GR8 Poem by a Cranky Old Man

The Cranky Old Man

When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in an Australian country town, it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
 
Later, when the nurses were going through his meagre possessions, They found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital.
 
One nurse took her copy to Melbourne. The old man’s sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas editions of magazines around the country and appearing in mags for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
 
And this old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this ‘anonymous’ poem winging across the Internet.
 

Cranky Old Man

What do you see nurses? . . .. . .What do you see?
What are you thinking .. . when you’re looking at me?
A cranky old man, . . . . . .not very wise,
Uncertain of habit .. . . . . . . .. with faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food .. . … . . and makes no reply.
When you say in a loud voice . .’I do wish you’d try!’
Who seems not to notice . . .the things that you do.
And forever is losing . . . . . .. . . A sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or not . . . … lets you do as you will,
With bathing and feeding . . . .The long day to fill?
Is that what you’re thinking?. .Is that what you see?
Then open your eyes, nurse .you’re not looking at me.
I’ll tell you who I am . . . . .. As I sit here so still,
As I do at your bidding, .. . . . as I eat at your will.
I’m a small child of Ten . .with a father and mother,
Brothers and sisters .. . . .. . who love one another
A young boy of Sixteen . . . .. with wings on his feet
Dreaming that soon now . . .. . . a lover he’ll meet.
A groom soon at Twenty . . . ..my heart gives a leap.
Remembering, the vows .. .. .that I promised to keep.
At Twenty-Five, now . . . . .I have young of my own.
Who need me to guide . . . And a secure happy home.
A man of Thirty . .. . . . . My young now grown fast,
Bound to each other . . .. With ties that should last.
At Forty, my young sons .. .have grown and are gone,
But my woman is beside me . . to see I don’t mourn.
At Fifty, once more, .. …Babies play ’round my knee,
Again, we know children . . . . My loved one and me.
Dark days are upon me . . . . My wife is now dead.
I look at the future … . . . . I shudder with dread.
For my young are all rearing .. . . young of their own.
And I think of the years . . . And the love that I’ve known.
I’m now an old man . . . . . . .. and nature is cruel.
It’s jest to make old age . . . . . . . look like a fool.
The body, it crumbles .. .. . grace and vigour, depart.
There is now a stone . . . where I once had a heart.
But inside this old carcass . A young man still dwells,
And now and again . . . . . my battered heart swells
I remember the joys . . . . .. . I remember the pain.
And I’m loving and living . . . . . . . life over again.
I think of the years, all too few . . .. gone too fast.
And accept the stark fact . . . that nothing can last.
So open your eyes, people .. . . . .. . . open and see.
Not a cranky old man.
Look closer . . . . see .. .. . .. …. . ME!!

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A Letter to Hollywood from Mr Kim Dotcom

Kim.com

Dear Hollywood,

The internet frightens you. But history has taught us that the greatest innovations were built on rejections. The VCR frightened you, but it ended up making billions of dollars in video sales.

You get so comfortable with your ways of doing business that any change is perceived as a threat. The problem is, we as a society don’t have a choice: The law of human nature is to communicate more efficiently. And the economic benefits of high-speed Internet and unlimited cloud storage are so great that we need to plan for the day when the transfer of terabytes of data will be measured in seconds.

Businesses and individuals will keep looking for faster connectivity, more robust online storage and more privacy. Transferring large pieces of content over the Internet will become common – not because global citizens are evil but because economic forces leading to “speed of light” data transfer and storage are so beneficial to societal growth.

Come on, guys, I am a computer nerd. I love Hollywood and movies. My whole life is like a movie.

I wouldn’t be who I am if it wasn’t for the mind-altering glimpse at the future in Star Wars. I am at the forefront of creating the cool stuff that will allow creative works to thrive in an Internet age. I have the solutions to your problems. I am not your enemy.

Providing “freemium” cloud storage to society is not a crime. What will Hollywood do when smartphones and tablets can wirelessly transfer a movie file within milliseconds?

The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of changing their views to fit the facts, they try to change the facts to fit their views. The fact remains that the benefits of Megaupload to society outweigh the burdens. But instead of adapting, you imported one of your action-conspiracy movie scripts into the real world. In my view, MPAA CEO and former Senator Chris Dodd lobbied his friends in the White House to turn me into a villain who has to be destroyed. Due process? Rule of law? Eliminate me and my innovation and worry about the consequences later. Never mind that millions of Megaupload users lost access to cloud data like their wedding photos. Well done, Hollywood, everyone with similar innovations got the message. But wait … You did not read the end of the script.

The people of the internet will unite. They will help me. And they are stronger than you. We will prevail in the war for Internet freedom and innovation that you have launched. We have logic, human nature and the invisible hand on our side.

As you should have known, our Mega services operated within the boundaries of the law. We had users that spanned from the military to Hollywood to lawyers and doctors. If you are unhappy with that, it is up to you to convince Congress to amend legislation. You tried with SOPA and you failed. As an alternative, you chose to lobby the Justice Department to ignore the law and stage a global show of force and destruction. The only parties a New Zealand court has found to have violated the law in this case are the local police and the FBI.

Regardless of the issues you have with new technologies, you can’t just engage armed forces halfway around the world, rip a peaceful man from his family, throw him in jail, terminate his business without a trial, take everything he owns without a hearing, deprive him of a fair chance to defend himself and do all that while your propaganda machine is destroying him in the media. Is that who you want to be?

There can still be a happy ending. I am working on solutions. Just call me or my lawyers. You know where to find me. Unfortunately I can only do lunch in New Zealand.

This open letter is free of copyright. Use it freely.
 

Megaupload Judge Declares U.S. ‘Enemy’

By David Kravets
 
July 18, 2012 
 
 

The New Zealand judge overseeing the extradition proceedings of accused file-sharing kingpin and Megaupload founder Kim Dotcom is recusing himself from the case after making a public remark that the United States was “the enemy.”

Auckland District Judge David Harvey was commenting at a copyright conference earlier this month when he said, “We have met the enemy, and he is (the) U.S.”

The court’s chief judge, Jan-Marie Doogue, said Wednesday that Harvey recognizes his comments “could reflect on his impartiality and that the appropriate response is for him to step down from the case.”

The U.S. government wants New Zealand to extradite Dotcom and Megaupload associates Mathias Ortmann, Bran van der Kolk and Finn Batato.

Among other things, the government is demanding New Zealand authorities send the four, who remain free on bail following their January arrest, to the United States to face trial on racketeering, money laundering, copyright infringement and other charges.

