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Book Review: “Feral: Rewilding the Land, Sea and Human Life” by George Monbiot
Off the Top of My Head
By Paul Murray
Oxford-educated Zoologist and writer George Monbiot takes on the subject of rewilding in his latest book “Feral” and makes it real by searching out and documenting practical examples of its successful application and exploring possibilities of furthering the concept to restore damaged ecosystems for the betterment of human life by recognising that the natural world is integral to our well being.
Wikipedia describes “Rewilding” as “large-scale conservation aimed at restoring and protecting natural processes and core wilderness areas, providing connectivity between such areas, and protecting or reintroducing apex predators and keystone species.”
Conservation is a hot topic these days and everyone has their own perception of what it is and how it should be applied. Monbiot introduces the concept of the “Shifting Baseline Theory” whereby people and conservation groups only seek to restore the environment to the level of their personal experience and recollection of how it once was, not necessarily how it naturally existed, or its natural state. Rewilding is a process that permits nature to conserve and restore itself.
Jasper James/Getty ImagesIn many parts of the world, relentless grazing by sheep, goats and other livestock limits the re-establishment of the natural environment by browsing young plants and preventing them from reaching maturity. Monbiot suggests that large tracts of Scotland, Ireland, England and Wales (where he lives) are devoid of woodland, forest and have depleted ecosystems as a result of centuries of overgrazing in a chapter he titled “Sheepwrecked.” The same certainly applies in Australia and New Zealand and all other countries where broad-scale grazing practices are common and landscapes are devoid of vegetation and the natural life systems it supports. Rewilding offers a positive means of correcting the damage done and restoring biodiversity.
Rewilding is no longer merely an idea or theoretical concept; it has been successfully applied with numerous unexpected benefits. Perhaps the best example is the reintroduction of wolves to Yellowstone National Park in the United States. Wolves had been absent from the park for about 70 years after having been completely hunted out. This led to a proliferation of grazing animals, particularly red deer (or elk), which were then permitted to reproduce freely in an environment without predators. The increase in deer numbers resulted in a marked decrease in vegetation, loss of habitat for birds and animals that had sheltered in the grass and woodlands that existed there before heavy grazing by deer drastically altered the original landscape.
The reintroduction of a dominant predator, in this case wolves, led to an initial reduction in deer numbers, but also a change in the behavior of the deer. They no longer grazed in the valleys, canyons, gulches and gorges, zones where they felt vulnerable to predation. They were restricted to the grasslands and plains where they were able to more easily escape wolf attack. This enabled the vegetation to re-establish in the less open areas, woodlands returned, saplings were allowed to become trees, the trees and the shelter they provide allowed birds to return, small animals found home in the undergrowth, rabbits and mice returned providing a food source for weasels, foxes and birds of prey, which also fed on the carrion left by the wolves.
Bears also came to feed on the berries, carrion and assisted the wolves in the ecological reengineering process by eating deer calves. Beavers came down the rivers and recolonised the banks, built their dams, slowed the flow of the river, which rehydrated the land, facilitating further vegetation growth and stabilising the riverbanks, reducing erosion and soil loss, the river meandered less, the entire ecosystem became more robust, balanced and steadfast. The reintroduction of wolves changed the entire landscape, significantly increased the biodiversity and health of the environment and initiated a natural top-down succession process that has been termed a “trophic cascade.”
The idea of reintroducing wolves to the Yellowstone National Park met with significant resistance, but proponents of rewilding overcame the challenges to the ideas and the people who feared their grandmothers might be eaten and were permitted to release a few wolves into the park to see what effect they would have on the ecosystem. The results far exceeded all expectations and did much to establish the concept of rewilding as a means of repairing damaged landscapes. No grandmas died, no houses were blown down, no one was mauled when the moon was full…the net result definitely justified the means and Yellowstone is now significantly more valuable as a national park, sustains vastly more plants and animals and is far more stable environmentally since the wolves were returned.
How Wolves Change Rivers:
Oceans too can be rewilded; in fact the process is simpler than land rewilding as there are less physical barriers to the movement of plants and animals through the water. The creation of marine reserves around the world has produced remarkable results in quickly restoring fish stocks, species diversity and seabed vegetation. By prohibiting fishing trawlers from regions of the ocean, breeding zones and ecologically significant areas, the number, size and types of aquatic species soon recover and proliferate. Monbiot states that by allowing fish and other marine life the protection they need to regenerate their numbers, fish catches and associated economic return outside the marine reserves have increased.
Another interesting revelation in the book is the importance of whales to the ocean environment and indeed the entire Earth. Whales eat fish, plankton and krill, and it turns out that they also sustain their food sources. Monbiot convincingly demonstrates that removing whales from the ecosystem leads to a trophic collapse of fish, plankton and krill numbers, quite the opposite of claims by the Japanese government and others that removing whales will increase fish numbers and improve catches and allow more food for humans.
Whales feed in the dark depths of the ocean and then return to the surface for air. In the photic zone, the upper levels of the ocean where sunlight penetrates the water, the whales release what scientists politely refer to as “faecal plumes,” meaning they defecate in the water, effectively fertilsing the ocean in the photic zone where photosynthesis occurs. Whale excrement is rich in iron and nitrogen and these nutrients significantly enhance the growth of plankton, which in turn, supports other aquatic life.
By deep diving and returning to the surface, the whales also create turbulence in the water that circulates plankton back up into the photic zone where it can reproduce. The plankton, like all plants, absorbs carbon dioxide and sunlight as it grows. It then sinks to the ocean floor effectively removing carbon from atmospheric circulation and storing it. The sequestration of CO2 by plankton is an important process in the balancing of carbon levels in the atmosphere and Monbiot suggests that the action of whales removes “tens of millions of tonnes” of carbon from the atmosphere, benefits of which reach far beyond the ocean and assists human life and the general health of the planet as well.
