Rongolian Republic Book of World Records

1. The most ferocious sheep dog in the whole world including Patagonia!

Killer Moo: Ferocious!

2. World’s biggest pot luck dinner ever held at a rainbow coloured backpackers hostel!!!!

3. Hungriest pet lamb ever salivated over anywhere in the world!!

BaBa the Attack Lamb

4. Longest running, most popular, most controversial radio show in the entire Cosmopolis!!!

Bristling with Controversy: The Rick Lucas Show

5. The  hairiest, least played, most unoriginal musician on planet earth since Rolf Harris!!

Some Hairy Guy

6. Cleanest, shiniest, sexiest dining room windows of any structure anywhere and I mean anywhere on earth, known to modern man!!

Rongolians at Play…Look at those windows…you can almost see through them!

7. Most cups of tea ever drunk by the least number of people in the longest time ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tea Party for One Mad Hatter

8. The tastiest organic plants grown on any roof of any accommodation business at 71 Waverley Street Karamea, commonly known as the Last Resort anywhere on the globe!!

Last Resort Staff Photo (note organic caprine lawnmowers)

9. Most snacks, most junk food and most nutritionless fizzy drink ever consumed at the biggest movie show the world has ever seen!

A Light Snack for Rongolians

10. The biggest selling, most widely read, most popular newspaper with the most outrageous articles, naughtiest photographs and most politically correct content ever in the history of mankind!!! More popular than Jesus!

The Thought Police will execute anyone whosoever even subconsciously  hints at denying the veracity of these judicially certified and pubically authenticated world records!!! Any subtle or subversive use of thinly disguised body language intended to persuade anyone that these world records were concocted after a night on the Turps around the 500th Blues Show bonfire by DJ Crap and DJ Pukeko will be vigorously prosecuted in a Kangaroo Court in the Garden Bar at Karamea Pub!

P.S. The 500th Blues Show is the Intellectual Property of the Republic of Rongolia and subject to strict copyright!!!

Nota bene!  No correspondence will be entered into regarding the accuracy of the counting system utilised by the Rongolian Official Record Keeper Of The 500th Blues Show or the sobriety of any of the staff!!

About LivinginPeaceProject

Paul Murray is the founder of the LivinginPeace Project. www.livinginpeace.com Paul originally from Australia, but have been living in New Zealand for 14 years. Before that he was in Japan for a decade working as a journalist. He met his wife Sanae in Japan and they married in 2008.
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