| DATE |
VENUE |
JUMP |
RESULT |
INJURIES |
NOTES |
| Monday, October 17, 1938 |
Silver Bow County Hospital |
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Robert Craig Knievel born |
| Saturday, September 05, 1959 |
Dillon, MT – Beaverhead County Justice of the Peace’s residence |
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Marries Linda Bork |
| Summer – 1965 |
Moses Lake, WA – Knievel’s motorcycle dealership |
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Knievel’s first stunt, to draw publicity to his dealership, was to jump over a long crate filled with rattlesnakes and a tethered mountain lion. Knievel’s back tire struck the crate, releasing the snakes and dispersing the crowd of around 1,000. He was not injured in the stunt. |
| Sunday, January 23, 1966 |
Indio, CA – National Date Festival Grounds |
2 pickups end to end; 1st daredevil show |
Success |
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First performance of Evel Knievel and his Motorcycle Daredevils |
| Thursday, February 10, 1966 |
Barstow, CA |
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Success |
Cracked ribs |
Injured attempting the spread-eagle jump; “I was sprained from the bottom of my feet to my waist.” |
| Wednesday, June 01, 1966 |
Post Falls, ID – State Line Gardens |
First time jumping cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, June 19, 1966 |
Missoula, MT – Missoula Auto Track |
12 cars + cargo van |
Crash |
Severely broken arm, several broken ribs |
First big publicity generating crash |
| Sunday, October 30, 1966 |
Butte, MT – Naranche Butte HS Football Field |
10 cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, November 19, 1966 |
Tucson, AZ – Tucson Dragway |
10 Dodge cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, December 11, 1966 |
Deming NM – Deming Dragway |
10 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, March 05, 1967 |
Gardena, CA – Ascot Park Speedway |
15 cars |
Success |
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| Thursday, April 27, 1967 |
Gardena, CA – Ascot Park Speedway |
15 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, May 28, 1967 |
Gardena, CA – Ascot Park Speedway |
14 cars |
Success |
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| Tuesday, May 30, 1967 |
Gardena, CA – Ascot Park Speedway |
16 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, July 09, 1967 |
Centralia, WA – Lewis County Fairgrounds |
13 Dodge cars |
Success |
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| Friday, July 28, 1967 |
Graham, WA – Graham Speedway |
16 cars(VWs) |
Crash |
Serious concussion |
Hits last vehicle, a panel truck |
| Friday, August 18, 1967 |
Graham, WA – Graham Speedway |
16 cars (VWs) |
Success |
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According to some reports this was a success |
| Sunday, September 24, 1967 |
Monroe, WA – Evergreen Speedway |
16 cars |
Crash |
Breaks lower spine |
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| Thursday, November 23, 1967 |
San Francisco, CA – Civic Center |
4 motorcycles, 2 vans |
Success |
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| Friday, November 24, 1967 |
San Francisco, CA – Civic Center |
4 motorcycles, 2 vans |
Success |
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| Saturday, November 25, 1967 |
San Francisco, CA – Civic Center |
4 motorcycles, 2 vans |
Success |
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| Sunday, November 26, 1967 |
San Francisco, CA – Civic Center |
4 motorcycles, 2 vans |
Success |
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| Thursday, November 30, 1967 |
Long Beach, CA – Long Beach Arena |
10 cars |
Success |
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| Friday, December 01, 1967 |
Long Beach, CA – Long Beach Arena |
10 cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, December 02, 1967 |
Long Beach, CA – Long Beach Arena |
10 cars |
Success |
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| Monday, December 04, 1967 |
Long Beach, CA – Long Beach Arena |
10 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, December 31, 1967 |
Las Vegas, NV – Caesar’s Palace |
Caesar’s Palace Fountain |
Crash |
Crushed pelvis and femur; fractures hip, wrist, both ankles; concussion |
| Saturday, May 25, 1968 |
Scottsdale, AZ – Beeline Dragway |
13 cars |
Crash |
Breaks right leg and foot |
Local papers say he did jump 13 cars |
| Saturday, July 06, 1968 |
Salt Lake City, UT – Fairgrounds Speedway |
13 Toyotas |
Success |
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| Thursday, July 25, 1968 |
Blackfoot, ID – Sportsman’s Speedway |
12 cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, August 03, 1968 |