How Whales Change Climate:
In addition to significant environmental benefits, rewilding has been shown to generate a much better financial return from rural land than grazing. Environmental tourism, bird and animal watchers, botanical tour groups etc. are attracted to rewilded areas, spending money as they go, Monbiot lists numerous examples in his book of vastly better economic results from eco-tourism than agriculture.
The Anthropecene epoch is in danger of being remembered historically by future peoples as the stupidest, most apathetic, ignorant and indecisive generation ever for its inaction and inability to accept and meet current environmental challenges and for our unwillingness to change, even though we know we must.
Nature knows nothing of shifting baseline theory, as its memory is timeless. In fact, time is all nature requires to fully restore itself. Rewilding is a simple and cost-effective means of restoring damaged environments, it’s as simple as removing grazing animals from an ecosystem and allowing it to regenerate, create habitat, shelter, food sources that permit and sustain wild animals. Perhaps it’s time for humans to respect the power of nature to heal itself, defer to a greater authority on the subject of eco-management and allow natural systems to rewild themselves for the great benefit of all concerned.
Photo by Dominick TylerTranscript of TED Talk on Rewilding by George Monbiot:
When I was a young man, I spent six years of wild adventure in the tropics working as an investigative journalist in some of the most bewitching parts of the world. I was as reckless and foolish as only young men can be. This is why wars get fought. But I also felt more alive than I’ve ever done since. And when I came home, I found the scope of my existence gradually diminishing until loading the dishwasher seemed like an interesting challenge. And I found myself sort of scratching at the walls of life, as if I was trying to find a way out into a wider space beyond. I was, I believe, ecologically bored.
Now, we evolved in rather more challenging times than these, in a world of horns and tusks and fangs and claws. And we still possess the fear and the courage and the aggression required to navigate those times. But in our comfortable, safe, crowded lands, we have few opportunities to exercise them without harming other people. And this was the sort of constraint that I found myself bumping up against. To conquer uncertainty, to know what comes next, that’s almost been the dominant aim of industrialized societies, and having got there, or almost got there, we have just encountered a new set of unmet needs. We’ve privileged safety over experience and we’ve gained a lot in doing so, but I think we’ve lost something too.
Now, I don’t romanticize evolutionary time. I’m already beyond the lifespan of most hunter-gatherers, and the outcome of a mortal combat between me myopically stumbling around with a stone-tipped spear and an enraged giant aurochs isn’t very hard to predict. Nor was it authenticity that I was looking for. I don’t find that a useful or even intelligible concept. I just wanted a richer and rawer life than I’ve been able to lead in Britain, or, indeed, that we can lead in most parts of the industrialized world.
And it was only when I stumbled across an unfamiliar word that I began to understand what I was looking for. And as soon as I found that word, I realized that I wanted to devote much of the rest of my life to it.
The word is “rewilding,” and even though rewilding is a young word, it already has several definitions. But there are two in particular that fascinate me. The first one is the mass restoration of ecosystems.
One of the most exciting scientific findings of the past half century has been the discovery of widespread trophic cascades. A trophic cascade is an ecological process which starts at the top of the food chain and tumbles all the way down to the bottom, and the classic example is what happened in the Yellowstone National Park in the United States when wolves were reintroduced in 1995. Now, we all know that wolves kill various species of animals, but perhaps we’re slightly less aware that they give life to many others. It sounds strange, but just follow me for a while. Before the wolves turned up, they’d been absent for 70 years. The numbers of deer, because there was nothing to hunt them, had built up and built up in the Yellowstone Park, and despite efforts by humans to control them, they’d managed to reduce much of the vegetation there to almost nothing, they’d just grazed it away. But as soon as the wolves arrived, even though they were few in number, they started to have the most remarkable effects. First, of course, they killed some of the deer, but that wasn’t the major thing. Much more significantly, they radically changed the behavior of the deer. The deer started avoiding certain parts of the park, the places where they could be trapped most easily, particularly the valleys and the gorges, and immediately those places started to regenerate. In some areas, the height of the trees quintupled in just six years. Bare valley sides quickly became forests of aspen and willow and cottonwood. And as soon as that happened, the birds started moving in. The number of songbirds, of migratory birds, started to increase greatly. The number of beavers started to increase, because beavers like to eat the trees. And beavers, like wolves, are ecosystem engineers. They create niches for other species. And the dams they built in the rivers provided habitats for otters and muskrats and ducks and fish and reptiles and amphibians. The wolves killed coyotes, and as a result of that, the number of rabbits and mice began to rise, which meant more hawks, more weasels, more foxes, more badgers. Ravens and bald eagles came down to feed on the carrion that the wolves had left. Bears fed on it too, and their population began to rise as well, partly also because there were more berries growing on the regenerating shrubs, and the bears reinforced the impact of the wolves by killing some of the calves of the deer.
But here’s where it gets really interesting. The wolves changed the behavior of the rivers. They began to meander less. There was less erosion. The channels narrowed. More pools formed, more riffle sections, all of which were great for wildlife habitats. The rivers changed in response to the wolves, and the reason was that the regenerating forests stabilized the banks so that they collapsed less often, so that the rivers became more fixed in their course. Similarly, by driving the deer out of some places and the vegetation recovering on the valley sides, there was less soil erosion, because the vegetation stabilized that as well. So the wolves, small in number, transformed not just the ecosystem of the Yellowstone National Park, this huge area of land, but also its physical geography.
