Tag Archives: Humor

Weird, Wonderful and Wacky Weddings

Distressing Wedding Facts One bride, after discovering her groom-to-be wearing her wedding dress and locked in the arms of the best man in a passionate embrace on the night before their big day, quite rightly cancelled the wedding. The knife … Continue reading

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Even More Viz Top Tips for Every Day Living…

    MAKE your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill. Use striped toothpaste to make humbugs.       ANNOY and frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your … Continue reading

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Karamea Ministry of Red Tape #12

 A New Zealand Government Department Authorised by a Deliberately Ambiguous and Subtly Rhetorically Act of Parliament Compounded by a Tacitly Implied Royal Approval to Receive Official Complaints.   Office Manager:      Red Scarlett Senior Complaints Officer:     Yahtzee Fu Manchu Honorary Tea … Continue reading

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Rare and Unusual Celebrity Photos

 

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The Rongolian Lonely Hearts Club

Hey Ladies, need resuscitation? I have recently had hands-on experience in the art of CPR when one of the lovely young ladies who answered my previous listings on The Rongolian Lonely Hearts Club was overcome on meeting me and fainted…apparently, … Continue reading

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More Handy Viz Top Tips for Everyday Living

Jed Furker says, “MOTORISTS: When going through a speed camera, flash your lights twice quickly and watch the driver in front hit his brakes when he thinks he’s been caught.” GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to … Continue reading

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Rongolian Republic Book of World Records

1. The most ferocious sheep dog in the whole world including Patagonia! 2. World’s biggest pot luck dinner ever held at a rainbow coloured backpackers hostel!!!! 3. Hungriest pet lamb ever salivated over anywhere in the world!! 4. Longest running, … Continue reading

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Another Busy Day for the Old Baked Bean

Her Majesty Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom, New Zealand and Her Other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith on the throne since 1953   The Old Baked Bean Doing … Continue reading

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Viz Top Tips: Handy Hints for Everyday Living

    ***Mr Efficiency from Brixton says, “SAVE doing unnecessary ironing by putting on your shirt and tucking it into your trousers. Then, draw a line around the shirt at belt level with an indelible marker pen. The material below … Continue reading

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Busy Day for the Dirty Digger

   

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