the name of Jesus!!

Cucumber:    Rowlf!! Rowlf!!

Rangi:    Strewth man, that is a good party trick!

Jesus of Nazareth:     Believe to receive!

Rangi:     Look cuz at this grey hair I sprouted last night, can you cure that!

Jesus of Nazareth:      Extend thine forehead my cobba!

TWINK!

Rangi:    Ouch!

Red Scarlett:     Look in the mirror, sir! A divine miracle!

Rangi:    Wow! Can you also cure this wandering eye for me!

Jesus of Nazareth:     If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out!

Rangi:     Aaaaaaaaagghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Cucumber:      Burp!

Rangi:       Aaaaggh! Can you now heal my eye!!

Jesus of Nazareth:      Heal thy self great physician! Wash yourself seven times in the River of Jordan, and sacrifice seven fatted calves in the Plain of Al Harramech and you will be healed cobba!

Rangi:    #@#$%&*%%$$!!!!!

Kaboom!!!

Red Scarlett:   Jesus! What a great shot! In one ear and out the other, and not a trace of blood on my new high heel stiletto”s. Miracles signs and wonders will never cease!

Jesus of Nazareth:   Hey! What about my raise?

Red Scarlett:   Ok ok!  25 sheikles per hour and free pork pies for a month!

Natalia Razorskiskiski:   Anyone for a cup of tea!

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Sugar Plum:     Kapitain Kangaroo is on Channel three!!

Red Scarlett:   Compulsory stop work meeting in the television room now!

Cucumber:    Kapitain Kangaroo!  Arf arf!

Sugar Plum:    A talking Hyena!! Wow!

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Red Scarlett:       Another divine miracle Mr. Nazireth??

Jesus of Nazareth:  No! I didn’t write this tripe into the script!

Sugar Plum:    Are we just someone’s fantasy masquerading as fictional characters in a non existent Governement Department???

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DJ PUKEKO:    Hah ha ha! I invented you all and you all stink!  Ha ha ha! And I’ll have a tea with two sugars!

Natalia Razorskiskiski:    Can you write in the script that I have big exciting knockers?

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DJ Pukeko:   No, but I can throw in a new staff member Roger the Laughing Dildo.  ha ha haaa!

Roger Dildo:  Ha ha ha!

Jesus of Nazareth:  Can you write in the script that I can walk on water, heal the lame, the blind and I don’t deserve to be crucified.and(whisper … whisper)

DJ Pukeko

DJ Pukeko:  (whisper….what do you want Jesus son of Joseph and Mary!)

Jesus of Nazareth:   (whisper…I quite fancy Sugar Plum.. hint hint!!)

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DJ PUKEKO:   (whisper ..You a saintly prophet you are not allowed a girlfriend!!)

Jesus of Nazareth:     (Censored expletives!!)

DJ PUKEKO:   To economise, I am writing cups of tea out of the script!!

Roger Dildo:    Can I have a glass of water!

DJ PUKEKO:   You are a dildo! Dildo’s don’t drink water!

Roger Dildo:    Oh! Sorry I forgot!

Red Scarlett:    Step forth and prove yourself Jesus!

Jesus of Nazareth:   It shall be done!

Roger Dildo:   Holy Cow!  Chateau Lafayette 1925 Private Bin!

Natalia Razorskiskiski:   Salut!

Sugar Plum:     Skol!

Cucumber:     Hic!

Jesus of Nazareth:     Cheers and Beers!! Hey Cucumber easy on the turps, you’ll turn into a vegetable!

Red Scarlett:    Look Kapitain Kangaroo is being chased through the outback by a wicked witch on a broomstick!

DJ PUKEKO:     Hey, I didn’t write that into the script!!

Red Scarlett:  I call the shots in the Karamea Ministry of Red Tape DJ Pukeko. From now you obey me!

DJ PUKEKO:    I will obey mistress ( what a babe…!))

Red Scarlett:   Excellent and Miss Scarlett to you!!

DJ PUKEKO:      Say, Miss Scarlett, can I get an Alfred Hitchcock walk through in the upcoming movie “Karamea Ministry of Red Tape and Client That Got Away!”

Red Scarlett:  No client leaves this office alive ever! So no!

DJ PUKEKO:     Boo hoo hoo!

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