Korean Commie Mounts Panorama V3 Challenge

Another Excalibur Publishing Scoop

 Breaking News from OzTralia

By Shamshoun Khan II

OzTralia: October 5, 2014: Bathurst Motor Race Director, Frank James has today shocked the Australian motor racing fraternity by announcing: “Due to the demise of Holden production on home turf and the shifting of the main assembly plant to Pyongyang in North Korea. Next year’s race at Mt. Panorama will allow the inclusion of Hyundai and Isuzu.”

North Korean President Dim Bong Goon today announced that not only will he drive in next years motor spectacular but stated at the unveiling of Hyundai’s new supercharged V3 race engine: ” Supersize it!”


North Korean President Dim Bong Goon


Hyundai’s new supercharged V3 race engine


The 2015 Bathurst race will be next year sponsored by Twinkies in a new deal thrashed out with Holden and Ford executives in Hobart, Tasmania!


Australian Prime Minister, Sir Rolfred Harriskov further announced that after the 2015 race the Mt. Panorama course will be turned into a Maori Refugee camp for ex-pat Kiwis mistakenly accused of being fundamentalist terrorists!


Gold Coast beef rancher Dimitri Rastashopadopolis was today arrested by Queensland Police at the Bathurst Race Media Launch!


Dimitri Rastashopadopolis

Upon the official announcement regarding the inclusion of Hyundai in next years big race at Mt. Panorama, Dimitri was observed having a quiet snigger! This act was deemed racially offensive!


Reuters: Dimitri in his own defence to Gold Coast Stipendiary Magistrate Edward Kelly: “Hey! I gotta big nose and I a blow my nose!
“I a no chortle or a snigger!”1238872_382916318528298_5823188183999531935_n

….in other news….

Eavesdropping on management has revealed that Rocking Rod Stewart is allegedly booked in at Arden Street House, Dunedin for his concert. Cups of tea and scones available for mature ladies wishing to remake his acquaintance.


Rocking Rod

Media inquiries as to Rod Stewart staying at Arden House when he is in Dunedin for his April, 2015 accommodation were met today with a simple “No Comment” 

Arden Street House management stated categorically to Reuters that its Guest List was confidential!


“Stern GR News Flash” The Munich entertainment insurance company Der Flugel-Strudel have contracted Eric Clapton to cover for Rod Stewart in the event that a continuing vocal chord inflammation prevents Rockin Rodders from delivering at his concert in Dunedin, New Zealand, April 2015!!!

Mr. Clapton ( pictured ) claimed that not only is he a far better entertainer than Rod Stewart but he has by far much bigger and much sexier mammary glands!


Eric Clapton

Eric give him a “Slow Hand” Clapton will be accompanied to Dunedin with his personal trainers Fraulein Gertrude and Fraulein Agatha.


Gertrude (right) and Agatha (more right)

 Commie Kim Claims Mt Panorama Gong

Bathurst 1000! NEWSFLASH!

By Shamshoun Khan II

OzTralia: October 12, 2014: The Illustrious President for life of the People’s Republic of North Korea, Kim Bong Goon snatched victory in Aussie’s great motor race in rather dramatic circumstances today at Mt. Panorama!


Driving a V3 supercharged Hyundai Special Kim Bong Goon (KBG) outraced Australia’s finest drivers in the race to the finish line only for his race car to chunder its guts out with 1 km to go!


Performing a quick Starsky and Hutch, KBG jumped aboard a backup Works Vespa and rode to triumph to the raucous cheers of a partisan avgas fueled crowd of Asian Boat Refugees!



For the first time on Australian soil the North Korean National Anthem I Gukka was played to an adoring crowd of brainwashed sycophantic Aussie Capitalist Bastards!



Fuelled by a modicum of amber liquid KB did a victory lap around the Bathurst 1000 race course at Mt. Panorama in the nude to the howls and screams of adoring young school girls!! Giving the media an Aussie Salute Mr. Goon was heard to say ” Men will still say this was my finest hour!”



Please stand for I Gukka!

(Performed by New Australian citizen Tim Buk Too ” Ruddy good!”)


At the post-race party, spokesperson for the fellowship of the Bathurst Race Organising Committee Klan (BROCK) Miss Man Janesfield delivered a speech to the assembled A-listers and said, “It is hoped that the success of KBG’s foray into enemy territory and his triumph over a nation of opposing ideological leanings will do much to narrow the cleavage between left and right and bring the two dogmas together for the benefit of all concerned.”


About LivinginPeaceProject

Paul Murray is the founder of the LivinginPeace Project. www.livinginpeace.com Paul originally from Australia, but have been living in New Zealand for 14 years. Before that he was in Japan for a decade working as a journalist. He met his wife Sanae in Japan and they married in 2008.
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2 Responses to Korean Commie Mounts Panorama V3 Challenge

  1. El Senor Kepuko says:

    That’s killer dude! ah ah ah!

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