HELP…the “Karamea” Movie Needs You!

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What’s Up DOC? (Batter the Birds)

Department of “Conservation” plan to blanket Kahurangi National Park with 1080 poison……

Off the Top of My Head

By Paul Murray

Not good news I’m afraid….more from me soon….

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE?

INTRODUCTION:

The development of mankind over millennia has shown that we have the ability to think ideas through and work things out.

There were always some in the fledgling communities who ‘tried things out’. They chipped away at stone to see if they could make a sharp edge, they planted seeds to see if they could grow food closer to their new habitations, they found ways to cure animal skins.

This desire for knowledge has never wavered and as we became more sophisticated we developed tools to help us delve further into the unknown environments surrounding us such as microscopes and telescopes.

While in general the human population retains its interest in ‘things’ it has been diluted by our pace of life and the conflicting demands on our available time.

However not all of us in our communities have lost that driving passion for understanding the unknowns. Many have made it a lifelong challenge to shine light into dark and unknown places to see what is there, just as they always have done. These folk are our scientists. They are our seekers, testers, and challengers.

Science has been at the forefront of human development since the caveman days and its importance to us now is greater than it has ever been due to our burgeoning human populations.

IS SCIENCE ABSOLUTE?

No, definitely not.

Science is not about absolutes, it can always be refuted. In fact good scientists, who really

understand their craft, have a strong desire to be proved wrong when they propose a hypothesis they have developed from studying some natural phenomenon.

The world’s best scientists are tied by a common thread:-

  • They challenge the givens.
  • They are sceptics.

These healthy attributes ensure that for any given hypothesis other scientists will devise other experiments to see if they can corroborate the original conclusions or extend the observations to discover if there is a range over which the conclusions hold true. In other cases additional scientific endeavour may discredit the original conclusions because of some incorrect interpretation of data or missed observations or the advent of more accurate measuring tools.

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Science is organised scepticism trying to prove work wrong or trying to look for alternative explanations for current results.

“Science is not about truth, but doubt; not about knowledge, but ignorance; not about revealed facts, but uncertainties.”1

WHY IS SCIENCE UNCERTAIN?

Many scientists are not independent.

They are often tied to employment relationships with funding organisations which require

that they tend to produce science which is pleasing to the funders so future work and employment is assured.

“Observer effects are rooted in the universal human tendency to interpret data in a manner consistent with one’s expectations. This tendency is particularly likely to distort the results of a scientific test when the underlying data are ambiguous and the scientist is exposed to domain-irrelevant information that engages emotions or desires”2

“..one of the strongest distorting influences is the reward systems that confer kudos,

tenure, and funding. “I could be patient, or get lucky—or I could take the easiest way,

making often unconscious decisions about which data I select and how I analyze them, so that a clean story emerges. But in that case, I am sure to be biased in my reasoning.”3

It has been reported widely in our own news media that the scientific community itself is concerned with the impact that funding streams can have on bias in science.

HOW DOES THIS BIAS DEVELOP?

It is possible that every piece of science produced over the millennia has had some degree of bias associated with its findings as it is a human trait to tend to find what one is looking for or to interpret observations which fit the expected results

Bias is not a conscious decision in science but its impact can be enhanced by the conditions under which scientists work.

A comparison between today and the 15th century may help explain this.

In the year 1600 Giordano Bruno was burned to death at the stake.

At the time the Catholic Church was all-powerful and decreed that the Sun revolved around Earth.

1 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/henry-gee/science-and-religion-trut_b_4079194.html)

2 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experimenter%27s_bias)

3 (https://judithcurry.com/2015/05/14/tackling-human-biases-in-science/)

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Bruno established the fact that the Earth revolved around the Sun.

In our modern times a consortium of organisations is all-powerful (including TbFreeNZ,

Department of Conservation, The Forest and Bird Society, and a succession of NZ

Governments), and decreed that the widespread un-targeted aerial distribution of the world’s most powerful insecticide over vast areas of New Zealand’s natural areas did not kill insects.

In 1994 a scientist named Mike Meads undertook experiments and observations and established that in fact very large numbers of insects were killed by the distribution of the insecticide not only in the treatment areas but also in large areas outside it.

Bruno proceeded to spread his findings in his community and this drew the attention of the Catholic State which then demanded he recant his findings because they were contrary to the ‘facts’ established by the church.

Meads attempted to have his scientific paper published and even though it received a number of confirming peer reviews the aerial poisoning consortium refused its publication.

Bruno refused to recant his scientific findings and this was one of the reasons why he was burnt to death at the stake.

Meads refused to recant his scientific findings and found himself unemployable in any of the scientific organisations which drew funding from the aerial poisoning consortium.

The punishment of both Bruno and Meads sent a clear message to their scientific communities that if you did not toe the line and produce science results acceptable to those with power over you then you will be harshly dealt with.

The treatment of Bruno was not an isolated incident of suppressing contrary science.

In 1632 Galileo, known variously as the “father of science”, the “father of astronomy”, and the “father of modern physics” refused to recant his scientific findings and was sentenced to death which was then commuted to house arrest and spent the rest of his life unable to leave his home.

Today, apart from the refusal to publish contrary science, the suppression of modern scientific research is a little more subtle.

An example is the funding provided by the aerial poisoning industry to the science community to study, as stated in the abstract “This paper presents the first results from a 5year study investigating the benefits to terrestrial invertebrates of reducing the abundance of mammalian predators in forested sites in Tongariro National Park, New Zealand.” 4

(My underlining)

What this means is that only benefits to insects by pest control inputs are being reported. If negative impacts are discovered they will not be reported as they fall outside this scope.

Clearly this is totally against the concept of true scientific endeavour.

Two more cherry-picked quotes from a discussion document written by scientists themselves may help understand this fault of scientific bias better.

4 (Potter, M.; Stringer, I.; Wakelin, M.; Barrett, P.; Hedderley, D. 2006: Effects of pest control on forest invertebrates in Tongariro National Park—preliminary results. DOC Research & Development Series 230. Department of Conservation, Wellington .17 p.)

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“…the problems of false findings often begin with researchers unwittingly fooling

themselves: they fall prey to cognitive biases, common modes of thinking that lure us

toward wrong but convenient or attractive conclusions.”5

“Whereas the falsification model of the scientific method championed by philosopher Karl Popper posits that the scientist looks for ways to test and falsify her theories—to ask “How am I wrong?”—Nosek says that scientists usually ask instead “How am I right?” (or equally, to ask “How are you wrong?”). When facts come up that suggest we might, in fact, not be right after all, we are inclined to dismiss them as irrelevant, if not indeed mistaken.”6

There is no question that bias is alive and well in science.

HOW DOES SCIENCE MITIGATE AGAINST BIAS?

Another two quotes from scientists point to the answer.

“A common response to this situation is to argue that, even if individual scientists might fool themselves, others have no hesitation in critiquing their ideas or their results, and so it all comes out in the wash: Science as a communal activity is self-correcting. Sometimes this is true—but it doesn’t necessarily happen as quickly or smoothly as we might like to believe.”7

For science to eliminate bias and be self-correcting there has to be efforts to prove the existing science wrong. These efforts do not exist with our aerial poisoning industry. There is no self-correcting contrary science.

“But the process is key – to throw your assumptions open to challenge and see where it goes. In this way we can fight our individual bias and the collective biases emerging from consensus building activities.”8

Again, this all-important ‘process’ can only occur if other scientists are studying the same subject but from different angles, different perspectives, and different beliefs, so the biases can cancel out.

This is not happening with our aerial poisoning industry. This ‘for’ and ‘against’ stance is essential in scientific research and the only way to reach consensus is for studies to be undertaken by both sides so unscientific bias can be identified and discarded.

There is much truth in the adage – “There are three sides to a story. Your side of the story, my side of the story, and the truth.”

5 (https://judithcurry.com/2015/05/14/tackling-human-biases-in-science/)

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It is only when the biases are cancelled out that the truth can be found.

This is how science SHOULD work.

IS SCIENTIFIC BIAS SUCH A BAD THING?

Yes it is because it can cause great harm by slowing down our ability to realise when we are making mistakes.

There are many thousands of examples of this with a good example being the studies into cigarette smoking and its impact on human health.

“It is estimated that 17.7 million Americans died from tobacco-related causes between 1964 and 2012.” 9

Had the tobacco industry-sponsored scientists not been biased in their work many of those folks may have lived long and productive lives.

The link between cigarette smoking and negative health impacts was detected early:-

“Between 1920 and 1940, a chemist named Angel Honorio Roffo published several articles showing that cancers could be experimentally induced by exposure to tars from burned tobacco . Roffo et al. further showed that cancer could be induced by using nicotine-free tobacco, which means that tar, with or without nicotine, was carcinogenic.”10

Yet in November 1953 a press release issued by the American Tobacco Company stated:-

“…no one has yet proved that lung cancer in any human being is directly traceable to

tobacco or its products in any form” and scientists were used as the perfect foil for the

tobacco industry’s public relations response to allegations that cigarette smoking was

injurious to health. Scientists could be counted on to call for more research, giving the

impression that there was controversy. In addition, by supporting scientific research, the industry would be seen as doing something positive to address the serious allegations that smoking was harmful.11

This is directly comparable to, and parallels, the aerial poisoning arguments currently occurring in New Zealand.