The United States claims Megaupload facilitated copyright infringement of movies, music, television programs, electronic books, and business and entertainment software on “a massive scale.” The government said Megaupload’s “estimated harm” to copyright holders was “well in excess of $500 million.”

An extradition hearing in New Zealand is not expected until March.

Here in the United States, Dotcom is is attempting to vacate orders that led to the seizure of Megaupload’s domain names, U.S.-based severs and $50 million in assets.

According to Dotcom, the only parties having been found so far to have violated the law in this case are New Zealand police, who a court found raided his house with an invalid order, and the FBI, which secretly made copies of Kim Dotcom’s computers and shipped them out of the country — contrary to court order.

Dotcom and Megaupload associates are seeking to break the legal impasse by offering last week to fly to the United States without an extradition hearing.

In return, Dotcom demands a fair trial guarantee and return of money to support their families and to pay legal fees, which are thought to be in the millions of dollars after several months of court battles.

Music Video Link: Kim Dotcom – Mr President

What was Megaupload?

  • Megaupload is a provider of cloud storage services. The company’s primary website, Megaupload.com, offered a popular Internet-based storage platform for customers, who ranged from large businesses to individuals. This storage platform allowed its users to store files in the Internet “cloud” and to use, if needed, online storage space and bandwidth.

    Through Megaupload, users were able to upload and store data securely, and to access data from any location via the Internet. Megaupload and cloud services of this kind have important and substantial non-infringing uses.

    For example, an individual user may use cloud storage for personal data storage and backup. Through a cloud storage service, the user’s files—whether pictures, documents, music, or video—are available for his use from any location.

    The user can send files to friends, business associates, and family via a unique link that are too large to transmit via email and has access to his files at any time. Businesses benefit from cloud storage by offloading data storage responsibility to a cloud service provider, allowing the organization to collaborate over the Internet.

    Megaupload databases revealed that nearly every large corporation, organization and government used Megaupload – from the US Congress to folks in Hollywood. Of course, millions of individual users used Megaupload as well.

  • Megaupload, similar to other large cloud storage providers that rely on efficient data storage like Dropbox, was designed to store a single useable copy of each unique file uploaded to its servers. If multiple users uploaded identical files, Megaupload would retain one instance of the file, and generate a unique link for each individual user, called a Uniform Resource Locator (“URL”). One user might choose to keep his unique link private; another user might wish to share his link with others via email or by embedding it in a webpage such as a blog post.

  • The Government’s case against Megaupload Limited (“Megaupload”) rests on a host of novel theories of criminal liability for copyright infringement.

    These theories extend U.S. copyright laws well beyond their intended reach, their territorial scope and the limits of the Constitution.

    The Government, at its core, wants to hold Megaupload criminally responsible for the acts of third party cloud storage users and such mass secondary copyright infringement cannot be found in any federal criminal statute.

    In essence the Government is attempting to use “civil law” claims in a criminal prosecution context which is not permitted.

    The Government turns a blind eye to the laws which provide immunity for dual use technologies that are capable of substantial non infringing uses (Sony doctrine) as well as safe harbors for such things as “caching” and efforts to remove infringing material in response to take down notices.

    In instructing the Government to provide discovery supporting its charges, the New Zealand court handling Kim Dotcom’s extradition proceedings in that country elucidated the flaw at the center of the Government’s case: “[T]he United States is attempting to utilize concepts from the civil copyright context as a basis for the application of criminal copyright liability which necessitates a consideration of principles such as dual use of technology or . . . significant non-infringing uses.”  See Decision of His Honor Judge David J. Harvey on Application for Disclosure, 244 (May 29, 2012) (“[T]he United States is attempting to utilise concepts from the civil copyright context as a basis for the application of criminal copyright liability . . .”)

  • The alleged money laundering charge and the rest of the criminal claims are devoid of merit because Megaupload’s and the rest of the defendants’ earnings were from businesses providing lawful cloud storage services and not from criminal copyright infringement.

    These claims appear to be concocted as flimsy support to freeze defendants’ assets, to try to support DOJ public relations in taking down the entire Megaupload site (which resulted in unprecedented harm to consumers), and to improperly pile on additional arguments for extradition.

  • The Megaupload site was taken down and Defendants’ assets have been frozen pursuant to these suspect charges, leaving no funds to defend a hugely complex case involving petabytes of potential evidence, an untold number of witnesses and a business that spanned the globe.

    The Government’s extreme tactics have wiped out Megaupload without the benefit of even the most basic guarantees of due process such as service of a summons.

    Innocent consumers lost access to their cloud files from wedding photos to spreadsheet files. Consumer data access issues are currently being heard by the US Court.

    Notwithstanding the basic civil rights axiom that one is innocent until proven guilty, the Government has impaired Megaupload’s and Defendants’ defense by freezing all of its worldwide assets, then refusing to agree to unfreeze one penny to fund defense efforts – not even funds to preserve or analyze the digital evidence. The Government, in short, has destroyed Megaupload without bothering even to serve the company and is now bent on preserving its advantage by disabling efforts to challenge the lawfulness of its actions.

  • Megaupload processed takedown notices swiftly and efficiently. Megaupload went beyond the ordinary and used technology to speed up the take down process. For example trusted parties including major Hollywood entities received access to an innovative real-time direct takedown web tool.

    Megaupload negotiated with major copyright holders or their agents—including the Recording Industry Association of America, Disney, Warner Brothers, NBC, and Microsoft—to allow them access to take down directly, in an automated manner, an active link to material they believed infringed their copyrights. Megaupload was commended by Hollywood organizations for its take down processes.

  • While Megaupload made efforts to curb abuse of its service, it recognized a competing obligation to its users who legitimately use[d] the service to store their own copies of copyrighted material. For example, a music file that was purchased or covered by fair use and uploaded by a user for the purpose of “space shifting” (where media files stored on one device are accessed by the owner from another device) would look the same to Megaupload’s automated processes as a music file to which the user had no legal right.

    This obligation to its users who had a legal right to the files they stored presented an ongoing problem because the company was committed to ensuring that there was a proper and legitimate basis to require a data file to be removed. As a result, where a user was subject to a proper and specific take down notice for their unique link or URL, that user’s link to the file in question was taken down or broken.

    The DMCA recognizes such complexities when it declares that Service providers (such as Megaupload) are not required to “monitor its service or affirmatively seek out facts indicating infringing activity,” 17 U.S.C. § 512(m)(1).

  • Whether a specific instance of a file is infringing or not depends on the context such as license status, fair use, and what local laws apply. For example, a news organization may be permitted to use a photo in an article under the fair use doctrine while a commercial entity may not. Copyright owners are in the best position to allege who and what is authorized and who and what isn’t.

