The Rongolian Star Quiz No. 3

Question 1

Who was without question Australia’s greatest cricketing batsman?

Clue : He was known as “The Don”

a. Don Corleone

 

b. Don Juan

c. Don Trump

 

d. Don Duck

Question 2

Kim Dotcom was German champion of which athletic sport in 2010?

a. Pole dancing

b. Irish sky diving
c. Hacky sacky


d. Twister

Question 3

You are out fishing on your new cruiser when your vituperous mother in law accidentally trips over your quickly extended right foot and falls overboard. She is unfortunately, immediately chomped by a great white shark. Do you:

 

a. Pour your self the best tasting beer of your entire life?

 

b. Wish you had been wearing your 3-D contact lenses?
c. Quickly clip on your snazziest shark lure and frantically cast into the burley?
d. Throw the wife in to save her?

 

 

Question 4

 

Who is Australia’s greatest sporting hero of all time?

a. Hayden Haitana

b. John Hopoate


c. Phar Lap


d.Trevor Chappell

Clue : Born and bred in New Zealand, deported to Australia and was heavily involved in the racing industry.

Question 5

A flaming asteroid half the size of your mother in laws jaw bone is travelling at Mach 23 towards Karamea. ETA about 5 minutes!!!! Do you:

a. Run to pub?

 

b. Run from pub in a moment of blind panic when you realise it is your shout?

c. Run back to pub when you realise you were drinking alone?


d. You are a confirmed teetotaller so you pour yourself a large schooner of tea, shaken not stirred, what the heck make it a double, a slice of lemon, couple of ice cubes, put in your char one of those silly cocktail umbrellas, splash of dry ginger ale and scull!!! Burp!! Didn’t touch the sides and so you…KABOOM!

 

 

 

 

About LivinginPeaceProject

Paul Murray is the founder of the LivinginPeace Project. www.livinginpeace.com Paul originally from Australia, but have been living in New Zealand for 14 years. Before that he was in Japan for a decade working as a journalist. He met his wife Sanae in Japan and they married in 2008.
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