Contrary science is essential in scientific research as the only way to reach consensus is for studies to be undertaken by both sides so mistakes can be identified and correctly quickly. With the ‘cigarette smoking and its impacts on human health’ debate there were 7000 scientific studies undertaken with over 41 million pages of material and 9 million distinct documents before the tobacco industry could be held to account.

9 (http://www.popsci.com/article/science/100-years-smoking-studies-popular-science)

 

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That was at least 17.7 million deaths too long. We HAVE scientists whose continued employment and future advancement relies on scientific funding from the aerial poisoning industry.

We DO NOT HAVE scientists who have the infrastructure and funding to study the negative impacts of the aerial poisoning industry.

We HAVE our equivalent of the pro-tobacco smoking lobby in the aerial poisoning industry. We DO NOT HAVE our equivalent of a well-funded health industry to counter the risks of the aerial poisoning industry.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH OUR ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE?

A lot.

We do not have the all-important balancing science so the truth can be found. As has already been explained science is about doubt, ignorance, and uncertainty and scientific results should always be viewed with scepticism and be rigorously tested. This is not happening with the aerial poisoning industry science. Any competent scientist will always ask to see the contrary science, the science that opposes a particular point of view. A competent scientist will ask “How am I wrong?”

Our environmental scientists are too insecure to appeal for contrary science. They don’t want to become a Mike Meads, they want to continue to house and feed their families so they must remain in the shadows exactly where their paymasters want them to be. It also raises ugly questions when considering the “Reassessment of 1080” exercise undertaken by the then Environmental Risk Management Authority (ERMA) in 2007.

At no stage did the ERMA reassessment committee ask to see the contrary science. This failure in itself shows that the reassessment committee was not competent to undertake the scientific review because it did not understand how science has to work to be reliable.

The Parliamentary Commissioner for the Environment (PCE) has made numerous public statements supporting the aerial poisoning industry but not once has she called to see the contrary science nor has she alluded to its absence as being a major flaw in the science or as a threat to the environment.

For such a powerful public servant to be unaware of how true science works bodes ill will for our environment.

Parliamentarians such as Nick Smith (Currently Minister for the Environment) have frequently stated publicly that “the science is clear” when the science is NOT clear.

The science is definitely not clear and until we get the all-important contrary science we will not achieve the necessary scientific balance and the truth will not be known.

ERMA (now the Environmental Protection Authority, EPA), the PCE and Nick Smith are all firmly lodged on the side of our equivalent of the tobacco industry.

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In 1953 they would have been advocating strongly for the tobacco industry in the absence of the contrary science that was yet to come.

It is not just tobacco. Remember DDT, Dioxin, Agent Orange, Thalidomide, Asbestos, and many hundreds of other human and environmental health risks which we had been told were safe, but have since had the glaring light of truth beamed onto them by the application of contrary science.

An excellent recent example of how contrary science works is the discovery that the rate of expansion of the universe is increasing.

The very brave scientist who discovered this was ridiculed by the scientific community because his finding was in direct opposition to the established ‘truth’ that the rate of expansion was decreasing.

Other scientists set out to disprove his findings only to discover that the controversial results he had produced were true. It is now universally accepted that the rate of expansion is growing but it took the production of contrary science to reach this point. Without contrary science there is no ‘truth’.

This is what we are missing.

ARE WE EVER LIKELY TO GET CONTRARY SCIENCE PRODUCED IN NZ?

Probably not.

Too many people have taken too strong a stance supporting aerial poisoning operations over our countryside.

Too many people believe what they have been told by the publicly funded aerial poisoning industry.

Too many people and the poisoning organisations themselves face being proved wrong and the embarrassment that would entail.

However the main reason is “follow the money”.

The aerial poisoning industry has been given eye-watering amounts of public money every year for years to undertake their campaigns and this has created bureaucracies and vested interests which have unlimited funds at their disposal to actively lobby for the continuation of the status quo.

Remember that aerial poisoning has been widespread for over 30 years in this country and yet each year the artificially created ‘crisis’ facing our native species gets worse. The lobby opposed to aerial poisoning lacks resources and are unlikely to receive public funding to produce their science and prepare mass marketing campaigns.

The lobby opposed to aerial poisoning does not have the funds to hire truly independent

overseas scientists to undertake contrary science. The lobby opposed to aerial poisoning do not have access to forested areas to undertake research and the permission needed to do so will almost certainly be denied by the aerial poisoning industry.

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WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US?

With our poisoning campaigns the population of New Zealand is in a similar state to the population of Germany even as the allies prepared to cross the Rhine and invade that country at the end of the Second World War.

The German population had been fed so much propaganda from controlled government sources that they still believed they were winning.

Similarly in Japan.

Even though their cities were being bombed out of existence the population was controlled by so much state propaganda that they still believed the war was going well for them even in the face of the glaringly obvious.

They had been brainwashed.

So has New Zealand’s general population with regard to widespread poisoning operations.

The vast majority of us believe what we are told to believe by State sources.

We have not been given the ‘for’ and ‘against’ science for us to make up our own minds.

We have been told how to think.

If you ask a group of children if it is wise to spread a deadly poison over vast areas of our

land they would easily conclude that it is foolish yet we have aerial poisoning organisations which advocate for and carry out such operations.

Isn’t it sad that children have more simple common sense than a whole raft of government and near-government organisations.

It will be these same children who will more than likely be adding aerial poisoning to the list of DDT, Dioxin, Agent Orange, Thalidomide, Asbestos, Mercury, Arsenic, Cadmium, Lead, Nicotine, and hundreds of others in their turn when the truth becomes known. Isn’t it also sad that we are not smart enough so we can do that for our kids now?

Acknowledgments:

Grateful thanks to Graham Sperry of the New Zealand Wildlands Biodiversity Management

Society, and an anonymous reviewer, for valuable comments on the drafts of this document.

Murray Dench

dpds@xtra.co.nz

02/05/16

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Italian Director Denied Entry to Complete Karamea Doco

 

By Aimee van der Weyden

Marco Gianstefani chose Karamea as the place to make a documentary about sustainable living. Photo / Margaret Walford

Marco Gianstefani chose Karamea as the place to make a documentary about sustainable living. (Photo by Margaret Walford)

The foreign director of a documentary film about Karamea is unable to return to finish filming because he was deported at Auckland Airport.

Marco Gianstefani from Milan, Italy, spent two months in Karamea in April and May, 2014. He filmed the township and interviewed its people – in particular those involved in the LivingInPeace Project, founded by local man Paul Murray.

Mr Gianstefani had planned to return to Karamea last month to gather more footage and complete the film, Mr Murray said.

He went to Perth to fly to Auckland, but because he hadn’t purchased a return ticket wasn’t able to enter New Zealand. He then bought a return ticket and boarded the flight to Auckland as planned, Mr Murray said.

“That must have set off some kind of a red flag at immigration.”

When Mr Gianstefani landed in Auckland he was sidelined by an immigration official and “interrogated” for five hours.

Mr Gianstefani was tired and English was his second language, so during the interrogation he mistakenly told officers he was a WWOOFer (Willing Worker on Organic Farms). “That was totally the wrong thing to say because of course he didn’t have a working visa,” Mr Murray said.

Immigration then “booted” Mr Gianstefani out of the country.

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Marco Gianstefani at the old Fisherman’s Bach, Scott’s Beach, Heaphy Track (Photo by Paul Murray)

“He’s now in Melbourne, working on the film and working on promoting the film, waiting to try and get back into New Zealand.”

Mr Gianstefani had hired a lawyer, and he and Mr Murray were seeking help from Buller Mayor Garry Howard and West Coast/Tasman MP Damien O’Connor to try and overcome the immigration barrier.

“It’s a total misunderstanding,” Mr Murray said.

Resident artist

In early 2014, Mr Gianstefani was a guest at Karamea’s Rongo Dinner Bed & Breakfast, owned by Mr Murray.

Over dinner one night, he told Mr Murray he’d been travelling around the world looking for a place to make a documentary film about sustainable living, Mr Murray said.

“He found that Karamea was the place he wanted to do that. It was pretty exciting for us.”

Mr Murray invited Mr Gianstefani back as a resident artist and gave him free accommodation at Karamea Farm Baches for two months.

Filming took place around the time of Cyclone Ita – Easter 2014, Mr Murray said.

“He took about 500 hours of footage, interviewing people associated with what we’re doing [the LivingIn Peace Project] and also other local people.”

The Living in Peace Project, which aims to incorporate art, travel, permaculture and education into a sustainable business, had peaked Mr Gianstefani’s interest initially, Mr Murray said.

Mr Gianstefani then discovered how interesting the wider Karamea community was.
“It’s very much about Karamea more than the Living in Peace Project … I guess we’re the main protagonists in the story,” Mr Murray said.

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Marco Gianstefani at Kohaihai, Heaphy Track, Karamea (Photo by Paul Murray)

After filming, Mr Gianstefani returned to Milan to start the “enormous process” of turning the footage into an 80-90 minute film.

Mr Gianstefani had “quite large aspirations” for the film, Mr Murray said. “He has mentioned that he’d like to put it in the Sundance Film Festival.”

Mr Gianstefani was, at one time, the creative director for the largest advertising agency in Italy. “He’s a seriously talented guy,” Mr Murray said.