Whales in the southern oceans have similarly wide-ranging effects. One of the many post-rational excuses made by the Japanese government for killing whales is that they said, “Well, the number of fish and krill will rise and then there’ll be more for people to eat.” Well, it’s a stupid excuse, but it sort of kind of makes sense, doesn’t it, because you’d think that whales eat huge amounts of fish and krill, so obviously take the whales away, there’ll be more fish and krill. But the opposite happened. You take the whales away, and the number of krill collapses. Why would that possibly have happened? Well, it now turns out that the whales are crucial to sustaining that entire ecosystem, and one of the reasons for this is that they often feed at depth and then they come up to the surface and produce what biologists politely call large fecal plumes, huge explosions of poop right across the surface waters, up in the photic zone, where there’s enough light to allow photosynthesis to take place, and those great plumes of fertilizer stimulate the growth of phytoplankton, the plant plankton at the bottom of the food chain, which stimulate the growth of zooplankton, which feed the fish and the krill and all the rest of it. The other thing that whales do is that, as they’re plunging up and down through the water column, they’re kicking the phytoplankton back up towards the surface where it can continue to survive and reproduce. And interestingly, well, we know that plant plankton in the oceans absorb carbon from the atmosphere — the more plant plankton there are, the more carbon they absorb — and eventually they filter down into the abyss and remove that carbon from the atmospheric system. Well, it seems that when whales were at their historic populations, they were probably responsible for sequestering some tens of millions of tons of carbon every year from the atmosphere.
And when you look at it like that, you think, wait a minute, here are the wolves changing the physical geography of the Yellowstone National Park. Here are the whales changing the composition of the atmosphere. You begin to see that possibly, the evidence supporting James Lovelock’s Gaia hypothesis, which conceives of the world as a coherent, self-regulating organism, is beginning, at the ecosystem level, to accumulate.
Trophic cascades tell us that the natural world is even more fascinating and complex than we thought it was. They tell us that when you take away the large animals, you are left with a radically different ecosystem to one which retains its large animals. And they make, in my view, a powerful case for the reintroduction of missing species. Rewilding, to me, means bringing back some of the missing plants and animals. It means taking down the fences, it means blocking the drainage ditches, it means preventing commercial fishing in some large areas of sea, but otherwise stepping back. It has no view as to what a right ecosystem or a right assemblage of species looks like. It doesn’t try to produce a heath or a meadow or a rain forest or a kelp garden or a coral reef. It lets nature decide, and nature, by and large, is pretty good at deciding.
Now, I mentioned that there are two definitions of rewilding that interest me. The other one is the rewilding of human life. And I don’t see this as an alternative to civilization. I believe we can enjoy the benefits of advanced technology, as we’re doing now, but at the same time, if we choose, have access to a richer and wilder life of adventure when we want to because there would be wonderful, rewilded habitats.
And the opportunities for this are developing more rapidly than you might think possible. There’s one estimate which suggests that in the United States, two thirds of the land which was once forested and then cleared has become reforested as loggers and farmers have retreated, particularly from the eastern half of the country. There’s another one which suggests that 30 million hectares of land in Europe, an area the size of Poland, will be vacated by farmers between 2000 and 2030.
Now, faced with opportunities like that, does it not seem a little unambitious to be thinking only of bringing back wolves, lynx, bears, beavers, bison, boar, moose, and all the other species, which are already beginning to move quite rapidly across Europe? Perhaps we should also start thinking about the return of some of our lost megafauna.
What megafauna, you say? Well, every continent had one, apart from Antarctica. When Trafalgar Square in London was excavated, the river gravels there were found to be stuffed with the bones of hippopotamus, rhinos, elephants, hyenas, lions. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there were lions in Trafalgar Square long before Nelson’s Column was built. All these species lived here in the last interglacial period, when temperatures were pretty similar to our own. It’s not climate, largely, which has got rid of the world’s megafaunas. It’s pressure from the human population hunting and destroying their habitats which has done so.
And even so, you can still see the shadows of these great beasts in our current ecosystems. Why is it that so many deciduous trees are able to sprout from whatever point the trunk is broken? Why is it that they can withstand the loss of so much of their bark? Why do understory trees, which are subject to lower sheer forces from the wind and have to carry less weight than the big canopy trees, why are they so much tougher and harder to break than the canopy trees are? Elephants. They are elephant-adapted. In Europe, for example, they evolved to resist the straight-tusked elephant, elephas antiquus, which was a great beast. It was related to the Asian elephant, but it was a temperate animal, a temperate forest creature. It was a lot bigger than the Asian elephant. But why is it that some of our common shrubs have spines which seem to be over-engineered to resist browsing by deer? Perhaps because they evolved to resist browsing by rhinoceros.
Isn’t it an amazing thought that every time you wander into a park or down an avenue or through a leafy street, you can see the shadows of these great beasts? Paleoecology, the study of past ecosystems, crucial to an understanding of our own, feels like a portal through which you may pass into an enchanted kingdom. And if we really are looking at areas of land of the sort of sizes I’ve been talking about becoming available, why not reintroduce some of our lost megafauna, or at least species closely related to those which have become extinct everywhere? Why shouldn’t all of us have a Serengeti on our doorsteps?
And perhaps this is the most important thing that rewilding offers us, the most important thing that’s missing from our lives: hope. In motivating people to love and defend the natural world, an ounce of hope is worth a ton of despair. The story rewilding tells us is that ecological change need not always proceed in one direction. It offers us the hope that our silent spring could be replaced by a raucous summer.
Thank you.
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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape – Office Staff
Manager: Red Scarlett