Meridian, ID – Meridian Speedway |
13 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, August 11, 1968 |
Walla Walla, WA – Umatilla Speedway |
13 cars |
Success |
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| Monday, August 26, 1968 |
Spokane, WA – Interstate Fairgrounds Speedway |
13 cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, September 07, 1968 |
Missoula, MT – Missoula Auto Track |
13 cars |
Success |
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| Friday, September 13, 1968 |
Salt Lake City, UT – Utah State Fair |
10 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, September 15, 1968 |
Salt Lake City, UT – Utah State Fair |
10 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, October 13, 1968 |
Carson City, NV – Tahoe-Carson Speedway |
10 cars |
Crash |
Breaks hip |
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| Thursday, April 24, 1969 |
Los Angeles, CA – Sports Arena |
8 cars |
Success |
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| Friday, April 25, 1969 |
Los Angeles, CA – Sports Arena |
8 cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, April 26, 1969 |
Los Angeles, CA – Sports Arena |
8 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, April 27, 1969 |
Los Angeles, CA – Sports Arena |
8 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, June 01, 1969 |
Carlsbad, CA |
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Successfully makes 3 jumps over unknown amount of cars |
| Sunday, July 06, 1969 |
Gardena, CA – Ascot Park Speedway |
17 cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, September 20, 1969 |
Butte MT – Naranche Memorial Stadium |
16 Toyotas |
Crash |
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Lands slightly short, runs into fence and is thrown |
| Friday, January 23, 1970 |
Daly City, CA – Cow Palace |
11 cars |
Success |
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The Hell’s Angels fight |
| Sunday, April 05, 1970 |
Kent, WA – Seattle International Raceway |
18 cars |
Success |
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New record – # of cars and distance – Rear wheel hits ramp on 13th car, Evel stays w/ bike |
| Sunday, May 10, 1970 |
Yakima, WA – Yakima Speedway |
13 Pepsi delivery trucks |
Crash |
Breaks collarbone |
Landed on 13th truck |
| Friday, June 19, 1970 |
Vancouver, BC – Pacific Coliseum |
12 cars |
Success |
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Wearing a special brace, due to recent crash |
| Saturday, July 04, 1970 |
Kent, WA – Seattle International Raceway |
19 cars (Datsuns) |
Crash |
Compound fractures of the 4th and 5th vertebrae |
Lands on safety ramp, stays upright but crashes 100 feet beyond the ramp |
| Sunday, August 16, 1970 |
Long Pond, PA – Pocono International Raceway |
13 cars |
Crash |
Cracked vertebra, broken shoulder and hand |
Climbs ladder, thanks the crowd |
| Saturday, December 12, 1970 |
Los Angeles, CA – Lions Drag Strip |
13 cars |
Success |
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First jump using Harley-Davidson XR-750 |
| Friday, January 08, 1971 |
Houston, TX – Astrodome |
13 cars |
Success |
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Set new Astrodome attendance record |
| Saturday, January 09, 1971 |
Houston, TX – Astrodome |
13 cars |
Success |
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Reportedly sells over 100,000 tickets to back-to-back shows |
| Saturday, February 27, 1971 |
Ontario, CA – Ontario Motor Speedway |
10 cars |
Crash |
Sprained right hand |
Handlebars collapse against tank on takeoff (practice jump) |
| Sunday, February 28, 1971 |
Ontario, CA – Ontario Motor Speedway |
19 cars (18 Dodge Colts and a van) |
Success |
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New record – filmed for movie Evel Knievel; AJ Foyt wins Miller 500 |
| Friday, March 26, 1971 |
Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre |
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Success |
|
Two shows a day, indoor pavilion with low ceiling |
| Saturday, March 27, 1971 |
Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre |
|
Success |
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Two shows a day |
| Sunday, March 28, 1971 |
Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre |
11 cars and 2 trucks |
Success |
|
Two shows a day |
| Thursday, July 08, 1971 |
New York City, NY – Madison Square Garden |
Van, 9 cars |
Success |
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| Friday, July 09, 1971 |
New York City, NY – Madison Square Garden |
Van, 9 cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, July 10, 1971 |
New York City, NY – Madison Square Garden |