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Marco Gianstefani on Scott’s Beach, Heaphy Track, Karamea (Photo by Paul Murray)
 

Not everyone pleased

Karamea dairy farmer Brian Jones was interviewed for the film. Mr Gianstefani asked him questions about his occupation and what he thought of Mr Murray and the LivingIng Peace Project, he said.

He believed the film would have a strong focus on Mr Murray and his enterprise, however, it was hard to know for sure. “I don’t think anyone quite knows what the complete product is yet.”

A few locals would no doubt be “disappointed” with how the film portrayed Karamea, he said.

“We are a fairly diverse community up here … I don’t think you’d ever get 50 per cent of the community to agree on anything.”

The film had the potential to attract more tourism to Karamea, however, it wouldn’t be mainstream tourism, Mr Jones said. The majority of tourists would likely be those seeking/living an alternate lifestyle.

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“Karamea” Movie Trailer: KARAMEA – Is this the end of the road?

By Marco Gianstefani.

LivingInPeace Project Video: The LivingInPeace Project

By Louca Mee and Elise London: PassitonFilms

KARAMEA – Is this the End of the Road?

The Karamea documentary movie follows the inspiring journey of a bunch of innovators that have made this community their home, attempting to “change the world” from one of the most remote places on earth.

Karamea is a sort of social, economic and ecological experiment where people can touch what really means to live sustainably.

They might be far away from mainstream civilisation, but this community is tightly knit and passionate about living the way they choose to.

We want to show you this ‘other way to live’ through the stories of those that created and are living this dream in “Karamea: Is this the end of the road?”

We are funding this project ourselves completely and we need your help to get us over the line.

WHY THIS DOCUMENTARY.

This documentary started by chance. Marco was there as a Traveller, and it started from that feeling of tranquillity and joy you experience as soon as you arrive in Karamea. One of the thing we remember saying to many people were interviewed is: “If we’re only, only able to grab 15% of what it feels to be here, the movie is gonna be really loved ”.

That’s precisely why we think this story needs to be told: we want everybody to feel, even for a moment, what is like to be in Karamea. And learn from them.

ABOUT KARAMEA.

It is only a 3 to 4 hour drive from the nearest point of civilisation as we know it; yet it could be another world. It is the town of Karamea, at the top of the West coast of New Zealand’s southern island. And it’s a place where you can touch what could be the future for the rest of us.

Karamea pops up, literally, “at the end of the road”. It’s precisely 100 kilometres from the nearest town, but is an island of community surrounded by a beautiful, green and lush national park.

So, do people really live here? Absolutely. And this is exactly where things get interesting. 

As the documentary trailer for Karamea says “answers sometimes may be found where least expected”.

THE PEOPLE.

As we meet Karamea’s people, we realise that they’ve managed to live… a little bit differently from the way most of us do.

Instead of just talking about problems, how the world is drifting away or the social theories and ecological systems to save it, they are putting in practice an actual process toward sustainability where everybody takes their part in this “there is another way to live” project.

It is simply a philosophy of “quality over quantity” that the people of Karamea practice in every aspect, following the sustainable living playbook their own way. And the results are staggering: prosperity, community, success, and that elusive goal of people in the modern world, happiness.

THE COMMUNITY.

This is not a community of old-fashioned hippies, and there are no communal rules that impose how to live and behave with others. Instead, there is private property, and a economic system based on exchange or barter (either it’s food or work) to cover the majority of people’s needs. With fewer places to use it, money is spent wisely and less frequently, leaving no room for conspicuous consumerism.

The pillars of the Karamea lifestyle are also renewable energies, organic agriculture and permaculture design; but it isn’t just about solar power, water supply tanks or “growing your own tomatoes”, is way more.

It is such a compelling place that travellers who plan to pass through for a night end up staying for months or years, getting involved in the unpredictable vitality of the town.

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Karamea Radio Show by Marco Gianstefani:

DJ Marco Gianstefani is a documentary filmmaker and he stayed with us at Karamea Farm Baches, Rongo and the LivingInPeace Project for two months filming the lives of people in Karamea at the top of the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand. He put together a great radio show featuring 20 songs from 20 different movies…great music here as well as interesting commentary on the movies…enjoy!

Rongo Dinner Bed & Breakfast: http://www.Rongo.nz

LivingInPeace Project: http://www.LivingInPeace.com

Karamea Radio: http://www.facebook.com/KarameaRadio107.5FM

Karamea Community Website: http://www.Karamea.org.nz

Heaphy Track: http://www.HeaphyTrack.com

After three months of political wrangling and legal tête-à-tête and in the words of Marco “sending a tornado up the whale’s arse”…we won! Marco will return to New Zealand with a working visa to complete the film in 2017…thanks to all concerned especially the legal team and Marco for their unwavering determination to overcome this heavy-handed bureaucratic nonsense…

 

Marco-Letter form Immigration NZ copy

 

 

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Karameans Rally to Protest Cop Shop Chop

Off the Top of My Head

By Paul Murray

A review of police services on the West Coast by N.Z. Police Superintendent Karyn Malthus recommended that the Karamea Police Station be “disestablished” and the police constable be relocated. This would mean the region, which is perhaps the most remote rural region of mainland New Zealand, would be without a permanent police presence. Righteous indignation among Karamea residents was the immediate result and and a wave of antidisestablishmentarianism swept through the local populace.

Karamea residents were quick to coordinate their opposition to the proposal. The owners of the Karamea supermarket Juliette and Jason James made T-Shirts and local musician and mum Laura Sonneveldt set up a “Keep Our Community Constable” FaceBook Page that quickly attracted 400 members. A community protest was arranged and people were asked to make signs, wear their T-shirts and assemble in front of the Karamea Police Station on Saturday, February 27, 2016 to make some noise and send a strong message to Wellington that the effective closure of the local cop shop was illogical and unacceptable.

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Sanae and Diva Murray arrive at the protest wearing their “Keep Our Community Police” T-Shirts.

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Over half the community of 600 people turned out in front of the Karamea Police Station to send a strong message to Wellington that the removal of police presence from Karamea was a very BAD idea.

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West Coast MP Damien O’Connor and Buller Mayor Garry Howard addressed the peaceful protest and came to Karamea in support of the community request to change the decision to effectively close the police station.

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Buller Mayor Garry Howard

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West Coast/Tasman MP Damien O’Connor addresses the crowd.

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After the protest, the message signs were left in front of the police station.

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Protesters from a broad demographic came to express their sentiments…Juniors and Seniors alike.

WED_9777 WED_9730Karamea people were encouraged to write letters to the editor, submissions to the police review and to their local and national politicians expressing their feelings and asking for the decision to be changed. Significant media coverage resulted, submissions flooded in and the BeeHive will be buzzing for the coming months as politicians answer letters and e-mails relating to the issue.

Below are my letters to politicians related to the process…the letters are similar, but contain information specific to their respective portfolios.

KEEP the PEACE…KEEP the POLICE

Rt Hon. John Keyphoto

Prime Minister

Parliament Office

Private Bag 18888

Parliament Buildings

Wellington 6160

(04) 817 6800

j.key@ministers.govt.nz

 

Subject: Proposed Service Delivery Model, West Coast Police Area

Dear Prime Minister,

As a Karamea resident, father and business owner, I am deeply concerned about the proposal on Page 24 of the Proposed Service Delivery Model, West Coast Police Area report by Tasman Police Superintendent Karyn Malthus for the “disestablishment” of the Karamea Police Station and the removal of a permanent police presence from our community.

The stated objective of the report on restructuring the West Coast police force is to “improve service delivery to our communities, with a strong emphasis on “prevention before response.” It is difficult to then understand how this can be achieved by “disestablishing” the Karamea Police Station.

Surely the effective closure of a police station in perhaps the most remote town on Mainland New Zealand can only lead to a response-based service, which contravenes the proposal’s very purpose.

I’m certain you are aware of the economic challenges facing the Buller, and Karamea is similarly affected. Police presence is the cornerstone of a successful community and integral to the economic and social stability of communities.

The report correctly states that Karamea is 66.9 kilometres from the next closest police station in Granity. It, however, neglects to mention that the windy mountain road traverses the Karamea Bluffs and the drive time from Granity to Karamea is over one hour; Westport is 90 minutes away.

In the event of a natural disaster that makes the road impassable, the Karamea community and visiting tourists would be completely isolated from much needed police assistance. The road is closed several times a year by slips, tree fall and flooding and the possibility of a major earthquake occurring is real.

Karamea is the Western gateway to the Kahurangi National Park, which services the Heaphy Track, Oparara Basin and other attractions. The number of people participating in activities provided by these facilities and visitors to the Karamea region is increasing in line with community, regional and national efforts to boost tourism. This would seem to coincide with an increased need for associated police services and a determination of future police requirements based on a purely economic analysis of past crime figures ignores this fact and is rather shortsighted.

The Karamea region has a small largely law-abiding population, which is perhaps due to permanent police presence in the region. The current police officer, has been servicing the region for the past 22 years and the fact that we enjoy a relatively crime free existence is largely due to the efficacy of his police work and that he is very familiar with the region and the people living here. The only possible outcome from terminating his position is an increase in local crime, which is thoroughly unacceptable to the community and not at all in line with the N.Z. Police Code, which is “Helping us live our values every day so we earn the trust and confidence of everyone in New Zealand.”