Senior Complaints Officer: Inspector Clouseau

Receptionist: Chauncey Gardiner

Office Shrink: Doctor Strangelove

Medical Officer: Doctor Ahmed El Kabir

Office Wine Steward: DBeelzepub

Office Muttley: Super Moo the Karamea Wonder Dog

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape, Front Office, Monday February 2nd 2015, 11 a.m.
Red Scarlett: “Troops! Attention!”

stomp……stomp……stomp……stomp………stomp…..
DBeelzePub: “Time for elevenses!! Final orders!!”

Inspector Clouseau: “Yeah cobba! I’ll have a four and a half of Jack Daniel’s!”

DBeelzePub: “Ice sir?”

Inspector Clouseau: “Yeah strewth! What the hell! Make it a double!”

Silly Hillary: ….puff…..puff…puff…….. “The sky is falling! The sky is falling and I’m off to to tell the President!”
DBeelzePub: “A snifter, Madam?”

Silly Hilary: “Well, I’m on a hi-carb, high fibre diet..so…um…..?”

DBeelzePub: “ There we are madam! A Gin and Tonic shaken not stirred! I have added a squeezed meat pie and three crushed weetbix and even included one of those ridiculously silly umbrellas!”

Silly Hillary: “SLURP! …. CRUNCH! …. MUNCH! …. BURP!”


Red Scarlett “You wish to make a complaint regarding the sky falling Madam?”

Silly Hillary: “Yes indeed! Also Foxy Loxy ate my friend Turkey Lurkey!”
Red Scarlett: “An official complaint?”

Silly Hillary: “Yes! Atmospheric meltdown is frying everyones brains!”

Chauncey Gardiner: “Americans don’t have any brains and global warming is beneficial for our desserts!”

Doctor StrangeLove: “Ya fraulein! Please sitting in our office ionising chair you are suffering from ultra violet heat stroke! Ya”
Zzzzzzzzzztttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silly Hillary: “Aaaaaaaagghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!”

Doctor StrangeLove: “Ya! Look at her globes jiggle! Zat is hot! Ya!”

Super Moo: “Arf arf!” Zzzzzzzttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silly Hillary: “No! Aaaaghhh!!!!!!!”
Doctor Strangelove: “More electrons fraulein? Ya? Ha ha haaaa!!!!
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Silly Hillary: “What is that plaque on the wall?”
“MAY THE ROAD RISE UP TO MEET YOU AND MAY THE WIND ALWAYS BE AT YOUR BACK”
Silly Hillary: “Aaaghh!!!!! …There is going to be an earthquake, followed by a hurricane! …… Aaagghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor StrangeLove: “Ya! Fraulein you urgently require rehydration!”

Drop……plink!…….Drop……plink!……Drop……plink!…..Drop…..plink!

Silly Hillary: “Aaaagghhh!”
Dr. StrangeLove : “Ya! I need a second opinion! Ya!”

Doctor Ahmed El Kabir: “Quack! Quack! Quack!”

Silly Hillary “I do not believe that you are a doctor!”

Doctor Ahmed El Kabir: “Well goodness gracious me! I can hear your heart going boompty boompty boom boom!”

Silly Hillary: “Impostor! Show me your credentials!”

Doctor Ahmed El Kabir: “Satisified Madam Sahbi!”

Silly Hillary: “Well I do declare! Handsome! You had better take my temperature doctor!”
Doctor StrangeLove: “Ya fraulein! Open wide! Say Ah! I am going to give you 10 cc of Podium Penthouse Barbie Doll! Zen you will tell ze truth and nothing but ze truth! Ya!”

Silly Hillary: “You prick!”
Inspector Clouseau: “Senator Silly Hillary Clinton I arrest you in the name of the law!”
Silly Hillary: “Whatever the crime, I Plead the 5th!”
Inspector Clouseau: “You Madame, have been charged with International War Crimes complicit with the secret destabilisation of the proud Muslim nations of the Middle East!

Silly Hillary: “It was President Bollocks O’Bananas idea! I’m just a porn!

Inspector Clouseau: “Guilty as charged! You Madame, will face Madame Guillotine at dawn!”

Silly Hillary: “Oh my! I’m going to get my own wax work! Eat dirt Taylor Swift!”

Doctor Ahmed El Kabir: “Why is the American CIA funding and arming diametrically opposed fundamentalist groups in Syria and Iraq!”

Silly Hillary: “I want to see a lawyer!”
Rumpole of the Bailey : “Allow me to introduce myself! Rumpole QC!”

Silly Hillary: “Hump Roll?”
Rumpole of the Bailey: “Rumpole! Horace Rumpole! Here is my ID!”

Silly Hillary: “Oh wow! My! That is a real mouth full!”

Father Ted: “I’m Father Ted! I’m here to take your last confession child!”

Silly Hillary: “Father! Your cockpit is wide open!”

Father Ted: “It’s t’ scouts motto! Always be prepared!”

Silly Hillary: “It’s been yonks since my last confession Father!”

Father Ted: “On your knees child and I will allow you to partake of the Holy Sacraments!”

Silly Hillary: “After my last confession, will I be with child Father?”

Father Ted: “No child! When I take confession, I always wear an Immaculate Contraception!

Kapow!!!!

Radio Karamea 107.5 FM with Claptrap Eriction…”I shot my dickoff etc!” …….. “I shot my dickoff, I shot my dickoff, but I did not shoot my booty!”
Mr. Covert: “Freeze or I’ll shoot!”

Father Ted: “Patience lad! Holster your weapon and I’ll tend to you next!”

Mr. Covert: “ C’mon Senator Clinton! Pull up your panties, I’ve got a rescue copter at the Karamea airport!”
Karamea Airport, Opapara

Captain America: “Karamea Control Tower! This is US 9-11requesting takeoff over!”

Karamea Control Tower: “Da! Permissioning for takeoff comrade!”

Captain America: “We have liftoff!”