    Taking down all links pointing to the same file is neither pragmatic nor required by the law, nor would it be justified – another exampleone person’s licensed music mp3 file is potentially another person’s infringing file.

    Megaupload had a copyright agnostic user rewards program limited to, amongst other things, small files under 100 MB – to help introduce users to the cloud storage service.

    The rewards program did not promote copyright infringement and the small file size limit was a strong deterrent against program misuse. The amounts paid out were small and when the program was discontinued many months before the US action, it had no material effect on site traffic or revenue.

  • Megaupload used a freemium model which made it affordable for individuals and small businesses to use and “try out” the nternet cloud technology and only pay if they desired faster bandwidth and more robust storage.

    Megaupload’s free cloud storage services were innovative, robust, and generous.

    Allegations made by the US that Megaupload did not have significant capabilities to store private content long term are false.

    Allegations made by the US that free user files were deleted if not downloaded within 21 days (or 90 days for those who were registered) are false. At the time of the shutdown, free user files had not been purged for multiple years.

    The US apparently wants to delete Megaupload server data evidence that will demonstrate the falsity of the Government allegations above.

  • The New Zealand court found that the New Zealand police used an illegal search warrant to confiscate hard drives and other materials from Kim Dotcom and further found that the FBI violated the law when they took hard drive data outside of New Zealand without authorization.

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ArtofNature: Exhibition of One Photograph

By Photographer Paul Murray & Belgian Graphic Artist Arnaud “PsoMan” Vanderkerkin

The Original: Taken on the Heaphy Track in the Kahurangi National Park at the Top of the South Island of New Zealand

I walked the Heaphy Track in 2004 to collect information and take photographs for the http://www.heaphytrack.com Web site. Along the way, I happened across an interesting rock and took its image home with me.

In my abstract nature photos, I try and incorporate a metaphor to increase the artistic merit of the shot.

To me, the image represents the passage of life. The staircase through the photograph indicates the challenges and seemingly insurmountable barriers that we all face as we travel through time. Easy times when life is good are represented by the horizontal lines, the difficulties by the vertical…with the net result being an exponential increase that represents the gaining of wisdom, knowledge, experience, comprehension, and proficiency and the steps get smaller as life progresses toward the end…the challenges of life easier to negotiate.

Looking at the photograph from different angles and rotations, it occurred to me that the image was interesting whichever way it was viewed and also that it could be joined to make patterns and flows that could be used to highlight the different perspectives and imagery in the picture.

Belgian artist Arnaud “PsoMan” Vanderkerkin assisted with the project to blend the images together into a whole series of montage photographs that utilize the original shot to make beautiful patterns, new stories, and art forms. The image was not altered in any way other than rotated, matched together and joined.

Then Arnaud took over the process and used his imaginative bent and superior photoshop skills to realise my artistic aspirations…thanks Arnaud!

 

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Flood Destroys Lewis River Bridge on Heaphy Track

Media release

17 July 2012

Heavy rain over the weekend has taken its toll on the Heaphy Track. The swing bridge across the Lewis River was destroyed during serious flooding that occurred in the region. “We believe that the unusually high floodwaters eroded the true right river bank, undermining the tower and anchor block and causing the bridge to collapse,” said Department of Conservation Programme Manager for Visitor Assets, Jonathan Thomas.

The bridge has been examined, however, it was determined that the extent of the damage will prevent even a temporary structure being built until the bridge can be repaired

The Remains of the Swing Bridge over Lewis River (July 17, 2012)

The Heaphy River is able to be forded immediately south of the Lewis Hut during normal river levels and DOC staff have erected signs and markers indicating the safe crossing.

Hut Warden Lizzie Coates, who is based on the track over the winter season, discovered the destruction, but was able to safely cross the river by midday on Monday.

As a result the Department will not be closing the track, however, trampers and mountain bikers who are planning to use the Heaphy Track are advised to check the weather forecast carefully and to be aware that travel times may be longer than indicated.

The two bridges that span the rivers at the Lewis – Heaphy confluence were due to be replaced later this year by a single 100-metre span suspension bridge.  The Department of Conservation will now look at bringing this work forward.

Floodwaters have also caused moderate damage to some other sections of the track along the river banks, as well as causing some erosion along the coastal sections of the track. Department of Conservation staff are working this week to begin rerouting the track around problem areas and repairing track damage.

Users are asked to bear with us while this is happens, and to be aware that it may take six months for the bridge to be replaced.

 

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LivinginPeace Project Permaculture Design Course

LivingInPeace Logo
Permaculture Design Course in Karamea
(September 30 to October 14, 2012)

The course will cover theory and practice in Permaculture and will be held on a developing permaculture farm in sunny Karamea at the top of the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand.

Course Outline:

The PDC held at The Living Peace Project/Rongo Backpackers & Gallery from September 30 to October 14, 2012 will be slightly different to most other PDC’s. The full theoretical curriculum will be presented, but we will also be expanding the classroom out into the surrounding environment and conducting practical workshops so that students will go home with all the theoretical information, but also with confidence, ability and skills to put their course material into practice.

Practical aspects of the course will include:

  • Two 18-day compost piles will be built one of which will be complete by the end of the PDC.
  • Students will partake in building a rocket stove as a practical demonstration of efficient combustion.
  • Demonstration of the action of nitrifying bacteria and their essential role in soil biology, grey-water systems and aquaculture/aquaponics.
  • Examining the process of extracting essential oils.
  • Establish gardens and plant trees as well as examining the decomposing process in a natural forest system.
  • Vist permaculture farms in the Karamea region.
  • Vist old-growth forest systems in the Karamea region.
  • Completing a permaculture design for local client as practice for consultancy.

The students will also receive the diversity of 3 teachers all of whom are very experienced and knowledgeable in specific areas. Specialty subject teachers ensure the students receive the most critical information throughout the 72-hour programme.