Inspector Jeff Penno, who resides in Waikato, compiled the proposal and it would appear that he is not at all aware of the geographical logistics of the region or needs of the Karamea community. Perhaps he and Tasman-based Superintendent Malthus could actually visit Karamea and get a first-hand understanding of the situation rather than attempting to remotely rule the region, which is precisely what is suggested by the proposal to end full time police presence at the Karamea station.

A police presence is also helpful to business owners like myself who cater to visitors to the region and the loss of an officer stationed here would be detrimental to the smooth operation of our respective ventures and the feeling of comfort and security it affords our guests. It is also essential for our children to grow up in an environment that has police support and coverage. I want to raise well-balanced, productive and law-abiding children and this will be incrementally more difficult without a police officer stationed in our community to set an example for young people and maintain a peaceful environment for them to experience as they mature into adults.

I consider the proposal to remove the locally based police officer and service the region from Westport is, given the geographical isolation of the community, impractical, unreasonable, not at all feasible and utterly untenable. This sentiment is unanimous among other Karamea residents, who rightly believe that the economic success of our region is inextricably linked to the maintenance of a stable, secure and law-abiding community. This necessitates a permanent police presence.

Thank you for the opportunity to express my thoughts and feelings on this important issue. In your capacity as Prime Minister, I ask you to consider my thoughts on the subject of the maintenance of the Karamea Police Station and the much-needed permanent police presence in the region, and use your influence to ensure the Karamea section of the West Coast police review is amended accordingly.

If you have any questions, or require more information, please e-mail or call me any time,

Regards from Sunny Karamea,

Paul John Murray

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Hon. Steven JoyceSJ_6x8_print__smaller_

Minister for Economic Development

Parliament Office

Private Bag 18888

Parliament Buildings

Wellington 6160

(04) 817 6513

Steven.Joyce@parliament.govt.nz

 

Subject: Proposed Service Delivery Model, West Coast Police Area

Dear Steven,

As a Karamea resident, father and business owner, I am deeply concerned about the proposal on Page 24 of the Proposed Service Delivery Model, West Coast Police Area report by Tasman Police Superintendent Karyn Malthus for the “disestablishment” of the Karamea Police Station and the removal of a permanent police presence from our community.

The stated objective of the report on restructuring the West Coast police force is to “improve service delivery to our communities, with a strong emphasis on “prevention before response.” It is difficult to then understand how this can be achieved by “disestablishing” the Karamea Police Station.

Surely the effective closure of a police station in perhaps the most remote town on Mainland New Zealand can only lead to a response-based service, which contravenes the proposal’s very purpose.

Following your recent visit to our region, I’m certain you are aware of the economic challenges facing the Buller, and Karamea is similarly affected. Police presence is the cornerstone of a successful community and integral to the economic and social stability of communities.

The report correctly states that Karamea is 66.9 kilometres from the next closest police station in Granity. It, however, neglects to mention that the windy mountain road traverses the Karamea Bluffs and the drive time from Granity to Karamea is over one hour; Westport is 90 minutes away.

In the event of a natural disaster that makes the road impassable, the Karamea community and visiting tourists would be completely isolated from much needed police assistance. The road is closed several times a year by slips, tree fall and flooding and the possibility of a major earthquake occurring is real.

Karamea is the Western gateway to the Kahurangi National Park, which services the Heaphy Track, Oparara Basin and other attractions. The number of people participating in activities provided by these facilities and visitors to the Karamea region is increasing in line with community, regional and national efforts to boost tourism. This would seem to coincide with an increased need for associated police services and a determination of future police requirements based on a purely economic analysis of past crime figures ignores this fact and is rather shortsighted.

The Karamea region has a small largely law-abiding population, which is perhaps due to permanent police presence in the region. The current police officer, has been servicing the region for the past 22 years and the fact that we enjoy a relatively crime free existence is largely due to the efficacy of his police work and that he is very familiar with the region and the people living here. The only possible outcome from terminating his position is an increase in local crime, which is thoroughly unacceptable to the community and not at all in line with the N.Z. Police Code, which is “Helping us live our values every day so we earn the trust and confidence of everyone in New Zealand.”

Inspector Jeff Penno, who resides in Waikato, compiled the proposal and it would appear that he is not at all aware of the geographical logistics of the region or needs of the Karamea community. Perhaps he and Tasman-based Superintendent Malthus could actually visit Karamea and get a first-hand understanding of the situation rather than attempting to remotely rule the region, which is precisely what is suggested by the proposal to end full time police presence at the Karamea station.

A police presence is also helpful to business owners like myself who cater to visitors to the region and the loss of an officer stationed here would be detrimental to the smooth operation of our respective ventures and the feeling of comfort and security it affords our guests. It is also essential for our children to grow up in an environment that has police support and coverage. I want to raise well-balanced, productive and law-abiding children and this will be incrementally more difficult without a police officer stationed in our community to set an example for young people and maintain a peaceful environment for them to experience as they mature into adults.

I consider the proposal to remove the locally based police officer and service the region from Westport is, given the geographical isolation of the community, impractical, unreasonable, not at all feasible and utterly untenable. This sentiment is unanimous among other Karamea residents, who rightly believe that the economic success of our region is inextricably linked to the maintenance of a stable, secure and law-abiding community. This necessitates a permanent police presence.

Thank you for the opportunity to express my thoughts and feelings on this important issue. In your capacity as the Minister for Economic Development, I ask you to consider my thoughts on the subject of the maintenance of the Karamea Police Station and the much-needed permanent police presence in the region, and use your influence to ensure the Karamea section of the West Coast police review is amended accordingly.

If you have any questions, or require more information, please e-mail or call me any time,

Regards from Sunny Karamea,

Paul John Murray

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Hon Maggie Barry4622612

Minister of Conservation

Parliament Office

Private Bag 18888

Parliament Buildings

Wellington 6160

Maggie.Barry@parliament.govt.nz

 

 

 

Subject: Proposed Service Delivery Model, West Coast Police Area

Dear Maggie,

As a Karamea resident, father and tourism-business owner, I am deeply concerned about the proposal on Page 24 of the Proposed Service Delivery Model, West Coast Police Area report by Tasman Police Superintendent Karyn Malthus for the “disestablishment” of the Karamea Police Station and the removal of a permanent police presence from our community.

The stated objective of the report on restructuring the West Coast police force is to “improve service delivery to our communities, with a strong emphasis on “prevention before response.” It is difficult to then understand how this can be achieved by “disestablishing” the Karamea Police Station.

Surely the effective closure of a police station in perhaps the most remote town on Mainland New Zealand can only lead to a response-based service, which contravenes the proposal’s very purpose. Police presence is the cornerstone of a successful community and integral to the economic and social stability of communities.

The report correctly states that Karamea is 66.9 kilometres from the next closest police station in Granity. It, however, neglects to mention that the windy mountain road traverses the Karamea Bluffs and the drive time from Granity to Karamea is over one hour; Westport is 90 minutes away.

In the event of a natural disaster that makes the road impassable, the Karamea community and visiting tourists would be completely isolated from much needed police assistance. The road is closed several times a year by slips, tree fall and flooding and the possibility of a major earthquake occurring is real.

Karamea is the Western gateway to the Kahurangi National Park, which services the Heaphy Track, Oparara Basin and other attractions. The number of people participating in activities provided by these facilities and visitors to the Karamea region is increasing in line with community, regional and national efforts to boost tourism. This would seem to coincide with an increased need for associated police services and a determination of future police requirements based on a purely economic analysis of past crime figures ignores this fact and is rather shortsighted.

Following your recent visit to our region via the Heaphy Track, I’m certain you are aware that Karamea caters to a lot more people than just the resident population of about 600 people and that the safety and security of visitors to features, attractions and Department of Conservation assets in the Kahurangi National Park demands a permanent police presence.

Without a police officer stationed in Karamea, it would be impossible to adequately provide associated services to not only the local populace, but also the many visitors to the region every year.

The Karamea region has a small largely law-abiding population, which is perhaps due to permanent police presence in the region. The current police officer, has been servicing the region for the past 22 years and the fact that we enjoy a relatively crime free existence is largely due to the efficacy of his police work and that he is very familiar with the region and the people living here. The only possible outcome from terminating his position is an increase in local crime, which is thoroughly unacceptable to the community and not at all in line with the N.Z. Police Code, which is “Helping us live our values every day so we earn the trust and confidence of everyone in New Zealand.”

Inspector Jeff Penno, who resides in Waikato, compiled the proposal and it would appear that he is not at all aware of the geographical logistics of the region or needs of the Karamea community. Perhaps he and Tasman-based Superintendent Malthus could actually visit Karamea and get a first-hand understanding of the situation rather than attempting to remotely rule the region, which is precisely what is suggested by the proposal to end full time police presence at the Karamea station.

A police presence is also helpful to business owners like myself who cater to visitors to the region and the loss of an officer stationed here would be detrimental to the smooth operation of our respective ventures and the feeling of comfort and security it affords our guests. It is also essential for our children to grow up in an environment that has police support and coverage. I want to raise well-balanced, productive and law-abiding children and this will be incrementally more difficult without a police officer stationed in our community to set an example for young people and maintain a peaceful environment for them to experience as they mature into adults.