Silly Hillary: “Oh Captain America! You saved my pretty sweet white ass! How can I ever repay you?”

Captain America: “You can take a hold of my joystick for a couple of minutes!!!”

Silly Hillary : “Oh my! It’s my lucky day!”

Mr. Covert: “Nooo!! Look we just lost the left wing and half the fuselage!

Silly Hillary: “Aaaaghhh!!!! We’re going to be late for the Super Bowl!!!
Captain America: “Mayday! Mayday!Mayday! We’re going to crash! We’re going down! Put your head betweeen your legs!”

Silly Hillary: “Aaagghhh!!!!!”

Captain America: “No! Senator Clinton I meant between your own legs!”

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Mr. Covert: “Yikes! Look! It’s the Dallas Book Depository on Dealey Plaza!”
Silly Hillary: “Aaaggghhh!!!”

Captain America: “Aaagghhhhh!!!!”

KABOOM!!!


Left to Right Nadav Amit, Arnon Amit, Gul Janovsky and Maayan Kalo at Rongo Backpackers & Gallery in Karamea, New Zealand on January 3, 2015. (Photo by Paul Murray)
By Paul Murray
Arnon Amit from Israel arrived in Karamea at the top of the West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand on January 2, 2015, after successfully negotiating the Heaphy Track in a wheelchair.
The Heaphy Track is one of New Zealand’s nine “Great Walks” and the only one on which mountain biking is permitted (from May 1 to September 30). The track is approximately 80 kilometers long and traverses the Kahurangi National Park at the top of the South Island. Most people walk, ride or now roll, the Heaphy Track from Collingwood in Golden Bay through to Karamea on the West Coast.
With a lot of determination and effort and the help of his brother Nadav and friends Maayan Kalo and Gul Janvosky, Arnon bounced over some rough terrain, through a flood and tacked swarms of sandflies to complete the track in five days to become what is thought to be the first person to complete the track in a chair.
Arnon was injured in a car accident while doing his national service in the Israeli Army in 2008 and lost the use of his legs. He was an enthusiastic outdoors person before the accident and has managed to overcome his physical challenges and maintain his love of tramping and nature with a little help from his friends.
A special off-road wheelchair manufactured in the United States and made of strong, lightweight titanium metal was Arnon’s Heaphy vehicle. The chair handled the track well, but the rigorous terrain took its toll on the machine and minor repairs were required en route to keep the show rolling.

(Photo by Gul Janovsky)
Recent work by the Department of Conservation (DOC) to improve the track surface and the width and stability of the swing bridges and other river crossings has made the Heaphy Track more easily negotiated by wheeled vehicles like chairs and of course mountain bikes. This may open the possibility of experiencing the wilds of the Kahurangi National Park and the pleasures of traversing the Heaphy Track to a whole range of people, like Arnon, who had previously not been able to tackle the track.

Arnon was able to propel himself over the new wider swing bridges on the Heaphy. (Photo by Nadav Amit)
The most challenging section for the man in the chair was the first uphill section of from the Collingwood end of the Heaphy from Brown Hut to Perry Saddle Hut. The track winds steeply uphill through beech forest and tree roots growing through the track make it rough and uneven, not necessarily the best surface for wheelchairs. However, with brother Nadav and friends Maayan and Gul pushing, Arnon made it to the Perry Hut, which is around the highest point of the track at 1,000 metres, in good shape.

River crossings and sandy beaches also posed challenges that required assistance from the support crew. Nadav piggy-backed his brother across the narrow swing bridges and pulled him along the sand while Maayan pushed from behind.

Arnon enjoys the view of the Tasman Sea while his buddies help him over a sandy stretch. (Photo by Gul Janovsky)
The weather turned somewhat inclement on the last day of 2014 and many sections of the track became flooded preventing the group from proceeding and creating a bottleneck at the MacKay Hut in the middle of the Heaphy. Fifty people, including Team Israel, were squeezed into a new hut built for 26. Fortunately, the old James MacKay Hut has yet to be demolished and, with DOCs permission, Nadav broke into the hut and everyone managed to get a bed.
The next day was much improved and Arnon was in his element on the downhill section from MacKay to Lewis Hut. The steep slope afforded him some gravity assisted speed and he apparently even got some air as he bounced the chair over some rocks on the way down.

Possibly the first person in a wheelchair ever to see the Heaphy River, Arnon enjoys the view at the end of a day on the track. (Photo by Nadav Amit)
Hear the Interview Here: https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/interview-with-arnon-amit-1st-wheel-chair-conqueror-of-heaphy-track-january-3-2015
The four travellers are now heading south down the wonderful West Coast and plan on exploring some of the many attractions and tracks along the way and then on to Queenstown and Fiordland, if you see them say hello, they’re a great bunch of fine young folk.
For more information on the Heaphy Track: www.HeaphyTrack.com
Rongo Backpackers & Gallery: www.RongoBackpackers.com
LivingInPeace Project: www.LivingInPeace.com
Karamea Radio 107.5 FM: www.facebook.com/KarameaRadio107.5FM
…Some more photos…
Carisbrook
For Dunedin, Otago, New Zealand and International sporting fans the name Carisbook evokes memories of the Battle of Bannockburn! Stubborn Celtic pride subdued for too long by the foppish heathens south of Hadrian’s Wall, stirred by the skirl of the pipes to battle for death or glory!




Great All Bollocks victories over the Kloppies, the Pongos, the Waltzing Matildas and the Argie Bargies! A magnificent victory by our flanelled fools over the Calypso Kings of Swing in 1981! One of Otago’s finest sons, Stephen Boock in at the death to hit the winning run! A sacred mausoleum for Otago’s finest, Bert Sutcliffe one of Otago and New Zealand’s finest cricketers amongst many sportsmen whose humble ashes are still interred there on hallowed ground!