On completion of the PDC, students may choose to stay on to experience life on a working permaculture farm: (Accommodation at the discounted rates as listed below)

Teachers’ Profiles

Tim Barker

Tim Barker’s Biography:

Aussie born, trained as a diesel fitter, began my Permaculture journey after reading Permaculture One by David Holmgren and Bill Mollison in 1981, still reading and learning. Ran an adventure tourism business in far North Queensland for 8 years, also contracted to the EPA as a guide for environmental impact studies on the cape York Peninsular, and in conjunction with Tourism Queensland and Aboriginal communities set up and ran turtle conservation camps as a test case for indigenous eco-tourism based business. Former treasurer of the Albatross bay catchment management group and served as environmental contracts administrator for a large contractor based in Far North Queensland. Received my PDC through Permaculture visions, and completed an internship at The Permaculture Research Institute under Geoff Lawton. Was invited back to the PRI as a MR Fix It and teacher. Favourite pastime; thinking, appropriate low tech and aquaponics. Age: 48

Dave Tailby

Dave Tailby’s Biography:
LivinginPeace Project Farm Manager, Dave was formerly a qualified builder and did his PDC with Geoff Lawton at the Permaculture Research Institute of Australia Zaytuna Farm in 2010 and joined the LivinginPeace Project as the Farm Manager in March 2012. He has taken charge of the farm development and is creating a permaculture exhibition farm to help others learn about the principles of permaculture. Dave is a great people-person and loves to share his knowledge of permaculture and building.
Age: 49

Paul Murray

Paul Murray’s Biography:
Paul is the founder of the LivinginPeace Project.
He did his PDC with Bill Mollison and Geoff Lawton at Melbourne University in 2009.
Grew up on a grazing property on Kangaroo Island in South Australia.
Degree in Agricultural Science (horticulture) from University of South Australia (Rosweworthy).
Grad Dip Arts (Journalism) University of Southern Queenland (Toowoomba).
Age: 46

Course fee structure:

Course Fee: NZ$1,350 per person

Meals: $20 per person per day
(Breakfast/Lunch/Dinner) (Morning and Afternoon Tea supplied)

Transport: Transport supplied by Karamea Connections (KarameaConnections.co.nz)

Accommodation Options:

Rongo Backpackers & Gallery
www.rongobackpackers.com
Camping/Van/Tent $15 p.p. per day
Dormitory $20 p.p. per day
Twin Room $30 p.p. per day
Private Room $50 p.p. per day
Karamea Farm Baches
www.karameamotels.com
Self-contained unit
(single occupancy)
$60 per day
Self-contained unit
(two people)
$75 per day

*** 25% deposit required on booking the course.
Full payment to be made by commencement of the PDC.

*** Please e-mail Paul Murray: rongo@actrix.co.nz for Bank Account Details or
send a cheque made out to Iltamara Ltd to:

Rongo Backpackers & Gallery
130 Waverley Street
P.O. Box 54
Karamea 7864
NEW ZEALAND

Cancellation Policy:

Up until September 30, 2012: Full refund of deposit and course fee
Between September 30 and October 7: 50% refund of deposit and course fee
After October 7: No refund of deposit of course fee

The LivinginPeace Permaculture Design Course is sponsored by:
Karamea Farm Baches LogoKaramea Farm Baches
http://www.KarameaMotels.com
Rongo Backpackers LogoRongo Backpackers & Gallery
http://www.RongoBackpackers.com
Karamea Connections LogoMovement of the People
KarameaConnections.co.nz
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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape #13

Karamea Ministry of Red Tape

A New Zealand Government Department Authorised by a Deliberately Ambiguous and Subtly Rhetorical Act of Parliament and Compounded by a Tacitly Implied Royal Approval to Receive Official Complaints.
 

Office Manager:    Red Scarlett

Office Manager: Red Scarlett

Senorita Complaints Officer:    Mater Harriet Yablonski

Senorita Complaints Officer: Mater Harriet Yablonski

Office Receptionist:    Honey Child Bizzarrre

Office Receptionist: Honey Child Bizzarrre

Tea Imperator:   Chai Yu

Office Tperadactyladilloasaurusoceros:    Rajah

Office Tperadactyladilloasaurusoceros: Rajah

Karamea Ministry of Red Tape:  Market Cross 9.15 am

Dalek Venutian:   “Exterminate, exterminate, exterminate!!!”

Dalek Venutian (right)

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    Ooh wow! Have you got a big horn in the middle of your forehead or are you just pleased to see me?”

Dalek Venutian:    “Take me to your leader!!!!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Ooh you are so cute! Why don’t you come up and see me some time?”

Dalek Venutian:   “That does not compute! I can see you now! Exterminate!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Wow, you are so sexy!! Why don’t we do lunch?”

Dalek Venutian:    “Earthling cretin, show me your mammary glands! You will obey!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    How naughty!!!  I don’t….. oh..alright!”

Dalek Venutian:    Exterminate!!!…Ex…..sproing…..sprark….kapowski!!!……”

Doctor Say When:    Congratulations! You have just destroyed an extremely dangerous Varazian Dalek Ninja!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    Why thank you Mister….???”

Doctor Say When:  They call me The Doctor! I am a Centaurian Time Lord from a time dimension in the seventh cosmosphere!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “A doctor! Great! I’ve had a slight tickle in the chest this week! Could you please have a look at it?”

 

Doctor Say When:    “Cough cough… Well, actually I’m a doctor of…..mmmm….aaaghhh….yes I can see the problem! ( Yowser!)

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “How many aspirins should I take?”

Doctor Say When:   “I’m prescribing an immediate diaphragmatic massage and the application of a homeopathic application of whipped cream and strawberry jam!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Ooh Doctor! Can you also please have a look at this to the left of my sternum! Is it a melanoma?”

Doctor Say When:   “Mmmm! Looks more like an enlarged supernova!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Ooh! I’m having a dizzy Doris episode! I need to sit down!”

Doctor Say When:    “Right, you had better sit on my knee while I take your temperature!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Ouch!!!”

Doctor Say When:    “Pardon me!”

Chai Yu:    “Would you like a cup of chai tea Doctor?”

Doctor Say When:    “Indeed! Two lumps of sugar and some hot crumpet would be nice!”

Chai Yu:   “Voila!”

Doctor Say When:    “Ow! That is rather hot!”

Mater Harriet Yablobnski:   “Would you like to make a complaint?”

Doctor Say When:    “Well….yes!”

Mater Harriet Yablonski:    “An official complaint?”

Doctor Say When:    “Indeed!  Justass must prevail!”

Red Scarlett:    “How do you do Doctor….??????”

Doctor Say When:    “Say When!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “When!”

Red Scarlett:    “I am Red Scarlett the Karamea Ministry of Red Tape Office Manager and I will personally manage your complaint!”

Doctor Say When:    “Excellent! First of all I must complete a thorough physical examination of Mistress Bizarrrre! Now stand up and bend over!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Should I drop my panties, doctor?”

 

Doctor say When:    “Cough… cough…Ahem !  Now open wide and say aaaaaagghhhh!!”

Honey Child Bizzarrr:    “But I am a virgin!”

Doctor Say When:    Open your mouth and say aaaghhhh!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “R!”