I consider the proposal to remove the locally based police officer and service the region from Westport is, given the geographical isolation of the community, impractical, unreasonable, not at all feasible and utterly untenable. This sentiment is unanimous among other Karamea residents, who rightly believe that the economic success of our region is inextricably linked to the maintenance of a stable, secure and law-abiding community. This necessitates a permanent police presence.

Thank you for the opportunity to express my thoughts and feelings on this important issue. In your capacity as the Conservation Minister, I ask you to consider my thoughts on the subject of the maintenance of the Karamea Police Station and the much-needed permanent police presence to ensure the safety and security of residents and visitors to the region, and use your influence to ensure the Karamea section of the West Coast police review is amended accordingly.

If you have any questions, or require more information, please e-mail or call me any time,

 

Regards from Sunny Karamea,

Paul John Murray

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Hon. Ms Judith CollinsJudith-Collins-stares-a-reporter-down-generic-GETTY

Police Minister

Parliament Office

Private Bag 18888

Parliament Buildings

Wellington 6160

judith.collins@parliament.govt.nz

(04) 817 9879

Subject: Proposed Service Delivery Model, West Coast Police Area

Dear Judith,

As a Karamea resident, father and business owner, I am deeply concerned about the proposal on Page 24 of the Proposed Service Delivery Model, West Coast Police Area report by Tasman Police Superintendent Karyn Malthus for the “disestablishment” of the Karamea Police Station and the removal of a permanent police presence from our community.

The stated objective of the report on restructuring the West Coast police force is to “improve service delivery to our communities, with a strong emphasis on “prevention before response.” It is difficult to then understand how this can be achieved by “disestablishing” the Karamea Police Station.

Surely the effective closure of a police station in perhaps the most remote town on Mainland New Zealand can only lead to a response-based service, which contravenes the proposal’s very purpose.

The report correctly states that Karamea is 66.9 kilometres from the next closest police station in Granity. It, however, neglects to mention that the windy mountain road traverses the Karamea Bluffs and the drive time from Granity to Karamea is over one hour; Westport is 90 minutes away.

In the event of a natural disaster that makes the road impassable, the Karamea community and visiting tourists would be completely isolated from much needed police assistance. The road is closed several times a year by slips, tree fall and flooding and the possibility of a major earthquake occurring is real.

Karamea is the Western gateway to the Kahurangi National Park, which services the Heaphy Track, Oparara Basin and other attractions. The number of people participating in activities provided by these facilities and visitors to the Karamea region is increasing in line with community, regional and national efforts to boost tourism. This would seem to coincide with an increased need for associated police services and a determination of future police requirements based on a purely economic analysis of past crime figures ignores this fact and is rather shortsighted.

The Karamea region has a small largely law-abiding population, which is perhaps due to permanent police presence in the region. The current police officer, has been servicing the region for the past 22 years and the fact that we enjoy a relatively crime free existence is largely due to the efficacy of his police work and that he is very familiar with the region and the people living here. The only possible outcome from terminating his position is an increase in local crime, which is thoroughly unacceptable to the community and not at all in line with the N.Z. Police Code, which is “Helping us live our values every day so we earn the trust and confidence of everyone in New Zealand.”

Inspector Jeff Penno, who resides in Waikato, compiled the proposal and it would appear that he is not at all aware of the geographical logistics of the region or needs of the Karamea community. Perhaps he and Tasman-based Superintendent Malthus could actually visit Karamea and get a first-hand understanding of the situation rather than attempting to remotely rule the region, which is precisely what is suggested by the proposal to end full time police presence at the Karamea station.

A police presence is also helpful to business owners like myself who cater to visitors to the region and the loss of an officer stationed here would be detrimental to the smooth operation of our respective ventures and the feeling of comfort and security it affords our guests. It is also essential for our children to grow up in an environment that has police support and coverage. I want to raise well-balanced, productive and law-abiding children and this will be incrementally more difficult without a police officer stationed in our community to set an example for young people and maintain a peaceful environment for them to experience as they mature into adults.

I consider the proposal to remove the locally based police officer and service the region from Westport is, given the geographical isolation of the community, impractical, unreasonable, not at all feasible and utterly untenable. This sentiment is unanimous among other Karamea residents.

Thank you for the opportunity to express my thoughts and feelings on this important issue. I ask that you as the Minister of Police consider my request to maintain the Karamea Police Station and the much-needed permanent police presence on the region, and for the Karamea section of the West Coast police review be amended accordingly.

If you have any questions, or require more information, please e-mail or call me any time,

Regards from Sunny Karamea,

Paul John Murray

 

 

 

 

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Co.Starters Provides Opportunity for Buller Entrepreneurs

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Off the Top of my Head

By Paul Murray

Buller REAP with the support of the Buller District Council (BDC) and Development West Coast (DWC) is providing people in Karamea and the Buller District with an opportunity to take their idea and fine tune it for market success through a educational programme specially designed for entrepreneurs.

Co.Starters began in Chattanooga, Tennessee in 2008 in a region that was facing similar economic challenges we are currently experiencing in the Buller region. In Chattanooga, the Co.Starters programme was instrumental in turning their situation around and renewing the local economy by supporting small business start-ups, fostering entrepreneurial ideas and helping people take their ideas to market by networking with others to ensure the ultimate success of their respective ventures. The region is now considered one of the most economically stable in the United States, has a vibrant artistic community, a successful small business sector and it has also attracted some large corporations.

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The course is held over nine weeks and involves 3 hours per week of lecture time, 30 minutes per week with a mentor and the rest is home-based study that is completed by following the course guide.

So, if you have a good idea, this course will really help you articulate it, establish a realistic business plan and plot a course to achieve specific goals toward establishing a financially sustainable business that will enable you to successfully live and work in Karamea and help build a more resilient local economy for the benefit of the whole community.

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The course is usually $1,000 per participant, but BDC and DWC are offering interested people a subsidy to do the course for $250, which covers the course material and basic costs.

If there is sufficient interest in this programme and 10 or more local people are keen to take positive steps toward securing a bright future, the course can be held here in Karamea and facilitators, guest speakers and mentors will travel to Karamea to meet with the course participants at a local venue. The course is tentatively scheduled to start in late April.

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For more information about the Co.Starters Programme, please visit the Web site: http://www.costarters.co

For expressions of interest in participating in a Co.Starters course as a facilitator, or student, please contact:

Pete Howard:

Buller Community Development Facilitator

Ph: (03) 789 7659

Cell: 021 029 56 498

Email: comdevbuller@bullerreap.co.nz

 

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Sir Bob Proposes Capital Morgan Monument

Sir Bob Jones has even sent in a sketch of what the statue - in the style of Rio de Janeiro's Christ the Redeemer - would look like, towering above Wellington.

 

Sir Bob Jones has written a letter to the mayor of Wellington, asking if he can demolish one of his buildings to erect a 5000-metre statue of Gareth Morgan. He even sent in a sketch of what the statue – in the style of Rio de Janeiro’s Christ the Redeemer – would look like, towering above Wellington

The tongue-in-cheek letter, dated Monday, outlines Jones’s plans for the statue to be a celebration of Morgan’s “overwhelming wonderfulness”.

He seeks an exemption to the height restrictions on the site to erect the statue.

The property tycoon and ex-politician has even included a sketch of the proposed effigy – in the style of Rio de Janeiro’s Christ the Redeemer – illustrating “the splendid visual impact on the city which doubtless will enthrall all councillors, as it will every Wellingtonian”.

Jones says he also hopes to erect a Victoria University Department of Morgan Studies building, with “an anticipated annual enrolment of 6000 students”.

But he isn’t stopping there – he’s also asked Wellington City Council for permission to build a temple, able to accommodate up to 8000 “Morganist pilgrims” at once. “His abiding humility and extraordinary genius about absolutely everything demands nothing less.”

The letter says Jones’s Solnet House, on The Terrace, which would be demolished for the statue to be built in its place, has a value of $50m, which Jones would be delighted to donate to charity.

The statue itself would cost nothing, as Jones claims to have received an unsolicited letter from North Korean President Kim Jong-un, offering to build the statue for free.

His missive ends with a list of the positive economic impacts his venture would have on the city, including the need for 20,000 more hotel rooms, to accommodate Morganite pilgrims from all around the world.

“Furthermore, it will align with the council’s widely rumoured intention to propose a name change for Wellington to Morganville.”

From: http://www.Stuff.co.nz

 

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Karameans Urge OVT to Allow MTBers access to Oparara

Off the Top of My Head

By Paul Murray

Oparara Valley Track: “Using our Past to Secure our Future”

It’s great to see open public debate on the subject of the “Wangapeka Road” proposal and many good points have been made for and against the proposition. The discussion is both interesting and useful, as we have to come up with positive solutions for the economic challenges we are facing in the Buller Region.

With the demise of Solid Energy and Holcim and the dairy industry downturn, we need new ideas on how to stimulate the local economy and address the issues of creating new employment opportunities, supporting existing infrastructure, businesses, services and facilities to improve aspects of the economy that have real possibilities, like tourism.

The reality of the road proposal is that, even if it is approved and goes ahead after the requisite environmental and cost analyses, it is unlikely to bring any economic relief to the region for many years.

