Category Archives: Humor

Wild Wild West Coast Towns

Off the Top of My Head By Paul Murray   Karamea Way up north as far as you can drive; you’ll arrive at the warmest, driest place on the wonderful West Coast. Karamea has a great climate year round and … Continue reading

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape #1

A New Zealand Government Department authorised by an Act of Parliament and by Royal Decree to Receive Official Complaints. Office Manager – Red Scarlett. Senior Complaints Officer – Rob Bersdog The Curious Case of the Premasticated Chocolate Fish Karamea Ministry … Continue reading

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Rongo Master Quiz August 2011

By Rongolian Quizmaster Samson Jesus Elijah ***(1st prize to the first correct entry received via e-mail to CheckmateSport@yandex.ru)***   A Spectacular Rimu driftwood Pianola Fortissime! Quiz open to all earthlings! Question 1 You are captaining the All Blacks in a … Continue reading

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape

Dork Clutzburg   : Welcome to the Karamea Ministry of Red Tape! How may I be of assistance? Mistress Nympho :  Hello my name is Mistress Nympho and I wish to make a complaint! Dork Clutzburg  :  Mistress Nympho!  Ha … Continue reading

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Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!

Reuters–New Zealand (Special Correspondent Sir Ian Robert Albert Richardhead) The Rongolian Star Media Liaison Officer Tamarillo Feijoa has just released non-classified sections of Yumpy’s last journal entries on her ill-fated solo traverse of the Heaphy Track. Yumpy, a Kumara bred … Continue reading

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape: The Journey Begins

Karamea Ministry of Red Tape: Market Cross, Karamea Karamea Ministry of Red Tape is authorised by an Act of Parliament and the Royal Seal of Queen Elizabeth of England to receive Official Complaints. Opening Day April 1st 2011 Office Junior: Hello Sir! Welcome … Continue reading

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Off the Top of my Head: Musings on Morality

By Paul Murray New Zealand today is a rather pious place, but it was more so in the recent past. Apparently, up to around 1950 it was illegal for farmers to permit their animals to copulate in the public, so … Continue reading

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