Van, 9 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, July 11, 1971 |
New York City, NY – Madison Square Garden |
Van, 9 cars |
Success |
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| Thursday, July 15, 1971 |
Buffalo, NY – Lancaster Speedway |
13 cars |
Success |
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| Friday, July 16, 1971 |
Buffalo, NY – Lancaster Speedway |
13 cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, July 17, 1971 |
Buffalo, NY – Lancaster Speedway |
13 cars |
Success |
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Signs autographs until 1 in the morning |
| Thursday, July 29, 1971 |
Wilkes-Barre, PA – Pocono Downs |
12 Stegmaier beer trucks |
Success |
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| Friday, July 30, 1971 |
Wilkes-Barre, PA – Pocono Downs |
12 Stegmaier beer trucks |
Success |
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|
| Friday, August 27, 1971 |
Philadelphia, PA – Spectrum |
10 Chevrolet cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, August 28, 1971 |
Philadelphia, PA – Spectrum |
10 Chevrolet cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, September 05, 1971 |
Agawam, MA – Riverside Park |
|
Success |
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| Monday, September 06, 1971 |
Agawam, MA – Riverside Park |
|
Success |
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| Friday, September 10, 1971 |
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Evel Knievel Motion Picture debuts, starring George Hamilton and Sue Lyon |
| Thursday, September 16, 1971 |
Great Barrington, MA – Great Barrington Fair |
16 cars |
Crash |
Sprained wrist |
Shortens planned jump due to rainy conditions; Clears jump, falls on wet ramp |
| Friday, September 17, 1971 |
Great Barrington, MA – Great Barrington Fair |
CANCELLED (rain) |
N/A |
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| Saturday, September 18, 1971 |
Great Barrington, MA – Great Barrington Fair |
10 cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, September 25, 1971 |
Hutchinson, KS – Kansas State Fair |
10 Kenworth trucks |
Success |
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| Sunday, September 26, 1971 |
Hutchinson, KS – Kansas State Fair |
10 Kenworth trucks |
Success |
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| Friday, October 01, 1971 |
Wichita, KS |
|
Success |
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Mentioned in newspaper reports – moved from Hutchinson “to Wichita, where he once again performed flawlessly” |
| Saturday, October 23, 1971 |
Portland, OR – Portland Memorial Coliseum |
14 cars |
Success |
|
World indoor record |
| Sunday, January 23, 1972 |
Tucson, AZ – Tucson Dragway |
12 cars, 3 vans |
Success |
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| Friday, February 11, 1972 |
Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre |
|
Success |
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| Saturday, February 12, 1972 |
Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, February 13, 1972 |
Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre |
|
Success |
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(EK’s note: attempted 15 car jump, landed on #15) |
| Thursday, March 02, 1972 |
Daly City, CA – Cow Palace |
15 cars |
Success |
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| Friday, March 03, 1972 |
Daly City, CA – Cow Palace |
15 cars |
Crash |
Completes jump, but is thrown, breaks his back and sustains concussion |
| Friday, March 24, 1972 |
Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum |
13 cars |
Success |
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| Saturday, March 25, 1972 |
Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum |
13 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, March 26, 1972 |
Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum |
13 cars |
Crash |
Breaks collarbone |
Successful landing, but crashes into wall |
| Saturday, April 08, 1972 |
Plymouth, CA – Emerson Ranch |
100 rattlesnakes and 2 vans |
Success |
|
Two sources list this obstacle… |
| Sunday, April 09, 1972 |
Plymouth, CA – Emerson Ranch |
100 rattlesnakes and 2 vans |
Success |
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| Sunday, June 11, 1972 |
Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Speedway |
13 Cadillac cars |
Crash |
Compressed vertebrae |
Crashed during practice jump; cancelled main jump |
| Saturday, June 17, 1972 |
Oklahoma City, OK – Oklahoma State Fairgrounds |
3 cars |
Success |
|
Wearing back brace from previous crash |
| Sunday, June 18, 1972 |
Oklahoma City, OK – Oklahoma State Fairgrounds |
5 cars, 2 vans |
Success |
|
|
| Saturday, June 24, 1972 |