In Karamea, solutions are necessary now and we need to explore possibilities that currently exist to plan a positive future for our community. Now is the time to take action and, instead of sitting around waiting for a road that may or may not happen, we need to take charge of our own destiny and realise the potential of existing possibilities to secure the future for our town, our children and our community.

Mountain biking is perhaps the fastest-growing recreational activity in New Zealand and is enjoyed by a broad range of people of all ages in all weather conditions. Karamea has an abundance of mountain biking possibilities and the Heaphy Track brings riders to our doorstep. One way to increase the number of visitors to Karamea would be to embrace mountain biking and offer opportunities for mountain bikers to enjoy. Perhaps the Heaphy Track mountain biking season could be extended, or permitted year-round as it was before the Kahurangi National Park was established in 1996.

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Mountain Biking on the Heaphy Track: Photo by Stephen Roberts

We also need a marketable mountain biking track in Karamea to give riders a compelling reason to stay here after finishing the Heaphy Track. The good news is that we already have such a track that has the potential to significantly improve tourist numbers, length of stay, and boost the local economy.

The Oparara Valley Track, with minimal effort or investment, could become a mountain biking track. This would increase visitor numbers by enabling greater public access to the facilities the Oparara Valley Trust (OVT) have created, stimulate employment opportunities and promote the Oparara as a premier visitor attraction for the overall benefit of the Karamea community, which are all stated objectives of the trust. All it takes is community-wide agreement, the support of the OVT and the Department of Conservation (DOC) to open up the Oparara Valley Track to mountain biking.

Interestingly, government departments and agencies are embracing mountain biking initiatives nationwide and projects like the Old Ghost Road have received significant support from DOC, the Buller District Council and Central Government as well as Development West Coast, while the OVT has historically opposed mountain biking. I ask that the trust reconsiders its position on this issue and supports the proposal to better utilise community assets like the Oparara Valley Track for the benefit of the local economy, the Karamea community and the Northern Buller.

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MTBer on Old Ghost Road Track (Photographer Unknown)

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MTBer on Old Ghost Road Track (Photographer unknown)

There are numerous examples of how other similar communities have benefitted greatly from the establishment of mountain biking tracks in their regions, such success is also possible here in Karamea if we make some positive changes. I believe that this is the single-best idea for immediately improving our local economy for the least cost. I also believe that most tourism operators and Karamea residents consider it to be a good idea, support the initiative and would like to see it implemented.

Let’s talk seriously about how we might better utilise this fantastic asset that is currently latent in our community and build on the good work done by the OVT in line with their motto to “use our past to secure our future.”

Opening the Oparara Valley Track to Mountain Biking

The Oparara Valley Track is a fantastic community asset; it is a well-formed all-weather, spectacularly scenic track that follows the Oparara River into the Kahurangi National Park to the Oparara Basin, which is the most popular tourist attraction in the Karamea region after the Heaphy Track.

However, the Oparara Valley Track is currently latent in the community, and to our visitors. It is underutilised and is not providing a good return on the investment made to construct it or to the community that supported its construction.

Every year, hundreds of mountain bikers arrive at the Kohaihai Shelter at the Karamea end of the Heaphy Track. Most of these riders load their bikes onto their vehicles and drive away. Karamea is missing a great opportunity to capture this market because viable mountain biking opportunities do not currently exist in the region and, as a result, there is no compelling reason for bikers to stay when they finish the Heaphy Track.

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Kohaihai River Mouth at the Karamea end of the Heaphy Track (Photo by Paul Murray)

 

Mountain bikers are interested in mountain biking and we need to offer them a compelling reason to stay here after they finish the Heaphy Track and the Oparara Valley Track is the answer, it already exists and without great investment, or significant effort, mountain biking could be permitted on the track, riders would stay after finishing the Heaphy and the Karamea community would benefit greatly as a result. It would also make another great day activity to offer visitors holidaying in Karamea and for local people to enjoy.

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Australian MTBer Matthew Ridgeway enjoys a ride in Karamea (Photo by Paul Murray)

 

Benefits to the Karamea Community by allowing MTBing on the Oparara Valley Track:

  • Development of a new affluent market largely comprised of professionals willing to spend significant amounts on their chosen holiday activities.
  • Provision of customers/cash-flow to businesses during the winter season (addressing the annual issue of the winter season downturn).
  • An overall increase in visitor numbers and lengths of stay by visitors.
  • A strong contribution to the development of the increasingly important eco-tourism market (mountain biking is an internationally recognised and fast-growing eco-tourism activity).
  • Showcasing the Oparara Valley Basin and its limestone caves, arches and walkways (assisting the Oparara Valley Trust to maximise the value of the public assets that it has developed for the benefit of the local community).
  • Improving access to the Oparara Basin for older travellers and those who cannot cope with high-impact activities (i.e. mountain biking is a recognised low-impact activity that is suitable for older people and those with impairments such as hip injuries).
  •  Provision of a recreational facility that can be used by the local community.
  • Increase in patronage at cafés, restaurants, service businesses etc leads to better facilities and services available to local community, stabilises the local economy and creates additional employment possibilities.
  • Establishment and promotion of a facility (facilities) that is consistent with: the Government’s stated policy to support the development of national cycling ways (including biking tracks and trails for community use and the boosting of regional tourism numbers/revenues); and Tourism West Coast’s existing commitment to the development and promotion of mountain-biking activities/trails across the whole of the West Coast.
  • An important contribution towards the development of a coordinated network of trails/activities across the whole of the Coast.  A network that would enable West Coast tourism operators to better compete for a share of this rapidly growing market.  A market that to date has been better developed, marketed and promoted in other regions.
  • Reduction on road maintenance cost due to a reduction on vehicular traffic on McCullum’s Mill Road
  • Creation of local employment opportunities: eg. Bike Mechanic, track maintenance team, additional staff positions created at existing businesses, facilties and services resulting from increased demand.
  • MTBing would enable people to ride through the track and return, addressing the problem of underutilisation (walking track problematic as no means of return…track is not a walking loop)
  • Augment the Heaphy Track MTB experience (by offering additional activity…efficiency)
  • Heaphy Track riders are already here, we don’t have to attract them. We have to encourage them to stay by offering them a compelling reason…promotion easy, just say, “Hey, when you finish the Heaphy you’ve got to see the Oparara, it’s amazing!” (Which is is!)
  • Attract MTBing holidaymakers to Karamea as well as catering to dedicated Heaphy Track riders. (Track will provide and additional year-round activity for visitors to Karamea
  • Warm-up ride for Heaphy Track
  • Provide healthy activity for Karamea people, kids and adults.
  • If track is deemed in need of additional work to make MTB ready, the Oparara Valley Trust has funds available and could reasonably apply for grants from a wide range of protential funders for this initiative.
  • Most of Karamea tourism operators and most residents support this proposal
  • 100% of MTBers (large recreational group) I have spoken with support this proposal
  • Enable grater access to the Oparara Basin, improve visitor numbers and create employment opportunities, which are all stated objectives of the Oparara Valley Trust

Oparara Basin Slideshow: Let’s Make this spectacular region MTB accessible

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There are numerous examples of how other similar communities have benefitted greatly from the establishment of mountain biking tracks in their regions, such success is also possible here in Karamea and we need to take charge of our own future and make the positive changes necessary to ensure that the local economy is strong, resilient, our community vibrant and our future secure.

Let’s get serious about how we might better utilise this fantastic asset that is currenlty latent in our community, build on the good work done by the Oparara Valley Trust in line with their motto to “use our past to secure our future.”

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Reverse Malthusian Trap Snares Rural Kiwis

Off the Top of My Head

By Paul Murray

Karamea, West Coast, New Zealand: February 17, 2016
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Minister for Economic Development Ms Joyce Stevens

The New Zealand Minister for Economic Development the right honourable Ms Joyce Stevens announced today that given the success of recent regional austerity measures, such as the reduction in police services in remote areas and the redirection of national funds to urban areas where most voters live, that the ministry would now expand the scope of the programme to include education, emergency services, utilities, health and roading.

The ministry recently conducted an economic analysis of police services in rural regions of New Zealand and found they could significantly reduce the cost of policing the country by cancelling such services on the ground that there was insufficient crime being committed to justify maintaining a police presence.

In his report into  West Coast police service delivery, Police Commandant Rob Malthusian suggested the “disestablishment” of the Karamea Police Station and the removal of a permanent police presence in the region. The community of Karamea reacted with rightful dismay to the recommendation by the commandant and a wave of antidisestablishmentarianism swept through the district as the anguished populace faced and uncertain future.

Stevens went on to say that “Using the same logic, we can now apply the process to other expensive public services to redirect public expenditure and ensure the money is available where it is most needed.” When asked to expand on that statement, Stevens said, “Well it’s simple really, if demand for such services is deemed to be insufficient, supply will fall to meet it. My ministry has determined that there is little need to maintain fire or ambulance services if there is low demand…if there aren’t enough fires, medical emergencies or accidents, it is difficult to rationalise the provision of such services and they will thus be terminated.” She went on to say that because there were insufficient numbers of illiterate children in rural New Zealand, schools would be closed and roads no longer maintained if traffic levels were low and dental services would also be cancelled if the unacceptably low level of tooth decay persisted.