Carisbrook now demolished, bulldozed into the ground, desecrated and destroyed in the name of progress! The very heart and soul of the Gathering of the Clans, Otago rugby, Otago cricket, marching, pipe bands, pop concerts and the odd crazed ultra fanatical, religious fervour induced meeting of glorified worship that only Billy Graham and his erstwhile sidekick Jesus the Christ could provoke!


What greater crime could be enacted upon the ignorant humble peasants of Dunedin, the Edinburgh of the South???
To be replaced by a prefabricated plastic and aluminium lego land rumpus room with no soul, no heart and no spectators!
Och aye Jimmy! Time for the Stuarts, the Haigs, the Glenfiddichs, the Walkers and the Conolloy’s to reunite under one banner! Long live Scotland the Brave!

Radio Karamea 107.5 FM “DJ’s Hall of Fame!”
The Queen of England and the British Commonwealth Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II is pleased today to announce from Buckingham Palace the granting of an exclusive warrant to the Republic of Rongolia, Karamea, New Zealand the right to establish a Hall of Fame for Disc Jockey’s!
Rongolia El Presidente for Life, El Senor Palo Murrio has welcomed this news with the announcement today from Rongo that the “DJ’s Hall of Fame” will be housed exclusively in the VIP Lounge of the Radio Karamea 107.5 FM radio station complex!

Jazzy Jasmin Jangles: Karamea Radio Mascot
Nominees for 2014 induction into the “DJ’s Hall of Fame” include :
Radio Karamea 107.5 FM “International Requests Show” DJ – DJ Crap!

DJ Crap
Radio Karamea 107.5 FM “Soul and Gospel Show” DJ – DJ Echo!

DJ Echo
Radio Karamea 107.5 FM “Comedy Show DJ” – The Big Man!

The Big Man
Radio Karamea 107.5 FM: DJ Pukeko’s “An Evening with DJ Pukeko” Most Outrageous Song Dedicated to a Mother

Radio Karamea 107.5 FM “Bigga than Bateman Show DJ” – Bigga!

Bigga
Radio Karamea 107.5 FM DJ’s Hall of Fame 2014 Nominees – Profiles!
DJ CRAP – Paul John Murray: Custodian of Karamea Radio 107.5 FM and owner of Rongo Backpackers & Gallery (home of Karamea Radio)

DJ Crap
Biography – Of Australian extraction, DJ Crap came to New Zealand in 2003 to shake up the Kiwis and bring some West Island culture to the people of Aotearoa. He is responsible for looking after Karamea Radio for the Karamea community and has spent an unreasonable amount of his life in the DJ booth on his eternal quest to become DJ Competent.

Favourite singer – Tom Waits, Ray Charles, Jim Jones, Bob Log III and Shirley Bassey
Favourite band – The Jim Jones Revue

The Jim Jones Revue
Favourite One-Man Band: Bob Log III
Favourite song –
Best show – All DJ Crap shows are CRAP!! (But the International Request Show is the all-time most popular show on Karamea Radio…The DJ may be crap, but the fans LOVE him!)
https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/dj-crap-echo-international-requests-showyoure-welcome
Most memorable on air event – Having a punch up in the studio with a disgruntled Eric Clapton fan who thought Clapton was GOD.
Favourite tipple – Japanese Holy Water

Best quote – “Dr John is the Eric Clapton of piano.”
THE BIG MAN – Brian Thomson or “The Big Man” to West Coasters!

Biography – Ex Aucklander who found a land of promise, opportunities and experiences abound. Helped the radio station into a new era and explored the music of the globe.
Favourite singer – B B King

B.B.King
Favourite band – The Flaming Mudcats


Favourite song – Itchin’ and Scratchin’
Best show – Musical Friends with DJ Crap
https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/karamea-radio-107-5-fm-dj-4
https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/dj-crap-the-big-man-musical
https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/dj-crap-the-big-man-show-4
Most memorable on air event – The ousting of Dr Y Max – Mondayitis

Favourite tipple – Japanese Sake
Best quote – “Here’s a song for all the curtain twitches out there in radio land, “The Gossip Calypso.””

DJ ECHO – Tim Hawley, former owner of Echo Records in Dunedin!

DJ Echo
Biography – Spent over 40 years wandering the South Island and the globe before seeing the light and moving to Karamea in 2009. Hasn’t looked back since.

Favourite singer – Changes daily but Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan has been a favourite for 20 years plus. Latterly listening to a lot of Nigerian 70s singers- William Onyeabor is pretty special.
Favourite band – Also changes daily/weekly but King Crimson (1970s version) has been a major part of my listening life since 1983!
Favourite Canadian artist called Neil – Neil Young, no question at all!
Favourite Neil Young album – On the Beach

Favourite album of all time – Blood on the Tracks, Bob Dylan

Favourite song – “Point That Thing Somewhere Else” by The Clean
Best show – Songs about Jesus (w/ DJ Crap, November 2013), Neil Young’s birthday show 2012, Labour Weekend show 2013 and many others
https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/dj-echo-dj-crap-special-songs-about-jesus-nov-27-2013
https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/dj-echo-neil-youngs-birthday
https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/dj-echo-labour-weekend
Most memorable on air event – Anything I can remember isn’t worth remembering!
Favourite tipple – Homemade boysenberry wine (for a cogent show) or single malt Scotch whiskey if you’re after something a bit more loose!