Doctor Say When:    “Mmmm! When did you last dye your hair??”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “About fifteen minutes ago!”

Doctor say When:   “What is your original hair colour Honey Child???”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Why blonde of course!”

Doctor Say When:    “Mmmm! Rather serious! Tetrachlorohydroxyfluoromaxicapillarosis poisoning! Immediate mouth to mouth resuscitation is required followed by a jolly good spanking!”

 

Red Scarlett:    “Eureka! Karamea Ministry of Red Tape Official Complaint 48 DD. To whit…Lecherous Doctor from seventh cosmosphere…blah…blah…blah…burns his fingers…no I mean his mouth on sizzling hot crumpet…blah…blah…blah….extravagant cleavage….blah…blah…blah…official complaint… blah…blah…blah…That will be 20 sqazillion Ranganewthadons plus Imperial War Tax!”

Doctor Say When:    “Absolutely bloody outrageous! The cost of a new Tardis and a longer zargiffilo scarf! I would rather shoot myself than bow to extortion!!!”

Red Scarlett:   “I can save you the trouble!”

KABOOM!

Mater Harriet Yablonski:    “Yo! Bullseye!”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “Boo Hoo.”

Red Scarlett:    “Whatever is the matter?”

Honey Child Bizzarrre:    “I don’t think the Doctor took my temperature for long enough!”

Red Scarlett:    “I think two minutes is plenty!”

Rajah:    “ Arf arf!”

 

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Savaged: Oliver Stone Sells Out…AGAIN!

Off the Top of my Head

 
By Paul Murray
 

Oliver Stone’s counterculture credibility was seriously knocked with the 2008 release of his George Bushathon “W,” which clearly revealed his political leaning and showed that the Republicans have a friend in Hollywood.

“Savages” is yet another sellout to the authoritarian rule of the U.S. Government and seems to be an attempt to sway public perception of marijuana into line with U.S. Federal Law, which currently prohibits the use of the drug, despite State laws to the contrary.

Marijuana is portrayed in the movie as a Class “A” drug in the same league as cocaine or heroin. Grass smoking is shown to be stupefying, addictive, leading to morally reprehensible behaviour (licentiousness), is associated with violent criminal behaviour, is culturally threatening etc, etc…but hang on a minute…marijuana smugglers don’t go about beheading people with chainsaws…that wouldn’t be groovy man!

Marijuana is persistently portrayed in a negative light in this movie.

As an example, lovely stoner Blake Lively, is in love with both male leads and they are totally comfortable with each other having an open sexual relationship with Lively, whose character is “O.”

All three are in the dope business and enthusiastic champions of their product. Their bedroom antics clearly resultant from the licentiousness and promiscuous sexual experimentation encouraged by the use of marijuana…as the story goes.

Lovely Lively “O” is kidnapped and is held held as leverage by the Baja Cartlel to gain control of the U.S. production and distribution chain currently run by “O” beaus Taylor Kitsch and Aaron Taylor-Johnson. She is incarcerated and at the mercy of henchman Benicio del Toro, fed a poor diet, chained and menaced and is quite terrified at her loss of Californian freedom.

Finally, after much persistent demanding, receives and audience with the head of the cartel Salma Hayek. Instead of pleading for her release, what does she request?…Marijuana, as she is apparently having some difficulty concentrating without the calming focus provided her by the drug, which she has been habitually smoking (and is addicted to) since she was a teenager. Ummm…this is not only unlikely, but ludicrous…another example of how marijuana is falsely portrayed in this film.

In this film, marijuana is a metaphor for cocaine OK…someone, perhaps the financiers, the government lawmakers, the CIA…whoever…want Joe Public to believe that marijuana is a threat to the fabric of society, but the question is, why do they want us to think that way? Perhaps the upcoming U.S. Presidential election has something to do with it? Is Mitt Romney considering making marijuana an election issue? Further leveraging the “War on Drugs” for political advantage? Or are federal lawmakers looking for help in bending the wave of public support for decriminalising the drug?

Salma Hayek and Blake Lively the Beast and the Beauty

“Savages” may be a Republican hedge against a potential Obama play to make the legalization of marijuana in the United States an election issue…If Obama runs on a pledge to make Federal Law amendments in line with the will of the people––as evidenced by the many states that have moved to legalise or decriminalize weed––the Republicans will likely provide copies of the Oliver Stone film to their members and arrange for screenings at local community halls across the nation to foster paranoia and garner votes.

Republicans politicians need to demonise  grass in the minds of their voters to make sure they can convince enough people support their ongoing “War on Drugs” to keep God-fearing U.S. citizens safe from the ravages marijuana will rain upon them and the pestilence and disease it will undoubtedly bring to civilised society.

The real motivation is of course to keep people believing that the government is doing everything possible to protect us from the narcotic scourge, when in reality, the government is controlling the entire drug trade. Given the border protection, customs checks and other security measures in the United States, how else are drugs brought into the country?

Tell an AmeriCAN they CAN’T and they’ll splash out their $pondoolie to show they can have whatever they want and they’re happy to pay…(provided they get a discount card with their first purchase that can be used for loyalty discounts to reward regular custom).

The United States has the toughest drug laws of Western industrialised, “first world” nations, but the country’s populace is the largest user of illicit drugs by a spectacular margin. The more illegal the drug, the more popular…it’s Economics 101…supply will rise to meet demand…and it’s a perfect business, low production cost, addictive product, loyal consumers, repeat customers assured, very high profit margin.

There is the  minor issue of the product being illegal, but this is both the problem and the solution for the government…as they control both sides of the equation…and in the United States, the more illegal it is, the more popular and, by association, the higher the profits.

USA, USA!

Stone makes the above points very well and in an engaging fashion and the movie is compelling viewing…it is also laden with propaganda, factual inaccuracies and misleading depiction.

The one concession I would make to Stone is the revelation that U.S. Federal Agents (John Travolta) are complicit in drug trafficking operations in the United States. The movie showed how it could happen, how the agents profit individually and how the agency, in this case the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Drug Enforcement Administration, are used to cover crimes of avarice perpetrated by senior agents.

More praise for the cast…a brilliant line up from the Californian cute and sassiness of Blake Lively, the sultry Salma Hayek as the ruthless Mexican matriarch of the Baja drug cartel…her henchman Benicio del Toro…a sinister, evil, merciless and deviant killer… Taylor Kitsch the brawn and Aaron Taylor-Johnson as the brains behind the Californian weed operation and the line-up is rounded off with a convincing performance from corrupt DEA agent John Travolta.