Minister of Police the right honourable Mr Colin Judith when asked about the recent reduction in police services across rural New Zealand said, “Look, we have been providing nationwide police services in low crime regions for long enough, if the people living there don’t want to fully utilise the services we provide then there will eventually come a time when we can no longer justify the provision of such services….that time has come.” Judith cut short his press conference after he was injured by being hit in the face with a flying IUD, which was apparently removed and thrown at him by a disgruntled member of the assembled local press.

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Minister of Police Collin Judith

After the Minister was released from Westport Hospital, he met with Buller Mayor Harry Goward at the Council Chambers. The Mayor pressed him to further explain his decision to terminate police and other services in his district and Judith said,”Well look at the case of Karamea––perhaps the most remote town on mainland New Zealand––crime rates are so low there that we need to address the situation. Clearly the removal of permanent police presence in the area will serve to increase crime rates to an acceptable level and perhaps when that have been achieved, we can justifiably reinstate a police officer to meet demand.”

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Buller Mayor Harry Goward

Goward said in a press statement that, “It seems the people of Karamea have themselves to blame for the loss of their police officer and the disestablishment of their police station, they are just too honest and law abiding.”

Karamea businessman Muzza Rongo, a known social commentator, said, “I happen to believe that the provision of essential services like police, utilities, emergency and education are the basic responsibility of government, to fail to provide such services is tantamount to criminal negligence.  If democratically elected government officials neglect their most basic responsibilities, they may  experience a revolutionary uprising and be replaced with actual leaders who have a vested interest in caring for their constituents and the disposition to actually honour their responsibilities and live up to the expectations of the people who helped them to power.”

However, not all agreed, retired bureaucrat Mac Cleveland said of the report, “This is a classic example of a reverse Malthusian Trap whereby a declining population meets with an abundance of public services that lead to an unacceptably high quality of life…this situation is untenable in political terms and changes need to be accepted.”

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Prime Minister Jonki

New Zealand Prime Minister Jonki, who now goes by the title His Excellency, President for Life, Commander in Chief, Lord of All the Beasts of MiddleEarth and Fishes of the Seas Sir Jonki, said, “We will no longer provide services that are not being fully utilised, if you want police, commit crime, if you want medical services, spread disease, if you want emergency services, create demand, otherwise, national fiscal resources that are currently being wasted on maintenance of economically unviable ministrations will be redirected to serve more loyal and responsible citizens in urban areas and the provision of such services to rural regions will be terminated until such time as they can be warranted.”

Karamea Community spokesperson Luke Rictus and Buller Community Coordinator Howard Peters said in a joint statement that they welcomed the opportunity for anarchy and lawlessness, that they were sick and tired of legal compliance requirements and saw great opportunities for regional economic revival through graft, violence and larceny, and that they looked forward to a bright future of corruption and malfeasance for their families and cronies. Without police, emergency services and education, they saw tremendous scope for the emergence of previously unacceptable and illegal activities that will prove lucrative and provide the much needed economic stimulus required by their constituents.

Prime Minister Jonki said, “That is precisely what we seek in rural regions, it’s time for provincial yokel types to take more responsibility for their own existence. My government cannot continue to provide services to people who are just not using them, these measures will create a future demand and when it is deemed their provision is again economically viable, they may be restored,” he added.

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Karamea Community Grows by Four

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Hello everyone, my name is Vinnie. I’m originally from the Kapati Coast, but I have lived on the West Coast for many years working as a chef in local cafes like Drifter’s Café in Granity from 2002 onwards and The Bayhouse café/restaurant in Tauranga Bay from 2005. I then went on to open and successfully run Round the Bed café in Ngakawau for three years. I then moved back to the Kapati Coast for four years to be with family where I helped run a successful café called Melt Café, which we unfortunately had to close and sell to make way for an expressway…

 

So, I decided to hit the road and travel around the rest of the South Island for a year and eventually landing here in beautiful Karamea where I look forward to making a new and exciting life with my partner Lisa and daughters Ella (4) and Lily (12) because we love it here.

I have a great chance to do that by making the “Global Gypsy” work and I seek your help. I want to purchase all locally grown organic produce and set up a farmer’s market for the community. So, if you have any excellent quality, excess garden produce, please come and see me and I’ll buy it from you for resale to others in the community who may need it.

I will purchase the produce at a reasonable price, mark it up to cover the costs of operating the store and the service, so the growers get paid, I get paid and the community benefits by being able to access locally grown, freshly harvested, healthy organic produce at a reasonable price year-round. I will also be looking at ways of turning excess produce into other products for people to enjoy, like pesto, hummus, conserves, sauces etc.

I would also like to showcase any Karamea produced art and craft products and will provide a display area where visitors to the region will be able to purchase locally made souvenirs.

By all means, please drop by the store and introduce yourself, I look forward to meeting you and being part of the Karamea community.

Oh, and I’m also helping Diana out at the Karamea Village Hotel as the head chef, so come on down and try one of my meals as well!

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The Global Gypsy: Something for everyone

 Organic foods, new and used clothing, jewellery, arts & crafts, scarves, mosquito nets and repellents, earthing sheets, endorphin mats, second-hand goods and much, much, much more………..

 

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Gerar Toye: Global Gypsy

Off the Top of my Head

By Paul Murray 

GerarA thirst for inspiration, wisdom, experience and understanding led Gerar Toye (52) on an international quest from his birthplace in South Auckland to Karamea at the top of the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand.

The youngest of six children, Gerar spent his formative years in Manurewa––one of the most multi-cultural suburbs of Auckland and also one of the roughest and toughest––before moving to Borneo for a couple of years with his father Dallas, a school teacher, and mother Pauline, a volunteer nurse.

On returning to New Zealand and completing his primary education, Gerar developed a strong interest in photography and became a darkroom printer for New Zealand’s top professional photographers. The job satisfied his passion for photographic printing, but the formulaic style of the photography he was charged with printing and the sterile, safe and conservative images he constantly saw emerging in the developing fluid left him wanting to make his own images and express his creative ideas through photography.

Gerar quit the job that no longer inspired him and went to Australia in 1982 for a couple of years before returning to Borneo to hook up with childhood school friends there. The trip triggered his wonderlust and he spent the next two decades travelling the world and gaining the international experience, self-education and wisdom that travel affords.

Sri Lanka was next and there he met fellow travellers from the north, who had strange tales of India to share. “In Aragum Bay, I met people who had travelled through India who told me crazy stories about the country with sparkles in the eyes, which inspired me to visit the country,” he said. “I couldn’t believe the tales I heard and wanted to verify them for myself…I wanted to prove them wrong, but after seeing the country for myself, I found out that all I’d heard was true and more!”

His tourist visa allowed for six months in India, but that was in no way sufficient once his interest in the country and its diverse culture was piqued. He returned 10 times and travelled extensively all the while with his camera at the ready.

In 1989, he heard about the Kumbh Mela Festival, a Hindu pilgrimage that takes place every four years in four different locations in rotation. Hindu devotees flock to bathe in the sacred Ganges River and here he photographed the religious, cultural and anthropological spectacle of the largest gathering of humans on the Earth.

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The experience was overwhelming, 30 million people assembled in one location, with 70 million attending the event over the course of one month inspired Gerar to return to participate in the Maha (large) Kumbh Mela festival in 2001, which occurs every 144 years and is held at Triveni Sangam the “meeting place” at the confluence of the Ganga, Yamuna and the Sarasvat rivers.

There Gerar photographed the myriad people assembled in the largest-ever congregation of religious pilgrims with his unique “shooting from the hip” style that enables him to capture candid moments, spontaneity and genuine emotion in his subjects. The hand-printed images are now being exhibited at the Global Gypsy Gallery in Karamea.

With the travelbug’s teeth now deep into his flesh and Gerar ventured to numerous countries, travelled through the Americas, Europe and Asia, all the while with camera at the ready to capture moments of human emotion, joy, expression and life moments. With three cameras and 200 rolls of film each year Gerar had no room for cold or wet weather clothes so spent his time in constant warmth with only one winter in his twenty years on the road.

Opportunities abounded and he helped everyone he met basically woofing before it was invented. These led to some marvellous experiences, including being invited to tour America with Paul Kelly and Crowded House, which he turned down to follow an affair of the heart. Using his darkroom skills he built a darkroom on a 1910 Danish Gaff rigged ketch from Fremantle West Australia through Indonesia, Micronesia and Japan and on to Alaska.

He now had a body of work that he could share with others and market to finance his vagabond lifestyle. Years on the road had also furnished him with wisdom and spiritual understanding well beyond his years and he decided to mix both his spirituality and photography to create postcards, posters and T-shirts of his images matched with inspirational quotations and put his experiences out into the retail market. Despite significant effort and attempts to offer his cards to retail outlets, shop owners were not keen to stock his products, so he decided to go it alone and sell them himself.

He returned to New Zealand in 1990 initially to Mangawhai Heads north of Auckland where his now retired parents live. While there, he painted an ecological mural on the public toilets as a move to think globally and act locally. The mural was graffiti-free until it started to peel ten years later and he was commissioned to return to repaint it for the locals.