Best quote – “Is the microphone on?” or “oh crap, the microphone was on all the time.”
DJ Marcellus Nealy – Records his Nuphoria Radio Show in Japan exclusively for Karamea Radio 107.5 FM and sends it to us via the InterWeb
Biography – Born in Cleveland Ohio in the USA, Marcellus is a Poet, Singer, Photographer and Language professor while that may seem like a heap of things Marcellus tells they all point to the same thing which is self expression, a pursuit to which he has dedicated his life. His intense poetry style and spoken word performance has been called likened to possession by crafty sprits. He has also performed with many talented musicians around the world in front of tens of thousands of people as a singer and rapper. He currently works with various institutions around Tokyo as a communications and education consultant.
Favourite singer – There are too many to name. It depends on my mood.
Favourite band – Same with the singer it depends on my mood
Favourite song – Man these questions are hard

Best show – The one where I did all jazz funk tunes. That is the kind of groove that really revs my engine.
https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/nuphoria33
Most memorable on air event – When I realised I had done several stories in a row about people’s “junk.” (Which was an expression for penis unknown to Karamea people and is now a staple word for the appendage among Karamea Radio listeners).
Favourite tipple -good quality dark Rum
Best quote – “And now here’s another good trick that I know” The Cat in The Hat
Biography – Karamea celebrity and known throughout the South Island as “incorrigible,” “recalcitrant” and “refractory” David John “Bigga” Bateman has endeared himself to the people of Karamea through his highly controversial and somewhat acerbic wireless theatre that is the “Bigga than Bateman” Show. His undiplomatic, straight-shooting tell-all on-air style has won many fans and has upset more people than any other Karamea Radio DJ…quite and achievement that!
Favourite singer – Yusuf Islam

Favourite band – David Bowie

Favourite song – “Young Americans” by David Bowie

Best show – Karamea Radio 107.5 FM: Rick Lucas Interviews Dave Bateman
https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/karamea-radio-107-5-fm-rick-1
Most memorable on air event – Panda’s live performance on the Bigga Show

Mataolin “Panda” Coffey
Favourite tipple – Ranfurly Draught Giant 440 and plenty of it!
Best quote – “The only good American is a dead American.”
“Don’t piss in my pocket and tell me it’s raining!”
“It’s got that look about it”
“I’m starting to wonder…”
DJ Pukeko – Lewis Jackson aka Sheik El Shamshoun IV

Biography – Born and raised in suburban Dunedin, Louis J. wandered the planet aimlessly for many years until he discovered Rongo in Karamea! Unleashed as DJ Pukeko on Radio Karamea 107.5 FM on an unsuspecting West Coast radio audience, he did his best to rustle many feathers! Now in retirement, pathetically sitting in an old cane wheel chair in an old folks home in Waikikamaukau, talking to the garden gnomes, dreaming of yesterdays but quietly planning his escape to the corner dairy!

Favourite singer – Mungo Jerry (In the Summertime)

Favourite band – The Monkees (I’m a Believer)

Favourite song – Great Southern Land by Ice House


Best show – Sunday night – Radio Karamea 107.5 FM – Poetry Alive with Superwomen Kristin and Katie – 1st reading of the Massey Ferguson Tractor Manual crank case instructions on page 27!

Most memorable on air event – Sunday night -Radio Karamea 107.5 FM Poetry Alive – Live reading of “Macbeth” Act IV Scene I “Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble…” with my amazing friend I met at Rongo, Kaylee Danger Surprise et al!
Favourite tipple –Johnathon Walker Black Label, on the rocks, stirred with a twist of licorice!!

Best quote – “Am I allowed to say that on air? Arf arf!”
DJ No Name: A recent arrival in Karamea after leaving Auckland with refugee status arrived in the new country with great hope for the future and enthusiastically embraced life in Rongolia by assisting DJ BiGMan with his show…yet to perform solo on 107.5 FM, but has quickly learnt the radio ropes and will likely soon have his own show and his own DJ name!
Biography: l have arrived in Karamea as an old friend, an work mate of Big Man
during our time in stress city Auckland….for the purpose of assuming a joint alter ego, The Undynamic Duo……so as to bring laughter and zanyness to Rongo and Karamea.
Favourite Singer: Anyone who champions the individual,whoose lyrics weren,t written by a machine…..with real love in their heart..!
Favourite Band: Ditto above…..but doing it together….,
Favourite Song: Too many to list…but lets say lyrics written with passion
and love, saying it like it is, that don’t provoke an instant urge to throw up!
Best Show: Anything by freedom loving flower bedecked,transcendental
hippy permercultural radio show hosts…..on Karamea Radio 107.5 fm….er
sorry but does that count as a shameless promotion!
Most Memorable Event on Air: Well this would clearly be the first radio show when together with Bigman we assumed our joint alter ego..The Undynamic Duo!
Favourite Tipple: Ice cold Apple juice…..with a cold dark malt ale or beer coming a close second!
Best Quote: If you at first don’t succeed….try, try,try again!
Paraphrased perfectly by Albert Einstein,when he said….It must be a form of insanity to repeat the same thing and yet expect a different result! Lol
The world according to No Name (Garp)

Radio Karamea 107.5 FM radio shack has witnessed the evolution of posse DJ’s unparalleled on this planet!
Controversial? – Never!
Popular – Bloody Oath!
The 2014 Wolf Man Jack Award is awarded collectively to DJ Crap and DJ Echo for the “Songs About Jesus Show 2014”!

https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/djs-echocrap-jesus-show-october-18-2014
The 2014 Monty Python Award is awarded to The Big Man for “The Comedy Show!”

The Big Man…a VERY funny fella!
The 2014 Roger Redneck Award is awarded to Dave “ Bigga” Bateman for the “Bigga than Bateman Show!”
The 2014 Most Outrageous Song Dedicated to a Mother Award goes to DJ Pukeko for Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock’n’Roll” for his dear old Mum in Auckland on his “A Cultured Evening with DJ Pukeko” Show.


https://soundcloud.com/rongobackpackers/karamea-radio-107-5-fm-bigga-1

Dave “Bigga” Bateman
“Who’s this on the Wolfman telephone?”