The movie is entertaining, but the content is factually incorrect and seriously misleading. Watching an Oliver Stone movie these days is much like reading a newspaper. You really need to interpolate…OK, this is what “they” want me to think…now, why do they want me to think this way? What’s the agenda? For a director responsible for such great movies as Salvador, JFK, Nixon, Wall Street and Platoon…Savages is a serious blight on his reputation…could Mr Stone be feathering his nest for retirement?

Salma Hayek as “Elena Sánchez” head of the Baja Cartel

Benicio del Toro as Baja Cartel head henchman “Lado.”

John Travolta as dirty DEA agent “Dennis”

No stranger to Class “A” pharmaceuticals, Stone said recently in the LA Times, that he hopes people will watch “Savages” and think about the war on drugs and the violence it has sparked, especially in Mexico. Decriminalizing marijuana, he said, is a good first step.

“Prohibition never works — if it’s sex or drugs or alcohol,” Stone said. “So let’s get it under some sort of medical control, rather than criminal control.”

Sage words from Mr Stoner, but his movie serves to send a message in support of continued crack-down on the drug trade…it belies his comments.

Who is paying you Stone? You’re worse than a reformed cigarette smoker…your pious reverence and Machiavellian fact-bending is not lost on the thinking public…to hell with you, your movie and your second-hand smoke and mirrors!

I have no proof of any of my above postulations, I have done little research into the subjects I broach, but to me, the only way any of this makes any sense at all is that what I have written is right…However, as you well know Uncle Sam, it matters not what is right, what matters is what people think is right…Right Rupert?
 
 

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Wednesday, 11 July 2012 09:35

Oliver Stone Gets it Wrong on Mexico Drug War

Written by  Patrick Corcoran

On the publicity circuit to promote his new movie, director Oliver Stone has made a series of assertions about Mexico and the war on drugs that are not only false, but promote a dangerously misleading view of the country’s criminal groups.

In a recent interview on “Piers Morgan Tonight,” Stone used a series of unfounded statistical assertions to justify his opposition to the war on drugs, theme of his movie “Savages” which opened in the US earlier this month. Among his comments, as compiled by the Los Angeles Times:

The Mexican economy would die without [drugs] because they need the money. It goes into their legitimate economy. It’s bigger than tourism. It’s bigger than oil. It’s bigger than remissions from their Mexican emigrants back to their country … Fifty percent of our prison system is victimless crimes. People who’ve never hurt anybody, they’re in for marijuana and it has nothing to do with punishment. It’s a medical issue, and I think we have to move to decriminalization and legalization.

Stone is right to point out that the mass incarceration of drug offenders is demonstrably inefficient and in many senses immoral, but his facts are incorrect. Drug offenders do not constitute 50 percent of the US prison system’s inmates, but just over 20 percent. There are certainly more effective and humane ways to deal with the issue than tossing these people behind bars, but the opponents of the largely mindless approach to drug policy that has dominated in the last 40 years only hurt their case by casually tossing out falsehoods.

The problem continues with Stone’s statement that flows of drug money in Mexico are larger than those from tourism, oil, or remittances. Estimates for the value of the Mexican drug trade are all over the map, but themost rigorous analyses have concluded that export revenue from the drug trade is far lower than Stone suggests. Alejandro Hope, for instance, places the figure somewhere between $4.7 to $8.1 billion, while theRAND Corporation estimates that Mexican traffickers earn roughly $6.6 billion per year from sending drugs to the US.

In contrast, remittances sent by Mexicans living abroad in 2011 amounted to $22.7 billion. Mexico’s tourist trade, notwithstanding the nation’s unfortunate image in the international press, still managed to generate $11.9 billion in 2010. Stone’s claim is even further from the mark with regard to oil: the revenues for Pemex, the national oil company, amounted to $125 billion in 2011.

Consequently, Stone’s statement that the Mexican economy “would die” without drug money drifts into the terrain of the indefensible. Unfortunately, Stone is not alone in this exaggerated view of drug money’s role in the Mexican economy. One story, put forward by authors like Richard Grant and Charles Bowden, holds that a 2001 study by CISEN, Mexico’s intelligence agency, found that an end to the drug trade would result in a 63 percent contraction of the Mexican economy.

The study is not public — citing a story from El Diario de Juarez, Bowden wrote that it was leaked to the media in 2001, though InSight Crime’s online search for the original study turned up nothing. It is difficult to know, therefore, if its authors were perhaps making a more nuanced point that was lost in subsequent references to it. However, the scenario posited by Grant and Bowden, and the implicit idea that the Mexican economy would “die” without drug money, is simply absurd.

The most obvious flaw is the very idea that drug trafficking could disappear entirely. Though the size and composition of proceeds from the illicit trade may vary, longstanding industries, especially those that feed upon deep-seated human desires, don’t simply disappear from one year to the next.

Moreover, as demonstrated above, the total revenue generated by the drug trade is relatively small. Even using a methodologically suspect high-end estimate, such as the $39 billion cited by the US National Drug Intelligence Center for revenues of all Colombian and Mexican organizations, and for the sake of argument attributing all of the profits to the Mexican gangs, the figure still amounts to less than 4 percent of total Mexican output. Using the more rigorous calculations of the industry’s size, drug trafficking probably accounts for roughly 0.5 percent of the nation’s economy. Eliminating the proceeds of drug smuggling would certainly have a significant impact on the GDP, but such an event, aside from being virtually impossible, would be nothing like the economic apocalypse posited by Stone.

Beyond simply being incorrect, Stone’s comments fuel a dystopian narrative of Mexico that has done the nation a great disservice over the past few years. They also help feed a belief that Mexico’s criminals are invincible supermen, against whom capitulation is the only solution. This is wrong, just like Stone’s facts.

‘Savages’ boss Oliver Stone knows good weed

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By DAVID GERMAIN, Associated Press

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Oliver Stone has smoked great marijuana all over the world, from Vietnam and Thailand to Jamaica and South Sudan. But the filmmaker says the best weed is made in the USA and that pot could be a huge growth industry for taxpayers if it were legalized.

Stone, whose drug-war thriller “Savages” opens Friday, has been a regular toker since his days as an infantryman in Vietnam in the late 1960s and knows a good herb when he inhales one. He insisted in a recent interview that no one is producing better stuff now than U.S. growers.

“There’s good weed everywhere in the world, but my God, these Americans are brilliant,” said Stone, 65, who sees only benefits from legalizing marijuana. “It can be done. It can be done legally, safely, healthy, and it can be taxed and the government can pay for education and stuff like that. Also, you can save a fortune by not putting kids in jail.”