East St. Louis, IL – St. Louis International Raceway |
10 cars |
Success |
|
Still wearing back brace |
| Sunday, June 25, 1972 |
East St. Louis, IL – St. Louis International Raceway |
10 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, July 09, 1972 |
Evansville, IN – Tri-State Speedway |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, July 16, 1972 |
Coon Rapids, MI – Minnesota Dragways |
|
Success |
|
Lear Jet crashes into Evel’s trailer when landing at the dragstrip. |
| Sunday, July 30, 1972 |
Castle Rock, CO – Continental Divide Raceways |
7 trucks and 4 cars |
Success |
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| Friday, August 04, 1972 |
Salt Lake City, UT – Lagoon Amusement Park |
|
Success |
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| Saturday, August 05, 1972 |
Salt Lake City, UT – Lagoon Amusement Park |
|
Success |
|
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| Friday, September 01, 1972 |
Monroe, WA – Evergreen Speedway |
22 cars (cleared 21…) |
Success |
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| Saturday, September 02, 1972 |
Monroe, WA – Evergreen Speedway |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, October 01, 1972 |
|
|
|
|
IDEAL Toys debuts Evel Knievel action figure |
| Saturday, October 07, 1972 |
Wichita, KS – 81 Speedway |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, November 26, 1972 |
Tucson, AZ – Bee Line Dragway |
|
Success |
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| Friday, January 05, 1973 |
Las Vegas, NV – Convention Center |
13 vans |
Success |
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| Saturday, January 06, 1973 |
Las Vegas, NV – Convention Center |
13 vans |
Success |
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| Sunday, January 07, 1973 |
Las Vegas, NV – Convention Center |
13 vans |
Success |
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| Friday, January 19, 1973 |
Dallas, TX – Convention Center |
|
Success |
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| Saturday, January 20, 1973 |
Dallas, TX – Convention Center |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, January 21, 1973 |
Dallas, TX – Convention Center |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, February 18, 1973 |
Los Angeles, CA – Los Angeles Coliseum |
50 stacked cars; 18 rows, 2-3 high |
Success |
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Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports |
| Friday, February 23, 1973 |
Cleveland, OH – Convention Center |
|
Success |
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| Saturday, February 24, 1973 |
Cleveland, OH – Convention Center |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, February 25, 1973 |
Cleveland, OH – Convention Center |
|
Success |
|
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| Friday, March 02, 1973 |
Uniondale, NY – Nassau Coliseum |
|
Success |
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| Saturday, March 03, 1973 |
Uniondale, NY – Nassau Coliseum |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, March 04, 1973 |
Uniondale, NY – Nassau Coliseum |
|
Success |
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| Friday, March 16, 1973 |
Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Fairgrounds Exhibit Hall |
|
Success |
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| Saturday, March 17, 1973 |
Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Fairgrounds Exhibit Hall |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, March 18, 1973 |
Atlanta, GA – Lakewood Fairgrounds Exhibit Hall |
|
Success |
|
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| Friday, March 23, 1973 |
Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre |
|
Success |
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| Saturday, March 24, 1973 |
Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, March 25, 1973 |
Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre |
|
Success |
|
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| Friday, March 30, 1973 |
Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum |
13 cars |
Success |
|
Paper says 5 jumps over the course of the weekend |
| Saturday, March 31, 1973 |
Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum |
13 cars |
Success |
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| Sunday, April 01, 1973 |
Detroit, MI – State Fairgrounds Coliseum |
13 cars |
Success |
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| Friday, April 13, 1973 |
St. Paul, MN – St. Paul Civic Center |
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Success |
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| Saturday, April 14, 1973 |
