Category Archives: Humor

Karamea Ministry of Red Tape #4

A New Zealand Government Department authorised by Parliamentary Statute and Royal Decree to receive Official Complaints!   Office Manager:   Red Scarlett Senior Complaints Officer:   Pierre Moustache Office Secretary:   Peach Melba Bad Debts Collection:    Chopper! Karamea Ministry of … Continue reading

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Ten Rongolian Star Christmas Present Suggestions

1: The Bureaucratic Machine: The Most Useless Gadget Ever Invented! 2: The Jesus Toaster: Give us this day our Daily Bread… 3: The Claytons Husband: The Man you have when you’re not having a Man… 4: A Housewife’s Dream! 5: … Continue reading

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The Rongolian Lonely Hearts Club:

A Special Message to All the Ladies from Garfunkel Hey Ladies, Garfunkel here again…I’m SO ready for you to call. I’m looking for a special hard-lovin’ woman to share my passion for life, love and funkin’. It’s been a good while … Continue reading

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape #3

A New Zealand Government Department Authorised by Statute and Royal Decree to Receive Official Complaints. Office Manager:   Red Scarlett Senior Complaints Officer:  Jed Hooligan Secretary:   Cinnamon Voluptuous Office Duck:  Quacker Friday  9 am Office of Karamea Ministry of … Continue reading

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Another Really Busy Day for Jesus

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News Flash: New Rongolian Arrives on 1/11/11

Huge Win on Melbourne Cup Day! Off the Top of My Head By Paul Murray I’m overjoyed to report that our first child “Buster” Murray was born on 1/11/11 at 2:44 a.m. in Nelson Hospital…I can also report that, other than the … Continue reading

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The Rongolian Star Issue 11: October, 2011

The Rongolian Star Issue 10: September, 2011 The Rongolian Star Issue No. 11: October 2011 Published by Royal Decree since 1878 Rongo, 130 Waverley Street, Karamea, Buller, South Island, New Zealand Telephone    00 64 3 7826 667 E-mail  rongo@actrix.co.nz Web:  www.rongobackpackers.com … Continue reading

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Another Madly Busy Day for Jesus

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape #2

A New Zealand Government Department authorised by an Act of Parliament to receive official complaints. Office Manager   Red Scarlett Complaints Officer   Roget Thesaurus Roget:        Good afternoon sir. Welcome to the Karamea Ministry of Red Tape. … Continue reading

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The Wonderfully Wild West Coast

  Off the Top of My Head   By Paul Murray     The West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand is a slice of paradise sandwiched between the roaring Tasman Sea and the majestic Southern Alps. It … Continue reading

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