Stone is known for mixing polemics and drama in films such as “JFK,” ”Born on the Fourth of July,” ”Wall Street” and “Nixon,” his saga of the president who declared the war on drugs 40 years ago. Yet “Savages” may be closer to a pure thrill ride than anything he’s done, the action coming without much in the way of preaching for legalization.

Still, the film offers a fictional portrait of violence among a Mexican drug cartel and California pot growers that makes legalizing marijuana seem like a sane option.

“That would be my personal solution, but as a politician, I would fight for decriminalization first, because that is the immediate by-product of this mess that we got ourselves into. It’s very hard to pull out of a $40 billion-a-year industry, which is the prison industry. It’s probably more than $40 billion. But they will fight you tooth and nail to keep these prisons as big as they are,” Stone said.

“It’s worse than slavery, per capita. In the black community, it is a form of slavery, this drug war, because it imprisons a huge portion of people, destroys their lives, coarsens our culture. And why? Marijuana is much less harmful than tobacco and prescription drugs in many cases and certainly alcohol. This puritanical strain got started with Nixon. It was a political issue for him, and it’s gotten worse. It’s like the Pentagon. You can’t stop it.”

“Savages” co-star Salma Hayek had some worries that the film could have become a sermon in favor of drug legalization. She was glad the film wound up sticking to a good story and generally keeping politics out of it, even though she agrees that legalization makes sense for marijuana, at least.

“Yeah, marijuana, if it’s legalized and controlled,” Hayek said. “Some of the other drugs that are on the market are really, really dangerous. The legal drugs. That your doctor can prescribe. And they can kill you with it slowly.”

Hayek plays the merciless boss of a Mexican cartel aiming to seize control of a California pot operation whose leaders (Aaron Johnson and Taylor Kitsch) grow the best marijuana on the planet. The film co-stars Benicio Del Toro as Hayek’s brutal lieutenant, John Travolta as a corrupt Drug Enforcement Agency cop and Blake Lively as Johnson and Kitsch’s shared lover, whose kidnapping puts the two sides at war.

Stone, who has two Academy Awards as best director for 1989’s “Born on the Fourth of July” and 1986’s “Platoon” (the latter also won best picture), has had a fitful career since the mid-1990s, with critical bombs such as “Alexander” and modest box-office results for “W.”, “World Trade Center” and “Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.”

With gorgeous Southern California scenery, wicked humor and relentless action, “Savages” may have more commercial appeal than anything Stone has done in decades. While the film itself doesn’t preach, it has given Stone a soapbox to play devil’s advocate, even landing him on the cover of the marijuana magazine High Times, smoking a joint.

“He’s Oliver Stone for a reason. There’s no filter, and he is who he is, and I admire that,” said “Savages” star Kitsch. “At the end of the day, who you’re going to be facing is yourself. If you can stay true to that — and I tell you, this business tests every minute of it — I love that. I love to see someone that is like, ‘Look, this (expletive) movie is what I’ve done. Take it or leave it.’ It’s an admirable quality, especially in this business.”

Presidential Election and the International War on Drugs

By Michael Higham 

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The federal War on Drugs is controversial and was most recently called a failure by Governor Chris Christie. The United States spends billions of dollars fighting drug trafficking abroad, as well. There is a long history of U.S. involvement south of its border, namely in Columbia, Mexico and Honduras. With growing support for drug legalization, it is important to recognize both presidential candidates’ view of the Drug War.

Foreign operations combating drug trafficking is not new. United States foreign policy has not always been globally popular, but would a withdrawal from the Drug War, even through legalization, affect perception? The outlook does not look good for anti-drug war supporters. President Obama has shifted the focus from counter-narcotics operations to institutional reform through budgeting. However, legalization is out of the question for the Obama administration.

As of now, we’ve heard very little from the Romney campaign about foreign drug policy but we might be able to predict possible policy. In regards to Latin America, he states military cooperation to eliminate drug cartels as a policy goal. We will not see a change in the international war on drugs with Romney as president. Perhaps there will be a slight escalation in the militarization of the international drug war. Romney has assembled his foreign policy advisers and most have worked under the Bush Administration.

The Bush Administration spent $6 billion to fight drug trafficking in Colombia. The policy was appropriately named Plan Colombia, and it promoted a militaristic approach comparable to counter-insurgency.

The United States is involved in Honduras to fight drug operations and launched Operation Anvil in April of this year. U.S. law enforcement and Honduran agents cooperated with each other. The U.S. military is also in a supporting role. Controversy was stirred when a raid killed four on a river-boat, two of them were pregnant women, as reported by CNN. This did not harm relations between the U.S. and Honduras. Critics question the legitimacy of casualties in a peacetime setting, especially when civilians can be mistaken casualties.

The newly elected President of Mexico, Enrique Pena Nieto has stated that he opposes legalization. He does call for increased U.S. cooperation with a focus to reduce violence.

“I’m against legalization, but with a debate where countries in the hemisphere — and especially the U.S. — should participate in this broad debate to redefine the way in which we fight drug trafficking,” Nieto said in his interview on PBS’s NewsHour.

Pena Nieto places emphasis on U.S. participation. This means there will be increased responsibility invested in the elected U.S. president for what happens in Mexico.

In recent news, the Fast and Furious scandal is another botch in the War on Drugs. The U.S. hoped to track Mexican drug cartels through a gunrunning sting operation. However, a U.S. agent, Brian Terry, was killed by cartel using weapons supplied through Fast and Furious.

The main difference between our main presidential candidates in terms of the foreign drug war is where the funding will be going. Obama shows a prioritization in fighting the drug war from an institutional perspective. Romney seeks to maintain a militarized focus, similar to the Bush Administration.

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Re-Invent: Changing the Way People Choose and Use Art

Re-Invent: Innovative Art Project in Suburban Chicago

Off the Top of My Head

By Paul Murray
 

 School friends Kristin Mikrut and Cecilia Lanyon have joined forces to open Re-Invent, a gallery/artist workspace/art supplies store in the leafy Chicago suburb of Lake Forest.

Cecilia Lanyon (left) and Kristin Mikrut at Re-Invent, Lake Forest, Chicago Illinois, USA.

The stated aim of Re-Invent is to change the way people choose and use art and Mikrut and Lanyon have transformed a former florist shop into a wonderful space to exhibit and foster a raft of artistic forms and encourage creative pursuits.

Three painters and a jewellery artist are currently renting studio space at the back of the gallery and there is also one space available for a resident artist as well as community art workshop space.  