St. Paul, MN – St. Paul Civic Center |
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Success |
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| Sunday, April 15, 1973 |
St. Paul, MN – St. Paul Civic Center |
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Success |
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| Friday, April 27, 1973 |
Cincinnati, OH – Cincinnati Gardens |
|
Success |
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| Saturday, April 28, 1973 |
Cincinnati, OH – Cincinnati Gardens |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, April 29, 1973 |
Cincinnati, OH – Cincinnati Gardens |
|
Success |
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| Friday, June 22, 1973 |
Union Grove, WI – Great Lakes Dragaway |
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Success |
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| Saturday, June 23, 1973 |
Union Grove, WI – Great Lakes Dragaway |
10 cars, 3 panel trucks |
Success |
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| Sunday, June 24, 1973 |
Union Grove, WI – Great Lakes Dragaway |
10 cars, 3 panel trucks |
Success |
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| Saturday, July 21, 1973 |
St. Louis International Raceway, Collinsville IN |
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Success |
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| Sunday, July 29, 1973 |
Providence, RI – Lincoln Downs Race Track |
|
Success |
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| Friday, September 28, 1973 |
Stafford Springs CT |
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| Monday, October 01, 1973 |
|
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|
IDEAL Toys debuts Evel Knievel stuntcycle |
| Saturday, October 06, 1973 |
Kaukauna, WI – Wisconsin International Raceway |
10 cars, 3 panel trucks |
Success |
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| Sunday, October 07, 1973 |
Kaukauna, WI – Wisconsin International Raceway |
10 cars, 3 panel trucks |
Success |
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| Saturday, October 20, 1973 |
Philadelphia, PA – JFK Stadium |
13 cars |
Success |
|
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| Sunday, February 17, 1974 |
North Richland Hills, TX – Green Valley Raceway |
11 Mack trucks |
Success |
|
Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports |
| Friday, March 29, 1974 |
Portland, OR – Oregon Memorial Coliseum |
Ford vans |
Success |
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| Saturday, April 13, 1974 |
Fremont, CA – Fremont Raceway |
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Success |
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| Saturday, April 20, 1974 |
Irvine, CA – Orange County International Raceway |
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Success |
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| Sunday, April 28, 1974 |
Kansas City, MO – Kansas City International Raceway |
|
Success |
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| Sunday, May 05, 1974 |
Tulsa, OK – Tulsa International Speedway |
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Success |
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| Saturday, May 25, 1974 |
West Salem, OH – Dragway 42 |
10 Mack trucks |
Success |
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| Sunday, May 26, 1974 |
West Salem, OH – Dragway 42 |
10 Mack trucks |
Success |
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| Monday, May 27, 1974 |
West Salem, OH – Dragway 42 |
10 Mack trucks |
Success |
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| Tuesday, August 20, 1974 |
Toronto, ON – Canadian National Exhibition Stadium |
13 Mack trucks |
Success |
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Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports – 1st appearance of Rob & Kelly doing wheelies |
| Sunday, September 08, 1974 |
Twin Falls, ID – Snake River Canyon |
Canyon |
Crash |
Premature parachute deployment |
Broadcast on closed circuit TV with Bob Arum |
| Monday, May 26, 1975 |
London, England – Wembley Stadium |
13 single-decker buses |
Crash |
Breaks pelvis and back |
Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports; helped to his feet, addresses crowd |
| Saturday, October 25, 1975 |
Mills, OH – Kings Island |
14 Greyhound buses |
Success |
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Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports, sets new distance record of 180 ft, broadcast achieves highest ratings in Wide World of Sports history |
| Monday, October 11, 1976 |
Worcester, MA – Fitton Field |
10 trucks |
Success |
|