Baba the Rongolian SuperSheep (centre) and her babies Graham (right) and Rosie.
Off the Top of my Head
By Paul Murray
LivingInPeace Project pet sheep BaBa’s strange behaviour was explained on the morning of October 18, 2014 when she went into labour and produced twins to the amazement of all concerned given that we believed her to be a virgin.
Perhaps the most famous sheep in the world and most certainly the strangest, BaBa is a confused soul and behaves in a most un-sheeplike manner. Her own mother rejected her at birth after her older sibling was stillborn..BaBa’s mother took no interest in her and she was effectively given up for adoption on parturition.
Orphan BaBa found a new home at Rongo Backpackers & Gallery at the top of thew West Coast of the South Island of New Zealand where she was much loved by many people and bottle fed by a raft of enthusiastic surrogate mothers from all over the world.

Young BaBa

Young BaBa at Rongo Backpackers & Gallery in Karamea http://www.RongoBackpackers.com
Rongo Kitchen head chef Mitsuyo Numata and her man Brian “Big Man” Thomson stepped up and assumed the primary responsibility for Baba’s parenting and took the frail little lamb under their wings and fed her, kept her warm, taught her about life and how to live it, but neglected to discuss the birds and the bees. Baba was hence colder than a well-digger’s arse when if came to romance.

Brian “Big Man” Thomson: BaBa’s Surrogate Father
All observed attempts by our RockStar Ram to mate with Lady Baba were hilariously thwarted by BaBa’s frigidity and fear of all things ovine. Karamea Farm Baches Manager Maree Stirling’s house looks out over the farm and she is a keen observer of the happenings of the flock. “RockStar was sniffing around BaBa’s back passage and she turned around and bunted him away…he looked most upset, but tried again and Baba pissed all over his head…shit it was funny,” she said.
LivingInPeace Project Permaculture Farm Manager Dave Tailby also saw the mating attempt of a ram who is used to groupies fawning over his every move and had previously only met with openly willing participants eager to sample the fruits of his loins. “BaBa wasn’t having a bar of the ram, he made several attempts to mount up and get a groove on, but she kept on butting him away and giving him golden showers,” he said.
Hardly virginal behaviour that, but clearly, BaBa’s licentious gambolling only encouraged RockStar and rammed up his determination to succeed. He must have risen to the considerable challenge as “Lady” BaBa is now a mother. Divine intervention and immaculate conception is the only other possibility and I didn’t believe in that the first time, so I’m not party to the theory now. RockStar must turned up the charm and succeeded in thawing the icebox around BaBa’s love tunnel and consummating their relationship.
BaBa is proving an exceptionally good mother and has found new purpose in her life as the care provider for her offspring, a boy and a girl. She continues to treat the other sheep in the flock with complete disdain, refuses to associate with them in any way, but carries herself with more pride and confidence than ever before…motherhood becomes her! Congratulations BaBa and also to her proud parents, Mi-Chan and the Big Man, now grandparents to two sweet little lambsies…thanks also to Ronglians worldwide who helped to raise BaBa and make her the wonderful mother she is today.

Mitsuyo Numata with Baby BaBa


BaBa and her cousin Diva (top)

BaBa leads a group of U.S. Environmental Science students on an ecological tour of the LivingInPeace Project permaculture farm.
N.Z. National Permaculture Hui 2015: Let’s Get GROWING!
NZ National Permaculture Hui 2015
3rd-6th April 2015 (Easter Weekend)
Moving On
Basic Regeneration with Permaculture
This year we’re bringing the Hui back to it’s roots with a 4 day immerse experience.
The Hui’s focus is Moving On, set to a timely backdrop of blossoming regeneration in the Garden City of Christchurch, Aotearoa. This year we’re incorporating Gift Culture and Open Space Technology (OCT) along with the usual PiNZ AGM.
All ages and levels of experience welcome.
We start with a Welcome Day on…Friday 3rd April –
Creating space, Arrivals & Introductions.
Workshops & Meetings.
Potluck Evening Meal.
Then we will take a day each to explore the 3 Permaculture Ethics…
Saturday – Earth Care – Kaitiakitanga
Provision for all life systems to continue and multiply.
Earth care encompasses care of the soil, care of all living systems, concepts like Gaia….
Sunday – People Care – Whanaungatanga
Provision for people to access the resources necessary for their existence.
People Care starts with the self – if you don’t take care of yourself you can’t care for anyone else! From the self, People Care spreads out to kin and community…
Monday – Fair Share – Manaakitanga
This is sometimes called “Surplus Share” or “Share our Resources”.
By governing our own needs, we can set resources aside to further our ethics.
Set limits to consumption, growth and population.
We’ll explore how to harness the ethics and principles of permaculture in all areas of our lives to move us towards Sustainability, Regeneration & Abundance by using a blend of Presentations, Talks, Open Circles and OST.
Plus Music, Movies and Stories to entertain us in the evenings.
And plenty of time for sharing, connecting and exploring all things permaculture & beyond!
Fresh local organic Food & Drink provided. Though, this year there is no accommodation at the Hui site. After careful consideration, Central New Brighton School Hall was chosen to host. This has kept the ticket prices as low as possible, and the hui easily accessible and open to more people. Watch this space for information on lift shares, accommodation & billeting options.
Planning the 2015 Hui has been a great adventure so far…. We invite you to join us for a long weekend of Learning, Sharing & Dancing!
Tickets on sale at www.permaculture.org.nz or email nzpchui15@gmail.com for information
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