Mikrut and Lanyon are in the process of developing their workshop schedule to encourage community art involvement.  They are also opening up their space for event rental and for local artist to host art workshops of their own as well.  Ideas such as yoga in the gallery, music live drawing, documentary Tuesday’s, bookbinding workshops, children’s art seminars are a few ideas among Mikrut and Lanyon’s big plans for their unique space. 

Two painters and a jeweller are currently renting studio space at the back of the gallery and there is also one space available for a resident artist.

Re-Invent showed the work of three generations of the McMahon Family covering the artistic legacy of artist-reporter patriarch Franklin McMahon, his son Mark McMahon, who documents Chicago life in a similar style to his father as well as sculptor Carolyn, glass designer and painter Meryl, metal sculptor Drew, installation/ furniture designer Elise.

Franklin McMahon: Politics in action: McMahon’s depiction of John F. Kennedy winning the Democratic nomination for President

Mark McMahon “Oak Street Beach”

Franklin McMahon: Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton

The multi-generational exhibition shows life in the Chicago region and political and social developments in the United States over the lives of the artists from the perspective and interpretation of the McMahon family, all of whom hail from the Lake Forest area.

On display at Re-Invent are several Franklin McMahon originals, prints and original paintings of Chicago scenes by Mark McMahon, as well as works by Carolyn, Meryl, Drew and Elise McMahon.

Franklin McMahon died in March 2012, so the exhibition is a tribute to a great local artist and features a video installation documenting his life and work through his art.

Franklin McMahon Originals at Re-Invent

Chicago Scenes by Mark McMahon at Re-Invent

Metalwork by Drew McMahon at Re-Invent

The next exhibition at Re-Invent opens on July 13. The artists in this exhibition were selected mostly through their affilitaion with the Ragdale Foundation, a residency program located a half a mile from the gallery.  Artist and exhibition curator, Regin Igloria, selected them based on his interactions with the artists, all of who defined ideas of place in their work. The exhibition is titled “Such Places” and is a creative interpretation of “going, getting there, being stuck in between, moving forward and finding value within.”

Re-Invent also sells art supplies and artworks by local artists on a commission basis. A broad array of regional creative talent is on display and available for purchase at the shop; metal sculptures, mobiles, stylish handmade children’s clothing and soft toys, jewellery, furniture, retro clothing, and accessories, scarves, lots of paintings and there is even a large dinosaur made from recycled vintage model-T parts on offer. The local art-supplies shop recently closed, so Mikrut and Lanyon took up the challenge to also sell art and craft materials, which should keep the creative people of Lake Forest well satisfied.

Art Supplies on Offer at Re-Invent

Mikrut and Lanyon state their innovative retail outlet “…offers green and cause-based products, limited-editon gifts, artworks, décor and fashions by independent artists and creatives…plus art supplies,” which pretty much sums up all on offer in their funky emporium. Their aim is to, “blurr the line between the curator and the consumer and fuse art with product.  We want people to know who made what they are buying and feel good about supporting independent artist, craft and craftsmanship.”

Looking for a Gift? Re-Invent has Something for Anyone.

Shota Kawahara, a painter from Japan, is preparing to show his work at Re-Invent on August 17. Kawahara studied visual art at the prestigious Kyoto University in Japan and is currently a resident artist at Re-Invent. His acrylic works are nature-inspired, abstract, bright, vibrant, colourful and very, very happy…a Kawahara on your wall will bring much joy into your home and the messages in his intricate work will keep your mind active forever.

Shota Kawahara Re-Invent Resident Artist 2012

Shota Kawahara Re-Invent Resident Artist 2012

Mikrut and Kawahara met in New Zealand in 2010 when they were both resident artists at the LivinginPeace Project in Karamea on the West Coast of the South Island. The artists formed a friendship that has culminated in a collaboration in the United States whereby Mikrut and Lanyon have offered Kawahara an opportunity to develop his talent and bring his unique creative style to the people of Lake Forest. In return, Kawahara will will demonstrate the potential of the Re-Invent artspace to bring creativity and artistic flair to the affluent, but rather staid Chicago suburb. 

Feel free to contact Kristin and Cecilia at reinventlf@gmail.com to get involved.  If you are an artist who wants to show or sell your work or have any question’s regarding workshops or space rental they would be more than happy to help.

Artists Kristin Mikrut and Shota Kawahara at Re-Invent Lake Forest, Chicago, Illinois, USA.

Re-Invent Gallery

Re-Invent: 202 E. Wisconsin Ave Lake Forest Illinois: Phone: 224.544.5961

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TruckNuts: Another Must-Have Product from The United States

TruckNuts, also known as Truck nutztruck ballsBumperNutsBumperBalls, or Trucksticles, are plastic accessories for pickup trucks and other vehicles that resemble a pair of dangling testicles. 

They appeared in 1998 in the United States, and were first sold on the Internet in 1999.

TruckNuts are usually hung for humor or amusement. They are attached under the rear bumper of the vehicle so they are visible from behind.

Available in original flesh tone and a range of fun colours, TruckNuts are the perfect gift for Fathers Day…

And don’t the Ladies just LOVE them!

 

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Jumbo Golden Deluxe “Bling” TruckNuts also available for “Pimping your Ride.”

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Augment your truck today with a decent set of TruckNuts…you’ll never look back!

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Things that look like other Things…

Lamp That Looks Like A Pooping Dog

Earring That Looks Like An Ear

Bathroom Mirror That Looks Like A Pair of Shades

Trash Can That Looks Like The Cookie Monster

Bottles That Look Like Shoes

Hat That Looks Like A Brain

Lighter That Looks Like A Fire Extinguisher

Clock That Looks Like Dynamite<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> Thx: Laura S.!

Backpack That Looks Like A Gigantic Roach

Lobster Claw Cracker That Looks Like A Lobster Claw

Fish Bowl That Looks Like A Fish

Bagel Sandwich That Looks Like Angry Birds

Corkscrew That Looks Like A Robot

Leash That Looks Like A Fired Gun

Car That Looks Like A Giant Shoe

Chair That Looks Like A Skull

Knife Block That Looks Like A Person

Lighter That Looks Like A Cigarette<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> Thx: Cousin Lymon!

Soap Dispenser That Looks Like A Nose

Corkscrew That Looks Like “Ladies Legs”<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> (Thanks: Susannah B.!)

Bottle Opener That Looks Like Pac-Man

Candles That Looks Like a Light Bulb

Bike Bell That Looks Like A Hamburger

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Photograph that looks like Seurat’s “A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte” (via GEARFUSE)

Talented Japanese Action Figure that looks like Obama(LINK: DiD US Presidential Election 2008 バラク・オバマ)(Maybe I should get one to go with my Re-Ment miniatures)

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