Robbie jumped 4 trucks |
| Friday, October 29, 1976 |
Seattle, WA – Kingdome |
7 Greyhound buses |
Crash |
Dislocated left shoulder |
Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports |
| Saturday, October 30, 1976 |
Seattle, WA – Kingdome |
7 Greyhound buses |
Success |
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Broadcast on ABC’s Wide World of Sports |
| Monday, January 31, 1977 |
Chicago, IL – Chicago International Amphitheatre |
90 foot shark tank |
Crash |
Breaks both arms |
Loses control during rehearsal, runs into a cameraman |
| Wednesday, June 01, 1977 |
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Viva Knievel Motion Picture debuts, starring Evel Knievel, Gene Kelly and Lauren Hutton |
| Wednesday, February 21, 1979 |
Orange, NSW, Australia – Towac Park |
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| Friday, February 23, 1979 |
Wollongong, NSW, Australia – Australia Showgrounds |
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| Saturday, February 24, 1979 |
Sydney, NSW, Australia – RAS Showground |
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| Sunday, February 25, 1979 |
Wagga Wagga, NSW, Australia – Eric Weissel Oval |
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| Saturday, March 01, 1980 |
Puerto Rico Tour |
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| Saturday, October 04, 1980 |
Pontiac, MI – Silverdome |
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| Saturday, January 31, 1981 |
St. Petersburg, FL – Sunshine Speedway |
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| Friday, February 01, 1980 |
St. Petersburg, FL – Sunshine Speedway |
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| Saturday, March 01, 1980 |
Hollywood, FL – Miami-Hollywood Speedway |
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| Friday, November 19, 1999 |
Las Vegas, NV – Ceasers Palace |
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Marries Krystal Kennedy |
| Sunday, April 01, 2007 |
Crystal Cathedral |
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Born again/baptized by Dr. Robert S. Schuller on “The Hour of Power” |
| Friday, November 30, 2007 |
Clearwater, FL |
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Died of complications from Idiopathic Pulmonary Fibrosis |
| Monday, December 10, 2007 |
Butte Civic Center & Mountain View Cemetery |
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Funeral/Burial of Robert Craig Knievel |
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Iggy Popsicle: Were you wearing your .. gulp… wonderbra and ahem … suspender belt when you went skinny dipping.… ???
Super Moo: Huh huh huh huh huh huh!
Babe!!!: I had my suspender belt on but not my wonder bra!!
Iggy Popsicle: Mysterious!!!!!??? So, in between having a sly old snog with the vicar, you lost your wonder bra somewhere in the Karamea Triangle!
Babe!!!: Yes???
IQ 36DD: Aaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Iggy Popsicle: Hysterical women!!! Now what???
IQ 36DD: I forgot to put any money in my car park meter!!!
Iggy Popsicle: Hey look in this guy’s wallet! 500 sheikles and a Mossad ID card!
IQ 36DD: The meter only takes coins!!
Red Scarlett: What is all the commotion out here???
IQ 36DD: Look out the window! The Meter Major!!!!
Kaboom!!!
Iggy Popsicle: Rats!! Missed!!!
Babe!!!: Ai Caramba!@! You shot the sherriff!!!
Kaboom!!!! Kaboom!!!
Babe!!!: OMIGAWD! You shot the deputy!!! Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Red Scarlett: Red Alert!! Crisis meeting right now!!! Troops ‘shun!
YES Madame!!!
Iggy Pop: I see nuzzing, I know nuzzing!!!
Babe!!!: I plead the 53rd!!!
IQ 36DD: I need a valium!!!
Super Moo: Shize strasse!!!
Red Scarlett: Ok I need you all to stay cooool, calm and collectively alert! Now listen very very very carefully!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seventeen down …. A prehistoric flying carnivore friendly with the Immortal Bard??
Iggy Popsicle: Pteradactyllic hexameter!
Red Scarlett: Ok fifteen down….
Super Moo: Awarooooooooooo!
Red Scarlett: Indigestion! I’m not surprised!! Super Moo you genius!!!! Fifteen down … intestinal eruption…ten letter word starting with f!!!! Flatulence!!!
Super Moo: Arf arf!
Red Scarlett: Ok last one, then we’ll tidy up that remaining rabid left toenail!
Banana Moosecurry: Amazing Grace……..
Kaboom!!!
Red Scarlett: Chocolate muffin fit for a King Kong!!
Babe!!!: Boo hoo! I’m no good at cryptic crosswords!!
Red Scarlett: You silly trollop! I want a chocolate muffin for morning tea!!
Babe!!!: Two sugars????
Red Scarlett: Eureka!!! Twenty eight across! Number of snipers who shot JFK from the grassy troll!
Super Moo: Arf arf!
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