He later travelled in a purple 1956 Bedford bus called “Carpe Diem” with the Kiwi Gypsy Fair for five years, circling the country six times and selling his wares at markets, festivals and fairs. The response to his products was very positive and the feedback he received encouraged him to produce a book compiling his photographic images and quotations. However, finding a publisher to handle the idea proved frustrating as the idea was considered unsaleable. “The images and quotes were very popular with the public, so I knew a book would work,” he said. Publishers thought otherwise and he was forced to go it alone and using all his credit cards to produce his first book “Reality is for Those with no Imagination,” which was published in 1997.

The next challenge was to find book retailers that would stock and sell his book. This again proved frustrating as he wasn’t backed by a publisher and as a sole trader, retailers were less than helpful and he met with similar resistance from bookshop owners he had experienced when marketing his quote cards.

Around that time the Internet was gathering popularity and he set up a Web site www.globalgypsy.com to stock his own work and market it online. This proved a good move and his product started to move. Retailers gradually came on board and his work is now stocked in over a hundred outlets across New Zealand and Australia. His book sold out and has been translated into French, German and 16 other languages. He now has eight books on the market and has sold over 14,000 copies making him one of New Zealand’s best-selling authors.

In 2002, Gerar and his then partner Amla had boy/girl twins Kiva and Rimu. His nomadic lifestyle quickly changed and he became a father, settled back into life in New Zealand,

He decided to pursue his creative passion and enrolled in a fine arts degree at Canterbury University in Christchurch. He initially decided to study painting, but on reflection switched to filmmaking as he felt the artform had a greater propensity to influence people in a positive way. “I didn’t feel I could change the world by painting,” he said.

The challenges and responsibilities of fatherhood forced him to leave university before graduating, but he managed to express his talent for directing and writing film and produced a low budget ($400) 20-minute short film titled “Zen and the Art of Hitchhiking,” which can be seen online:

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By Gerar Toye

Invited by Paul Murray to revisit Karamea and the LivinginPeace Project he had started Gerar was inspired to be part of the dream to bring people together and he settled into life in the small remote rural community in 2007 after purchasing the old information centre building in the centre of town. He painted it in rainbow stripes and established a retail outlet of his own to market his growing range of books, postcards, T-shirts, fridge magnets, jigsaws, bumper stickers, framed photographs and posters and expanded with a range of goods and products including; organic food, local produce, artworks, fair trade items, second-hand goods, accessories, curios and pre-loved natural-fibre clothing…the Global Gypsy Gallery was born.

Today, the Global Gypsy Gallery is a veritable emporium and must-see shop for any visitor to Karamea. It has become a Farmer’s Market where local organic fruit and vegetable growers can sell their excess produce, local artisans can sell their creations, the best cup of tea and coffee in town and hours of browsing through a treasure trove of quality new and used products from around the world. Gerar’s photographs adorn the walls and he again has overcome the challenges of unsupportive retailers and conservative mindset by doing it himself…and doing it very well.

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Gerar commutes between Karamea in the summers and Bellingen N.S.W. Australia where his twins who are now ten attend the Chrysalis Steiner School. He is working on two film scripts “Holy Cow Shit” and “My Sweet Revenge,” which is about 7 strangers who kidnap former U.S. President George W. Bush and hold him captive for a week. Gerar is currently seeking funding for the film. 
 
His dream now is to make films that will inspire others to reflect and think for themselves and to connect with the love of giving and compassion.
 
Another long-term goal is to establish the Global Gypsy Cafe Project where cafes would be set up in countries of need and staffed by Wwoofer volunteers to train orphans and children of sex workers to grow food and run the cafes. Gerar considers that the way to freedom for many in their cycle is to receive skills and not handouts. 
 
Each cafe would be self-sustaining and provide healthy organic food to travellers, while encouraging people to see a notice board of locals that need assistance. It is hoped that graduates from the LivinginPeace Project Permaculture Design Course would be able apply and share their knowledge of food production though the project.
 
Disillusioned by charity tourism, Gerar sees a way that the efforts of travellers can be harnessed and directly helping those in need. After his time in Calcutta with Mother Teresa and working in Dr Jacques clinic, he saw a direct way he could help by creating a system where travellers can be placed where they can help the most without anyone flying anywhere and without money changing hands. 
 
His upcoming Holy Cow Shit film will express the concept in film and all that is required is $15,000 funding if you have more than you need and would like to share.
 
Gerar is seeking funding to establish a not for profit entity for the project, which could potentially place thousands of travellers in areas where they can give and receive the most and help needy people take charge of their lives. 
 
If you can assist Gerar realise his vision in any way, please e-mail Gerar Toye: nz@globalgypsy.com
 
Additional information is available on the Global Gypsy Web site www.globalgypsy.com

 

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Stupid stuff we need to stop saying to Dads.

FEBRUARY 4, 2016

Recently I got chatting with a nice lady in the queue at the supermarket.

(Because when the highlight of your Friday evening is browsing a frozen food aisle, you’ll talk to everyone.)

As I loaded a giant bag of nappies onto the checkout conveyor, Nice Lady smiled at me.

“Kids?” she asked with a grin.

“Yeah, a little boy.” I replied.

“So, who’s got him now?” she asked.

“Um, he’s at home with his Dad.”

Her grin widened.

“Ohhhh,” she said, giving me the look.

It goes like this:

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I’ve tried to learn how to do the look.

But this is what ends up happening:

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Then she dropped the whammy:

“Let’s hope everything is under control when you get home!”

Chortle chortle. Wink wink.

It took all my strength not to donk her over the head with a zucchini.

Instead, I nodded and smiled breezily through gritted teeth.

Then and there, it dawned on me.

We need to stop talking about Dads like they’re an inept accessory to parenting.

I hear this stuff all the time, and my husband hears it too.

Like the time we were at the park and our son was dressed in mismatched shoes and a crappy old t-shirt covered in vegemite stains.

Looks like Daddy dressed you today!” came a well-meaning comment.

Newsflash: I dressed him. And I did a terrible job, which is the norm. When his Dad dresses him, he looks like a Bonds catalogue kid.

Is Daddy on babysitting duty today?

Nope, he’s not a baby sitter.

He’s a parent. Y’know, like a Mum, except with a penis.

He’s outside playing cricket in the backyard, kissing a skinned knee, smearing sunscreen onto a tiny nose and handling another epic “I don’t want sunscreen” meltdown like a boss.

He’s sitting on the toilet with a small person staring at him through a crack in the door.

He’s making forts and train stations and race tracks.

Later on he’ll be scraping solidified cheese off the floor, hanging tiny shirts on the washing line, Febrezing the wee-scent out of the sofa cushions and scooping poo out of the bathtub.

He will spot a red rash behind our son’s ears and google “possibility of death with red rash behind ears” and quietly convince himself it’s a flesh eating virus.

He will worry and think about our son- all the time.

He will get everything wrong, then right, then wrong, then right.

He will argue with his partner (me) about whose turn it was to buy the pull-ups and we will both wonder why we ever got into this game – and then something great will happen.

Joy.

Hearts will fill up again.

He’ll read the same Peter Rabbit story for the sixth time in a row (without flinching) and will wrangle four squirming, kicking limbs into clean pyjamas.

He will sit beside his bed, saying the two words he knows will help our son to drift away.

Daddy’s here.”

He will go downstairs to tidy up the toys, and he will flop on the sofa with a beer, and he will get up two minutes later when our son wakes and cries.

And he will do it again, and again, until he gives up on the beer altogether.

He will check the locks on the doors and creep into his bedroom to whisper a last goodnight, safe in the knowledge he’s probably going to get 4 hours sleep tonight.

On his way out, he will look into the cot and think to himself:

Bloody hell, he’s beautiful.

Alongside all of this, there’s me.  Doing exactly the same kind of stuff, every day.

Sure, there are plenty of deadbeat Dads in the world. Believe me, I know this for certain. Equally, there are plenty of deadbeat Mums.

But the good Dads need to be part of our language of parenting.

We only have to look at the smiling faces of mothers with children in magazines, movies, advertising and online to see where the media thinks the parenting-pendulum swings.

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And yep.

Listen to the language we use about parents to know what we’re supposed to think the score is.

Watch how much pressure we put on Mums to be the natural-born carers. The ones with the instincts. The ones who know how to do it properly.

Hell, even the bottle of stuff we wash our son with says Mums prefer.”

What about the Dads?

It’s easy to see why it’s often called ‘Daddy Day Care’.

It’s easy to see why Dads rarely get a mention at our ante-natal classes.

It’s easy to see why the good Dads – loving, caring, lion-hearted, capable, loyal, instinctive Dads – are portrayed as goofy mistake-makers.

It’s easy to see why there’s a popular Instagram hashtag called #dumbstuffdadsdo; but nothing for Mums. Because we never do dumb stuff, do we? (cough)

It’s easy to see why people fawn all over a bloke with a baby in a sling, like he’s some sort of rare messiah.

It’s easy to see why most Dads get about 5 days paternity leave (if any) when a child is born.

It’s easy to understand why we never hear the term “working father“.

And it’s easy to see why Facebook started a viral trend this week, asking women around the world to share “five reasons why I’m happy to be a mother.”  #silentvom

Nothing for the awesome Dads.

Nope.

Because they’re probably all scratching their balls and watching the football, right?

Wrong.

They’re scratching their balls and watching the Teletubbies.

All hail.

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Our son and his Dad.

 

Source: Dumb-ass stuff we need to stop saying to Dads.

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