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Rongo Master Quiz August 2011

By Rongolian Quizmaster Samson Jesus Elijah ***(1st prize to the first correct entry received via e-mail to CheckmateSport@yandex.ru)***   A Spectacular Rimu driftwood Pianola Fortissime! Quiz open to all earthlings! Question 1 You are captaining the All Blacks in a … Continue reading

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Yes, Head Bumble Bee!

By Raving Auckland Correspondent “Flying” Phil Jackson The Beehive in Wellington is a hive of activity. It’s occupants are the humble bumble bees and in this peculiar little niche they have organised themselves into an established hierarchical order with one … Continue reading

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Another Busy Day for Jesus!

            

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The Green Thing

                      In the line at the supermarket, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The … Continue reading

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The Rongolian Star Issue 8: June, 2011

The Rongolian Star Issue No. 8 June 2011 Published by Royal Decree since 1878 Rongo Backpackers, Waverley Street, Karamea, Buller, South Island, New Zealand Telephone    00 64 3 7826 667 E-mail  rongo@actrix.co.nz Internet  www.rongobackpackers.com John Clarke: Honest Used Car Salesman…. … Continue reading

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Another Busy Day for Jesus

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Off the Top of my Head: Musings on Morality

By Paul Murray New Zealand today is a rather pious place, but it was more so in the recent past. Apparently, up to around 1950 it was illegal for farmers to permit their animals to copulate in the public, so … Continue reading

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The Rongolian Star: Issue: 7, May 2011

Nelson Creek or the Bush  (Absolutely Amazingly Tight Knit West Coast Community Part 2) (As recounted by Master Yarner Dan Vos) Act 2 Scene 1. Ngakawau Tavern Public Bar Saturday April 15th 2011 The appearance of small menacing fluffy white cloud … Continue reading

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The Rongolian Star: Issue No. 6 May 2011

Mt Stormy  “Moo” the KarameaWonderDog Royally Recognised for Mountaineering Feat Please standby! Her Royal Majesty  Queen Elizabeth II is ready to make an auspicious announcement from Buckingham Palace. Pheeleep : Auspicious Liz?? Queen Liz : Shhhhh Petal! Ahhem!! To all … Continue reading

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