Category Archives: Hilarious

The Rongolian Lonely Hearts Club:

A Special Message to All the Ladies from Garfunkel Hey Ladies, Garfunkel here again…I’m SO ready for you to call. I’m looking for a special hard-lovin’ woman to share my passion for life, love and funkin’. It’s been a good while … Continue reading

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape #3

A New Zealand Government Department Authorised by Statute and Royal Decree to Receive Official Complaints. Office Manager:   Red Scarlett Senior Complaints Officer:  Jed Hooligan Secretary:   Cinnamon Voluptuous Office Duck:  Quacker Friday  9 am Office of Karamea Ministry of … Continue reading

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News Flash: New Rongolian Arrives on 1/11/11

Huge Win on Melbourne Cup Day! Off the Top of My Head By Paul Murray I’m overjoyed to report that our first child “Buster” Murray was born on 1/11/11 at 2:44 a.m. in Nelson Hospital…I can also report that, other than the … Continue reading

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The Rongolian Star Issue 11: October, 2011

The Rongolian Star Issue 10: September, 2011 The Rongolian Star Issue No. 11: October 2011 Published by Royal Decree since 1878 Rongo, 130 Waverley Street, Karamea, Buller, South Island, New Zealand Telephone    00 64 3 7826 667 E-mail  rongo@actrix.co.nz Web:  www.rongobackpackers.com … Continue reading

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Another Madly Busy Day for Jesus

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape #2

A New Zealand Government Department authorised by an Act of Parliament to receive official complaints. Office Manager   Red Scarlett Complaints Officer   Roget Thesaurus Roget:        Good afternoon sir. Welcome to the Karamea Ministry of Red Tape. … Continue reading

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Rongo Master Quiz August 2011

By Rongolian Quizmaster Samson Jesus Elijah ***(1st prize to the first correct entry received via e-mail to CheckmateSport@yandex.ru)***   A Spectacular Rimu driftwood Pianola Fortissime! Quiz open to all earthlings! Question 1 You are captaining the All Blacks in a … Continue reading

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape

Dork Clutzburg   : Welcome to the Karamea Ministry of Red Tape! How may I be of assistance? Mistress Nympho :  Hello my name is Mistress Nympho and I wish to make a complaint! Dork Clutzburg  :  Mistress Nympho!  Ha … Continue reading

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Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!

Reuters–New Zealand (Special Correspondent Sir Ian Robert Albert Richardhead) The Rongolian Star Media Liaison Officer Tamarillo Feijoa has just released non-classified sections of Yumpy’s last journal entries on her ill-fated solo traverse of the Heaphy Track. Yumpy, a Kumara bred … Continue reading

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape: The Journey Begins

Karamea Ministry of Red Tape: Market Cross, Karamea Karamea Ministry of Red Tape is authorised by an Act of Parliament and the Royal Seal of Queen Elizabeth of England to receive Official Complaints. Opening Day April 1st 2011 Office Junior: Hello Sir! Welcome … Continue reading

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